For nearly ten years, I have proudly borne the tag "White Van Man". Shortly, I will have to relinquish the title, as I've just agreed to purchase a green one! It's another LDV, three years younger, a hundred thousand miles less, and doors that open and close properly. And best of all: An engine with a turbo! I know it won't keep up with the sprinters and suchlike, but surely it's got to be faster than my old one?