Fooled you!

[Excalibur]

Do more people in the UK hold passports or driving licenses?

Don't even try googling it either ... this one's original

Passports. 97% of the s I see on the road daily obviously don't have a licence.

[djdj]

Have you realised we are now closer to Christmas this year than last year?

[Excalibur]

Have you realised we are now closer to Christmas this year than last year?

No, although I believe one store has already been reported as selling Christmas decorations.

[Nakatomi]

Have you realised we are now closer to Christmas this year than last year?

I still can't decide if the Christmas party I did in March was late or early
One thing I know for sure & that's next year is the year I'll finally make it big just like this year was

[djdj]

I still can't decide if the Christmas party I did in March was late or early
One thing I know for sure & that's next year is the year I'll finally make it big just like this year was

Yes and my big lottery win is just around the corner, trouble is I am stuck on a roundabout!!

[ukpartydj]

Passports. 97% of the s I see on the road daily obviously don't have a licence.

Whilst I do not have an accurate figure for you, my preliminary research suggests around 47m people have passports and only 45m people have driving licences.

[Benny Smyth]

Yes and my big lottery win is just around the corner, trouble is I am stuck on a roundabout!!

I keep getting faulty tickets that give me no return. I've tried contacting Trading Standards, but they're obviously a bit busy. I would assume that I'm not the only one who gets faulty tickets.

Whilst I do not have an accurate figure for you, my preliminary research suggests around 47m people have passports and only 45m people have driving licences.

Your life must be several kinds of terrific.

[ukpartydj]

Your life must be several kinds of terrific.

Apparently terrific also means causing terror.

terrific

adjective
1.
of great size, amount, or intensity.
"there was a terrific bang"
synonyms: tremendous, huge, massive, gigantic, colossal, mighty, great, very great, very big, prodigious, formidable, sizeable, considerable; More
2.
archaic
causing terror.
"his body presented a terrific emblem of death"

The things you learn when you delve into things for no real reason!