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Thread: FAO: Dirty old men!!!

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    Default FAO: Dirty old men!!!

    On Saturday, my resident pub gig is rewarding the ladies for having to endure 6 weeks of the world cup (wasn't that great for the lads!) with an Ann Summers party night.

    The landlord has acquired a piece of scaffolding to ERRECT (OOH ER MISSUS) as a pole for pole dancing Yes it has been polished up and is not a rusty old piece of scrap from the local builders yard (eyes watering)

    Now, as a clean living Southern chappy who has never frequented one of these dens of iniquity, I was wondering if anybody knew what type of music I should play when some nubile young vixen decides to give a demonstration in the art of pole dancing.

    Now don't be bashful, I'm sure wives and girlfriends won't read this to see who has offered the most detailed assistance :teeth:

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    All i can say is "YOU LUCKY DEVIL"
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    Can you play something with a beat ?

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    Isn't it 'Lastminutedjs' who has the residency in the strip club? Think it is..... but not sure he's around at the moment.

    I seem to recall that we had a similar thread when he was thinking about taking the residency. Might be worth you searching the archives on this one! :teeth:

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    liberty x - just a little bit,

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    Warrant - 'Cherry Pie'
    Aerosmith - 'Love In An Elevator'

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    prince - cream
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    Body Talk - Imagination

    I wanna sex you up - Color me Badd
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    oh and that tune... take your hat of i think

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    Er... you mean 'You can leave your hat on'?! :teeth:

    I was considering taking a job in a strip bar just last week, but passed it by for 'musical reasons' (I know, I must be mad)

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    Salt N Pepa - I wanna sex U up, is popular at the moment.
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    ...playing all the hits for you...
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