On Saturday, my resident pub gig is rewarding the ladies for having to endure 6 weeks of the world cup (wasn't that great for the lads!) with an Ann Summers party night.
The landlord has acquired a piece of scaffolding to ERRECT (OOH ER MISSUS) as a pole for pole dancing Yes it has been polished up and is not a rusty old piece of scrap from the local builders yard (eyes watering)
Now, as a clean living Southern chappy who has never frequented one of these dens of iniquity, I was wondering if anybody knew what type of music I should play when some nubile young vixen decides to give a demonstration in the art of pole dancing.
Now don't be bashful, I'm sure wives and girlfriends won't read this to see who has offered the most detailed assistance :teeth: