'I love 'Every Sperm is Sacred', especially...
"If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate."
The Music is the Life...
...And it Shall be Ours!
Dad:
"Its no good children, God has blessed us so much that I can't afford to feed you all. I have thought about it long and hard and its gonna have to be medical experiments for the lot of you."
Protestant neighbour, staring out the window at the lie of kids leaving the house opposite to go for medical experiments:
"look at 'em, bluddy catholics filling the world with bluddy kids they can't afford to bluddy feed. I'm a protestant and fiercely proud of it and as a result I can wear whatever I want on my old feller to prevent issue."
Classic!!
Ian
www.limelightandrhythmdisco.co.uk Covering Herts, Beds, Bucks, Essex, Middlesex, & NW London ... but have been known to travel further afield. PLI & PAT - member of MDA.
Hot Fuzz and shaun of the dead (cousins are in it)