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rob1963
22-12-2007, 12:51 PM
A white horse went into a pub, and the landlord said "Hey - there's a drink named after you!"




The white horse replied "What.....Eric?"

:Laugh:
DJWilson
22-12-2007, 02:16 PM
haha :lol: very good :)
Jiggles
22-12-2007, 02:36 PM
i find it a naff joke
Dragonfly
22-12-2007, 02:39 PM
i find it a naff joke

the youth of today :p :p ;)

i like that kind of joke.
Jiggles
22-12-2007, 02:44 PM
quiet you :D
DJWilson
22-12-2007, 03:14 PM
the youth of today :p :p ;)

i like that kind of joke.


im 'youth' and i like it :)
Penfold42
22-12-2007, 04:31 PM
A white horse went into a pub, and the landlord said "Hey - there's a drink named after you!"




The white horse replied "What.....Eric?"

:Laugh:

Christmas crackers again Rob......:lol:
rob1963
22-12-2007, 05:24 PM
Christmas crackers again Rob......:lol:

No penmare..............coz it was FUNNY!

:D :D :D
Penfold42
22-12-2007, 06:01 PM
No penmare..............coz it was FUNNY!

:D :D :D

:jawdrop:
rob1963
22-12-2007, 06:23 PM
:jawdrop:

:D :D :D :D :D
PropellerHeadCase
22-12-2007, 06:38 PM
What did the policeman say when he fell off his bike?










'Ow!'

(or more likely :Censored:, but you get the idea, sadly my sister loves this sort of joke)
Penfold42
22-12-2007, 06:40 PM
And it's all Rob's fault...........:eek:
More cr@p jokes below..................:D



Why did the skeleton not go to the halloween party.....


Because he had nobody to go with.....

:coat:
:taxi:
BeerFunk
22-12-2007, 08:24 PM
These jokes always get a laugh, mainly because they are so rubbish! :D
rob1963
22-12-2007, 09:23 PM
Why did the skeleton not go to the halloween party.....Because he had nobody to go with.....

:Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:


That reminds me of the other one...

...a skeleton went into a pub & said "A pint of lager...and a mop please"
DJWilson
23-12-2007, 10:45 AM
what did the policeman say to his belly?.....

your under a vest

:lol:
Jiggles
23-12-2007, 10:52 AM
A little fella walks into a bar. Unfortunately, there is a pile of dog poo just inside the door, and he slips in it and falls over. He gets up, cleans himself up and walks to the bar and buys a drink.

A great big man then enters the bar. He slips in the same pile of poo, falls, gets up, cleans up and buys a drink.

The little guy turns to the big guy and, trying to strike up a conversation, points to the pile by the door and says, "I just did that."

The big guy punches him in the mouth

:lol:
DJWilson
23-12-2007, 10:56 AM
A little fella walks into a bar. Unfortunately, there is a pile of dog poo just inside the door, and he slips in it and falls over. He gets up, cleans himself up and walks to the bar and buys a drink.

A great big man then enters the bar. He slips in the same pile of poo, falls, gets up, cleans up and buys a drink.

The little guy turns to the big guy and, trying to strike up a conversation, points to the pile by the door and says, "I just did that."

The big guy punches him in the mouth

:lol:


very good :lol:
Corabar Steve
23-12-2007, 11:47 AM
There was me thinking he rubbed his nose in it.
Penfold42
23-12-2007, 01:35 PM
Groan...