Unbelievable

[Mayhem 1]

Thats a thought rabbitt mate lol

[Mayhem 1]

Gentlemen:

What a fantastic school party it was...................

This was me second visit to this school and boy was everyone up for some serious fun and we delivered.

Secured a block of 5 further events = result!!!

Now, as I mentioned earlier on in this post the lady who phoned me at 02:30 am was there with here children and yes there was a conversation.

lady - Hello Mr Mayhem
me - good evening and how are you
lady - thank you for passing that number over to me for sophies party
me - no worries I hope you have a good time
lady - yes, only £25.00 quite a result
me - certainly was
lady - yes he has said he will stand in the corner and play CD's and nobody will know he is there
me - rigggghhhhttttt
lady - he has also requested some of the buffett (sausage & chips) for him/his 2 rodies/ and his girlfriend all of which will be with him
me - that is some posse
me - can I suggest you check something with him when you speak to him next
lady - sure what?
me - PLI/PAT/CRB/produb (had to explain what they all were)
lady - oh he has already told me he does not need any of them due to him only doing this part time.
me - best you investigate further just for peace of mind and saftey to you and the guests
lady - ok if i have time I will, must go now, but if you are around please pop in and see sophie and her friends
me - ok will see what happens.

If I have time I might just have a peep in and see whats what.

[Booche]

Dont forget to pop your name for the food aswell mate seems that there will be enough to feed EVERYONE lol

Glad the school went ok for you buddy

Cheers Dave

[Mayhem 1]

Hiya Dave,

Thanks buddy it went far better than I thought it would

[yourdj]

Call the lady at 3am on monday and see how she feels about that!!

she is a plonka and not worth the custom.

I would not have been so polite.

Out of interest ask what she doe for a job and see if she would drop her salery for the same amount of work.
Car valeters get more for that and any idiot can clean a car.

[Vectis]

any idiot can clean a car.

I have to dispute that.

My lad won't be getting any letters after his name, that I can promise you, and he can't wash cars for

[Corabar Entertainment]

..any idiot can clean a car.

Personally, I don't think it's particularly nice to belittle anyone for what they do to earn a crust.

[DB Entertainments]

£25 - jesus man!

[JamesXP]

cleaning cars properly isn't something any idiot can do