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    Default The most bizarre spoof email I have ever received!

    I have just received the worst spam/scam/junk email I have ever seen. I was actually laughing at it as I read it. Surely no-one on this planet would ever fall for this one?

    FBI HAS A WARRANT TO ARREST YOU TODAY

    Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
    Fbi Headquarters In Washington, D.C.
    Federal Bureau Of Investigation
    J. Edgar Hoover Building
    935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 Website: www .fbi.gov


    Attention, this is the final warning you are going to receive from me do you get me?

    I hope youre understand how many times this message has been sent to you?.

    We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails or because you believe we have not been instructed to get you arrested, and today if you
    fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we would first send a letter to the mayor of the city where you reside and direct them to close your bank account
    until you have been jailed and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi. We would also send a letter to the company/agency that you are working for so that
    they could get you fired until we are through with our investigations because a suspect is not suppose to be working for the government or any private organization.

    Your id which we have in our database been sent to all the crimes agencies in America for them to inset you in their website as an internet fraudsters and to warn
    people from having any deals with you. This would have been solved all this while if you had gotten the certificate signed, endorsed and stamped as you where
    instructed in the e-mail below.this is the federal bureau of investigation (fbi) am writing in response to the e-mail you sent to us and am using this medium to
    inform you that there is no more time left to waste because you have been given from the 3rd of January. As stated earlier to have the document endorsed, signed and

    stamped without failure and you must adhere to this directives to avoid you blaming yourself at last when we must have arrested and jailed you for life and all your
    properties confiscated.

    You failed to comply with our directives and that was the reason why we didn't hear from you on the 3rd as our director has already been notified about you get the
    process completed yesterday and right now the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and it will be carried out in the next 48hours as strictly signed by the
    fbi director. We have investigated and found out that you didn't have any idea when the fraudulent deal was committed with your information's/identity and right now if

    you id is placed on our website as a wanted person, i believe you know that it will be a shame to you and your entire family because after then it will be announce in
    all the local channels that you are wanted by the fbi. As a good Christian and a honest man, I decided to see how i could be of help to you because i would not be

    happy to see you end up in jail and all your properties confiscated all because your information's was used to carry out a fraudulent transactions, i called the efcc

    and they directed me to a private attorney who could help you get the process done and he stated that he will endorse, sign and stamp the document at the sum of $98.00

    usd only and i believe this process is cheaper for you.

    You need to do everything possible within today and tomorrow to get this process done because our director has called to inform me that the warrant of arrest has been
    signed against you and once it has been approved, then the arrest will be carried out, and from our investigations we learnt that you were the person that forwarded
    your identity to one impostor/fraudsters in Nigeria when he had a deal with you about the transfer of some illegal funds into your bank account which is valued at the
    sum of $10.500,000.00 usd.

    I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could give you till 8/26/2014 so that you could get this process done because i learnt that you were sent several e-mail
    without getting a response from you, please bear it in mind that this is the only way that i can be able to help you at this moment or you would have to face the law
    and its consequences once it has befall on you. You would make the payment through Western Union money transfer with the below details.

    NAME: VINCE OSEGA
    ADDRESS: LAGOS NIGERIA
    TEXT QUESTION:FOR
    ANSWER: YOU
    AMOUNT: $98
    Senders name======

    Send the payment details to me senders name and address,Ref# number, text question and answer used and the amount sent. Make sure that you didn't hesitate
    making the payment down to the agency by today so that they could have the certificate endorsed, signed and stamped immediately without any further delay. After all
    this process has been carried out, then we would have to proceed to the bank for the transfer of your compensation funds which is valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00
    usd which was suppose to have been transferred to you all this while.

    Note/ all the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You are given a grace today to
    make the payment for the document after which your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing in court for act of terrorism,
    money laundering and drug trafficking charges, so be warned not to try any thing funny because you are been watched.


    THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.



    YOURS IN SERVICE,

    NEW FBI DIRECTOR.SIR JAMES B.COMEY
    NW WASHINGTON,D.C. 20535-0001



    Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
    Fbi Headquarters In Washington, D.C.
    Federal Bureau Of Investigation
    J. Edgar Hoover Building
    935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 Website: www .fbi.gov

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    I wouldn't put anything past the Fbi....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corabar Entertainment View Post
    . Surely no-one on this planet would ever fall for this one?
    I don't know. I wouldn't mess with the FBI, Angela. If they can get Al Capone on tax fraud, what chance have you got?
    Should I start baking the cake with a file in it, or are you going to pay your dues?

    Mind you, I was surprised to find that the Nigerian branch was dealing with this.
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    I Think I will send $98 to make sure they don't come after me.
    Just waiting for the $4,000,000 that is on they way to my bank account.
    I wish I had known about the problems that some people are having giving money away in Nigeria sooner!

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    I'm just surprised it's taken them so long to catch up with you Angela. Shall I get the safe house ready for your arrival?

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    SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    Shaun, you weren't supposed to mention anything about that! Now they'll know where to look!

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    Damn...plan B then. I'll get the safe safe house ready.

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    Hello Angela and friends,

    I am a well respected member of the federal bearuo and I'm away from my office on vacation.
    David has kindly allowed me to use his account to contact you all directly failing your responce to my polite email outlining the importance of issues.
    As you are paying no attention to my messages and not taking seriously what I have told you then I must ask you transfer no delay the monies that are owed.

    PLEASE use David's bank account details and PM my helpful friend once payment complete.

    THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

    YOURS IN SERVICE,

    NEW FBI DIRECTOR.SIR JAMES B.COMEY
    NW WASHINGTON,D.C. 20535-0001

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    seems legit

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