Strangest Thing You've Seen At A Wedding

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

I was happily playing tunes at a wedding a couple of weeks ago and in walks a guest (male :( ) absolutely starkers!

He thought it was hilarious, unfortunately the bride didn't.

What's the strangest thing you've seen at a wedding?

[Sapphire Disco]

Did you put on the Ray Stevens song ?

I guess my strangest thing was to announce the bride & brides first dance , actually I just said their first names but was tempted.

[soundscapes]

i did a wedding at a venue on our marina, best man decided it would be funny to pull down bridesmaids dress and ended up swimming in the marina in his suit :D

[PropellerHeadCase]

Would the mother of the bride dancing on a table to 'Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend' count?

[spin mobile disco]

Seen groom and father of the bride duking out on the dancfloor does that count as strange?

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Seen groom and father of the bride duking out on the dancfloor does that count as strange?

Not sure what 'duking out' is, so I can't say! :confused:

[flatliners]

strangest thing i have seen at a wedding was a dj

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

strangest thing i have seen at a wedding was a dj

Yeah, how unusual.....:p :rolleyes:

[flatliners]

and he wouldnt play penny arcade

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

and he wouldnt play penny arcade

Was he from the south? ;)

Perhaps he'd never heard of it!:D

[rob1963]

The strangest thing I've seen at a wedding (about 10 years ago) was the bride & groom...the bride was about 60 with white hair, and the groom couldn't have been more than 20.

I always say age differences aren't important, but this was taking the :Censored:

Did a young lad fall in love with someone 3 times his own age? or did he meet an old woman who was loaded & think "This is handy"?

I'm an old cynic, so I know what I think! ;)

It reminded me of when Debbie McGee was on the Mrs Merton show, and Mrs Merton asked "So, what first attracted you to the multi-millionaire Paul Daniels?"

[BeerFunk]

It reminded me of when Debbie McGee was on the Mrs Merton show, and Mrs Merton asked "So, what first attracted you to the multi-millionaire Paul Daniels?"
I don't read the tabloids or celeb mags and suchlike, but aren't those two still together?

[rob1963]

I don't read the tabloids or celeb mags and suchlike, but aren't those two still together?

Beerfunk...I believe they are! :eek:

[DMX Will]

5 or so rockers, all in kilts who enjoyed the likes of Iron Maiden, and Motorhead (when played they had a mini mosh pit)

[spin mobile disco]

Not sure what 'duking out' is, so I can't say! :confused:

Duking it out, means having fisticuffs, having a punch up, happy slapping each other etc.

[Dragonfly]

the groom and father in law nose to nose on the dancefloor and the words

"I told my daughter you were bad news and that she should never have got involved with your family as they've ruined her day" being shouted loudly by the latter.

[Tonsk]

I've a few.

1. The second requested bridal dance from the B&G where they walked off the dance floor, saying they didn't like the song..... Even though THEY asked for it...

2. Last Thursday, B&G doing the wedding cheaply decided to "raffle" off the table decorations (50p a strip) ... So with an 11.30 finish, at 11 I am presenting a raffle.................

3. Saturday just gone, Grooms dad organised a "Treasure Hunt"... So at 9pm, lights off, house lights on, music low as people are running around looking for clues..........

[Vectis]

1. The second requested bridal dance from the B&G where they walked off the dance floor, saying they didn't like the song..... Even though THEY asked for it...

2. Last Thursday, B&G doing the wedding cheaply decided to "raffle" off the table decorations (50p a strip) ... So with an 11.30 finish, at 11 I am presenting a raffle.................

3. Saturday just gone, Grooms dad organised a "Treasure Hunt"... So at 9pm, lights off, house lights on, music low as people are running around looking for clues..........

What the....!!!!!

Ah... this explains it:

[wensleydale]

father of the bride doing press ups on the dance floor with a tie round his head.
genius.

[PropellerHeadCase]

3. Saturday just gone, Grooms dad organised a "Treasure Hunt"... So at 9pm, lights off, house lights on, music low as people are running around looking for clues..........

Do you think they found a clue for the groom's dad? Seems he's without.

[Corabar Steve]

The Bride decking both a bridesmaid & the Groom for being ejits (too long a story to go into, but I fully agreed with her motives (nowt to do with infadelity), if not her methods), then saying she was getting a divorce & proposing to me.

[dannyboy]

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[Dragonfly]

then saying she was getting a divorce & proposing to me.

and she managed to deck the other two people ....being so obviously blind that must have taken some skill ;) :D :D :D :ner:

[Corabar Steve]

and she managed to deck the other two people ....being so obviously blind that must have taken some skill ;) :D :D :D :ner:
May I remind you, I have the capacity to ban you from the forum :sj:

[dannyboy]

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[Corabar Steve]

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[dannyboy]

Sorry I appologise.

Just read the rules which clearly states I was in the wrong: -

But without reading the rules I knew it was wrong to post bad words and I did adjust with ***** which I didn't know was wrong:

Sorry

[Corabar Steve]

No worries, it's nothing personal. We do try very hard to keep this a family friendly forum.

Don't do it again, now go & sit in the corner for half an hour :d

[dannyboy]

Don't do it again, now go & sit in the corner for half an hour :d

NO I WON'T (joke)

lol I am off to bed no after a bad nights night shift!!
Nighty night all

[Corabar Steve]

All right then, GO TO YOUR ROOM! :d