Strangest Thing You've Seen At A Wedding

[rob1963]

The strangest thing I've seen at a wedding (about 10 years ago) was the bride & groom...the bride was about 60 with white hair, and the groom couldn't have been more than 20.

I always say age differences aren't important, but this was taking the

Did a young lad fall in love with someone 3 times his own age? or did he meet an old woman who was loaded & think "This is handy"?

I'm an old cynic, so I know what I think!

It reminded me of when Debbie McGee was on the Mrs Merton show, and Mrs Merton asked "So, what first attracted you to the multi-millionaire Paul Daniels?"

[BeerFunk]

It reminded me of when Debbie McGee was on the Mrs Merton show, and Mrs Merton asked "So, what first attracted you to the multi-millionaire Paul Daniels?"

I don't read the tabloids or celeb mags and suchlike, but aren't those two still together?

[rob1963]

I don't read the tabloids or celeb mags and suchlike, but aren't those two still together?

Beerfunk...I believe they are!

[DMX Will]

5 or so rockers, all in kilts who enjoyed the likes of Iron Maiden, and Motorhead (when played they had a mini mosh pit)

[spin mobile disco]

Not sure what 'duking out' is, so I can't say!

Duking it out, means having fisticuffs, having a punch up, happy slapping each other etc.

[Dragonfly]

the groom and father in law nose to nose on the dancefloor and the words

"I told my daughter you were bad news and that she should never have got involved with your family as they've ruined her day" being shouted loudly by the latter.

[Tonsk]

I've a few.

1. The second requested bridal dance from the B&G where they walked off the dance floor, saying they didn't like the song..... Even though THEY asked for it...

2. Last Thursday, B&G doing the wedding cheaply decided to "raffle" off the table decorations (50p a strip) ... So with an 11.30 finish, at 11 I am presenting a raffle.................

3. Saturday just gone, Grooms dad organised a "Treasure Hunt"... So at 9pm, lights off, house lights on, music low as people are running around looking for clues..........

[Vectis]

1. The second requested bridal dance from the B&G where they walked off the dance floor, saying they didn't like the song..... Even though THEY asked for it...

2. Last Thursday, B&G doing the wedding cheaply decided to "raffle" off the table decorations (50p a strip) ... So with an 11.30 finish, at 11 I am presenting a raffle.................

3. Saturday just gone, Grooms dad organised a "Treasure Hunt"... So at 9pm, lights off, house lights on, music low as people are running around looking for clues..........

What the....!!!!!

Ah... this explains it:

[wensleydale]

father of the bride doing press ups on the dance floor with a tie round his head.
genius.

[PropellerHeadCase]

3. Saturday just gone, Grooms dad organised a "Treasure Hunt"... So at 9pm, lights off, house lights on, music low as people are running around looking for clues..........

Do you think they found a clue for the groom's dad? Seems he's without.