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Solitaire Events Ltd
08-07-2008, 11:02 PM
Up for grabs for the winner of this caption competition. Photo from Promobile magazine is Danno and I listening to Andy Tain of Ultimax talking about the benefits of Ultimax goods...

Over to you....

Paul James Promotions
08-07-2008, 11:37 PM
I can't make the show anyway, but i'd like to have a stab at...

"I wonder if it comes with a free pack of velcro ties"

Dragonfly
09-07-2008, 07:55 AM
Darren thought the ultimax maybe a step up from the home made lego truss he was currently using.

Dragonfly
09-07-2008, 07:57 AM
Readings new gay speed dating night finally arrived with one or two feeling a bit nervous

Dragonfly
09-07-2008, 07:59 AM
Danno wondered how many lights he could actually fit on the new dj yoda ultimax stand.

Penfold42
09-07-2008, 09:36 AM
"Daz...have you trumped?"

Solitaire Events Ltd
09-07-2008, 11:09 AM
Soooooooooo....

One person who isn't going and two that already have tickets answering...

Come on -there must be someone who fancies these tickets??

Penfold42
09-07-2008, 01:47 PM
Come on -there must be someone who fancies these tickets??

E-bay.........ooops....sorry, DJ bids..........:D

Just had another look at the photo......and started to chuckle........

...you both look like your having a wonderful time.........:lol:...:D :D :D

pdarnett
09-07-2008, 01:47 PM
Kneel before Zod son of jorell

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Terence-Stamp---General-Zod-Photograph-C10101814.jpeg

Dragonfly
09-07-2008, 02:35 PM
http://www.the-frat-pack.com/images/southpark/kylegass.jpg


Daz was getting slightly impatient with the punter singing meatloafs entire back catalogue

Penfold42
09-07-2008, 03:33 PM
http://www.the-frat-pack.com/images/southpark/kylegass.jpg


Daz was getting slightly impatient with the punter singing meatloafs entire back catalogue
Errrm...........

Soooooooooo....

One person who isn't going and two that already have tickets answering...

Come on -there must be someone who fancies these tickets??

:D :D :D :D :D :D

Solitaire Events Ltd
09-07-2008, 04:45 PM
Now we still have a person who has tickets and the bloody owner of the show....

I give up.

Want your tickets back Paul? :sj:

Tom
09-07-2008, 05:08 PM
"Now who do I love the most......Daddy or chips?"

pdarnett
09-07-2008, 05:57 PM
chips by the look of it!

Excalibur
09-07-2008, 06:20 PM
"And if he suggests me doing chin ups on a trusslite to show how much it will carry, I'm going to slap the smug Steve Davis lookalike"

djsteve10
09-07-2008, 07:07 PM
Wheres the cables when you want a good moan?

dmckaraoke
09-07-2008, 07:28 PM
Right!!!! If he flashes his camera one more time at us we'll have him...right!!!!!


mmmmmm Sorry who are you? Im not with you I'm just passing bye...

cara
10-07-2008, 04:38 AM
Up for grabs for the winner of this caption competition. Photo from Promobile magazine is Danno and I listening to Andy Tain of Ultimax talking about the benefits of Ultimax goods...

Over to you....


Steve Davis takes to comparing at roadshows after his snooker career collapses

Excalibur
10-07-2008, 07:41 AM
"We've already got Steve Interesting Davis on Ultimax, if John Virgo turns up plugging Prosound, that does it, my membership's going in the bin! ":eek:

wensleydale
10-07-2008, 08:25 AM
"not many of you will have seen our latest product. we've managed to clone daz of solitaire entertainments and as the sign says he is available from all good disco retailers in the uk.
dont worry about current appearances, you can program him to look a little happier than he does now when performing."

flatliners
11-07-2008, 12:34 AM
He whispers to Danno "Oh look its got 3 bars just like my electric fire at home."

He is thinking, Andy is just teasing me he knows I want one badly but I am up to my neck in debt (god i wish i was a bit taller)

Excalibur
11-07-2008, 10:11 AM
" If I got those bars high enough, I could hang the next pillock who asked a silly question about rthe Pro Dub licence! "

Penfold42
11-07-2008, 11:32 AM
" If I got those bars high enough, I could hang the next pillock who asked a silly question about rthe Pro Dub licence! "

Have you not got tickets?

:p

Excalibur
11-07-2008, 05:04 PM
Have you not got tickets?

:p

It's a competition requiring the use of witty ripostes, and clever wordplay. Therefore I'm in it till I'm banned! ;) :D :D

Penfold42
11-07-2008, 05:17 PM
It's a competition requiring the use of witty ripostes, and clever wordplay. Therefore I'm in it till I'm banned! ;) :D :D

Oh i see....trying to get "smarty bottom" with me eh! ;)

I can delete your post's in this thread, i can also edit them.........:eek: :p :D :D

Solitaire Events Ltd
11-07-2008, 05:18 PM
It's a competition requiring the use of witty ripostes, and clever wordplay. Therefore I'm in it till I'm banned! ;) :D :D

You're banned. :D

Penfold42
11-07-2008, 05:24 PM
Can i put him in the sin bin.......:jumping:.....go on, go on......not done that yet......:D :D :D :D

Solitaire Events Ltd
11-07-2008, 05:26 PM
Can i put him in the sin bin.......:jumping:.....go on, go on......not done that yet......:D :D :D :D

Down boy.... :D

Dragonfly
11-07-2008, 05:27 PM
You're banned. :D

why cant i find a clip from the john smiths advert when i want one :D :D :D

Excalibur
11-07-2008, 05:31 PM
" If nobody else comes up with a witty answer, Excalibur's gonna have more tickets, than friends to take "thought Darren.


Resurrect the real Caption Competition I say! Darren wins everything at some point, and forgets to hand on the baton.

Penfold42
11-07-2008, 05:33 PM
" If nobody else comes up with a witty answer, Excalibur's gonna have more tickets, than friends to take "thought Darren.

You've got friends.....:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I just thought you were a sad and lonely man....:boxer2:

Dragonfly
11-07-2008, 05:33 PM
I just thought you were a sad and lonely man....:boxer2:


mirror mirror on the wall ... :D :D :D

Penfold42
11-07-2008, 05:37 PM
:eek: ......:moon:

Sort your own gigs out....:D


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Dragonfly
11-07-2008, 05:42 PM
:eek: ......:moon:

Sort your own gigs out....:D


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too busy sorting yours out mr. brown :D :D :D :D



"the chimps at whipsnade zoo gazed in amazement at their new enclosure"

Solitaire Events Ltd
11-07-2008, 05:43 PM
too busy sorting yours out mr. brown :D :D :D :D



"the chimps at whipsnade zoo gazed in amazement at their new enclosure"

OI! Just 'cos I gave you a ticket, no need to be rude! :mad:




:D :D :D

Penfold42
12-07-2008, 12:11 AM
OI! Just 'cos I gave you a ticket, no need to be rude! :mad:




:D :D :D
:ner:

Thanks Dad..........:D

flatliners
18-07-2008, 11:55 AM
so who has won this comp