Jumpers For Goalposts: The Football Banter Thread

[Benny Smyth]

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Oi. Posting pics/memes on this forum is my thing.

That's gimmick infringement and you know it!

Villa to be relegated this weekend UNLESS they can beat Man Utd. So Villa will be relegated this weekend.

[ukpartydj]

Oi. Posting pics/memes on this forum is my thing.

That's gimmick infringement and you know it!

Villa to be relegated this weekend UNLESS they can beat Man Utd. So Villa will be relegated this weekend.

[Shakermaker Promotions]

Villa relegated weeks and weeks and weeks ago (catch my drift?)
There is and will only ever be one claret and blue and that's the Hammers!

What's happened to Darren eh? A couple of seasons ago he was giving it the large with Reading and look what's gone on with that lot (my second team actually).

We've got Payet!
COYI

[ukpartydj]

I feel like I've finally calmed down after getting immensely wound up last night. I watched the WHU vs MU replay with a friend, a MU fan. A stubborn one (just like me) which was fun.

I honestly couldn't sleep, I was really wound up at how many fouls MU were making and not getting penalised for during the game. I couldn't believe the penalty wasn't given when Payet was shoved by a barely on his feet MU player after he'd just been wiped out trying to block off Antonio and it seems to commentators were agreeing "Anotino walks all over him" ... "No way a penalty". Maybe I've just gone insane with poor refferee descions. I couldn't believe the linesman had the nerve to rule our last goal offside. When vs Arsenal it was okay for Ozil to be offside because it was maginal "attackers advantage" but for us... nope!

The trouble is I know we didn't play consistently well but I feel the fact we had double the shots they did on and off target and they had nearly 3 times the fouls we did just really sums up West Ham at the moment.

Ahhh that's my rant over for now! Cannot believe how much it irritated me.

In other news, the deal has been disclosed for the new stadium. The bottom line is, the better West Ham do the more money the taxpayer gets which means every neutral like it or not should have an interest in West Ham being successful. West ham has to pay the following for qualifing for:

Champions League = £250k
Europa = £100k
Win FA Cup = £100k
Win Champions League = £1m
Win Premier League = £775k

And every Champions League, Europa, testimonial / extra matches are £100k each back into the taxpayers pocket.

[Benny Smyth]

ASTON Villa is now a rugby club after being demoted from football.

Defeat against Manchester United ensured Villa would be playing rugby next season, and the club confirmed that they will begin learning the rules of the sport with immediate effect.

Caretaker manager Eric Black said:

“Most of our players have never seen an oval ball before and I fear for them in the scrum next season against players who are around 10 stone heavier and infinitely more aggressive.

“There will be a lot of differences from rugby to football. For instance you only play 80 minutes and you can’t pass forwards.

“Actually come to think of it, that’s not too different for us.”

After one of the bleakest seasons in Aston Villa history, some supporters are ready to welcome rugby to Villa Park.

Fan Norman Steele said:

“As a season ticket holder I’m looking forward to watching the Villa players get beaten senseless by seven-foot neanderthals. I’m just hoping that we don’t get relegated to cricket.”

[Benny Smyth]

So...Villa Relegated, and Bernstein and King resign after being on the board for all of one month.

Meh. I'm sure league two won't be so bad in a couple of years...

[ukpartydj]

So...Villa Relegated, and Bernstein and King resign after being on the board for all of one month.

Meh. I'm sure league two won't be so bad in a couple of years...

I watched the Man Utd Villa match, gotta say I'm surprised it wasn't a draw, Villa were making Utd look terrible.

Look on the bright side Tickets just got a hell of a lot easier to buy!

[Benny Smyth]

Leicester win the Premier League.

Feel good story of the season.

[ukpartydj]

Leicester win the Premier League.

Feel good story of the season.

Haha Chelsea finally got a good result. I reckon they tried much much harder than normal to kill off any chance spurs had.

[Benny Smyth]

On the way to collect the FA Cup, the entire Man Utd team squeeze past Karen Harding who has still yet to start singing the national anthem.