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    Sticky: Mayhap. I was allowed any guest requests,...

    Mayhap.


    I was allowed any guest requests, with only one restriction. ( And even then, I broke it. :o Well, honestly, a young lady comes up and asks for some David Whitfield, who am I to...
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    Heaven forfend! :whistle: :D

    Heaven forfend! :whistle: :D
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    Sticky: Never mind rigid playlists, that alone is cast...

    Never mind rigid playlists, that alone is cast iron grounds to refuse the gig!! :eek:


    ( And for our newer readers unaccustomed to what passes for humour on here, I may not have been wholly...
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    Benny, I agree with you entirely, but: "...

    Benny, I agree with you entirely, but:



    " Never mind the quality, feel the width ".
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    And this month's prize* for the best, most...

    And this month's prize* for the best, most reasoned and sensible post goes to this one. :agree:



    * The prize? No idea yet. :confused:
  6. Thread: Newbie

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    We are usually ready with help and good advice,...

    We are usually ready with help and good advice, Kevin. Welcome along.
    :welcome2:
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    Genuinely Surprised By This. :Laugh: Do you see...

    Genuinely Surprised By This. :Laugh: Do you see what I did there? :D
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    Don't start with " Mine was worse than yours",...

    Don't start with " Mine was worse than yours", cos it's no contest. :Naughty: :(
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    Sticky: Don't you know it never rains on the Righteous?...

    Don't you know it never rains on the Righteous? :whistle::)



    No challenge whatsoever. Follow the instructions, take the money, job done. Simples.


    Regular readers may detect a note of...
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    Sticky: I'm confused. :confused: Seems to me you followed...

    I'm confused. :confused: Seems to me you followed the Old DJ's Handbook to the letter, with the expected ecstatic response from the guests. :whistle:

    OK, as you realise, I jest. But only a little....
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    I'm sorry Benny, I've now got this vision of you...

    I'm sorry Benny, I've now got this vision of you as a Tog lining up the most magnificent shot of the day, when suddenly your inner DJ cottons on to the fact that the DJ has just followed Baby Shark...
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    You're not my long lost Brother are you? :agree:...

    You're not my long lost Brother are you? :agree: Wot he said.
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    Peter also reckons that Brummies with big mouths...

    Peter also reckons that Brummies with big mouths would do well to remember that misquoting grumpy old mods can seriously damage your health. :Naughty:
  14. Once you've got access to Supporters, you can...

    Once you've got access to Supporters, you can start a new thread in For Sale, no problem. I don't have the authority ( or knowledge ) to deal with enabling your Supporter status, but one of the folk...
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    Indeed, but I think you'd agree that he's earning...

    Indeed, but I think you'd agree that he's earning his money. Sounds to me like " Work hard, Play hard". :)
  16. Wary as I am of correcting the man who runs my...

    Wary as I am of correcting the man who runs my entire web presence, I feel I ought to point out that for the princely sum of 1 per month, you could become a Supporter, and not only gain access to...
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    I had a little chat with Benny on the back of...

    I had a little chat with Benny on the back of this ( but actually before I'd seen any figures ) and it turns out I wasn't surprised. Guessed the numbers to within a Gnat's whiskers. ( OK, 10%, but...
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    Sticky: Matthew, you've made my day! Until now, I thought...

    Matthew, you've made my day! Until now, I thought I got the soggy end of the stick gig-wise on Saturday! :D
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    Sticky: Compare and contrast.

    Last week, a local hall, drive the van up to the doors, walk onto the stage, and bang out stomping tunes to a crowd of party animals in fancy dress. Magic. :)

    This week? After a cancelled gig on...
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    Hello and welcome, Ilker. Excellent introduction....

    Hello and welcome, Ilker. Excellent introduction. Good to have you here. :welcome2:
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    Sticky: If only they were all like this!

    Turn up early, get access to the stage which is a short walk from the automatic doors, been paid a fortnight earlier, with a musical remit of 70s, 80s, and floorfillers, early finish, and a hog roast...
  22. Hello David, good to have you here, and your...

    Hello David, good to have you here, and your knowledge may prove valuable to people.
    Could I ask you to pop across to the Newbies section, and tell us a bit about yourself, cos we're a nosey lot....
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    Verily I say, the lad's got it. By George, he's...

    Verily I say, the lad's got it. By George, he's got it. :)
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    That thought occurred to me too, Jim. Then, I...

    That thought occurred to me too, Jim. Then, I realised that mine's probably 1.5%, so decided that Benny's not bad after all. :o
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    Dear Lord, but this technological age seems to...

    Dear Lord, but this technological age seems to require all sorts of things incidental to playing music. A prospective client asked if I had any videos of myself in action. Up to now I'd dismissed it,...
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