What a week!!

[Kernow]

And in other areas, it's " my lover" That can be a bit disconcerting first time.

Down hereabouts we also use "my 'ansome" in common parlance......although you may be reassured that you're unlikely to hear it, as exemptions are granted under the Trade Descriptions Act

[Excalibur]

That's not very nice, Peter

Funnily enough, I foresaw the quip, but not the instigator. I must be slipping.

Down hereabouts we also use "my 'ansome" in common parlance......although you may be reassured that you're unlikely to hear it, as exemptions are granted under the Trade Descriptions Act

Oi Ref. Yellow Card called for here, I feel.

[Kernow]

Oi Ref. Yellow Card called for here, I feel.

I have a pair of Bob Junior flamelights hanging off the rig, so I'm illuminated by the subtle flickering of 'fire'. Seems to encourage the crowd to view me as more approachable.

I've seen your piccies. I'd go with total darkness.

Best served cold ?