Lighthearted thread, based on a premise elsewhere that songs may influence guests' behaviour, what songs should/shouldn't we play? I'll start.

Elton John-Saturday night....... Punch up fodder.
James-Sit Down. Dancefloor killer.
Dexys Midnight Runners-- Yes, we've had this one before, so don't need it again.

On a similarly risque note
Stephen Stills- Love the one you're with. Only suitable for certain crowds.

And for our older readers
St Cecilia- Leap up and down.......................

Over to you, but please keep it within the bounds of decency.