Answer then Ask

[Shaun]

Yep, you've guessed it. Another one of those annoying topics that seem to serve no purpose other than to raise post count. :d

It's pretty straightforward, as the title suggests. You answer the question posed on the previous post, then ask a new question for the next person to answer. Questions can be absolutely anything (as long as they fall within what's acceptable on the forum).


Q: Favourite holiday destination?

[Dragonfly]

Fuerteventura

favourite word beginning with F?

[Penfold42]

Fudge

What's the weather like where you are?

[Dragonfly]

pants


whats for tea?

[Paul James Promotions]

Jacket potato.

What are you doing this evening?

[Dragonfly]

drinking beer




who won the fa cup in 1923?

[Penfold42]

Bolton Wanderers Football Club




What sandwiches did Paddinton bear like?

[Dragonfly]

marmalade



what is the capital of argentina?

[Penfold42]

Buenos Aires


What's the chemical symbol for Lead?

[Jiggles]

Pb



What the most reactive metal?

[PropellerHeadCase]

Francium


What Time is Love?

[djgordyp]

"What Time Is Love?" is a song released, in different mixes, as a series of singles by acid house pioneers The KLF




Who wrote 40 Shades Of Green?

[Penfold42]

Johnny Cash


Who is Batman?

[Tom]

Bruce Wayne



What is 36x5 divided by 15

[Danno13]

12.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Corabar Steve]

Not a lot, they're not very big.

What is Shaggy from the Scooby Doo cartoons real name

[Penfold42]

Norville Rogers
(How can it be real if he's a cartoon??) :sarc:


Name the gang with the Limo in 'Whacky Races!'

[Prefab Sprouter]

The ant Hill Mob!!!

What was the largest maritime disaster ever?

[Candybeatdiscos]

The sinking of the Junyo Maru



In `Star Wars`, what do the letters `TIE` stand for in `TIE Fighter`?

[Penfold42]

Twin Ion Engines



Who's in charge of 'Pew, Pew, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb' ?

[rob1963]

Barney McGrew.



Why do you never see baby pigeons?

[Marc J]

What was the largest maritime disaster ever?
The sinking of the Junyo Maru

I think it was the Wilhelm Gustloff.


Who's in charge of 'Pew, Pew, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb' ?
Barney McGrew.
Captain Flack, actually.

Don't the answers have to be right? :D

[Corabar Steve]

Don't the answers have to be right? :D

Apparently not.

Who put the bomp in bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

[PropellerHeadCase]

It depends on the bomp in circumstance.

[rob1963]

Who put the bomp in bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

Shouldn't you be answering my question about baby pigeons?

:confused:

[Dragonfly]

Shouldn't you be answering my question about baby pigeons?

:confused:

no...




daddy or chips?

[Penfold42]

Chips



Why do you never see baby pigeons?
:D

[rob1963]

Thanks Tony!

[Dragonfly]

Chips



Why do you never see baby pigeons?
:D

because you don't look in the right places







name an animal beginning with T ?

[rob1963]

Tony the tiger.




Name an animal ending with T

[Dragonfly]

elephant






spell the long word from mary poppins .

[Shaun]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidoceous


Q: What was the last film you watched?

[Dragonfly]

saturday night fever






what is the best song ever written?

[Shaun]

The Beatles - Across The Universe

Q: What is the cheesiest song you have in your collection?

[robbiedj]

Birdie Song



If teflon is non-stick how does it stick to pans?

[Dragonfly]

cellotape







is corabar steve god in diguise?

[Candybeatdiscos]

YES (£5 to be sent by paypal steve)


Is this the most pointless thread ever?

[Shaun]

Yes!



Q: Who is your favourite Comedian?

[Dragonfly]

bobby davro


are we having fun yet?

[Shaun]

No, I'm bitter, twisted and in need of some fun.


Q: Favourite cartoon as a kid?

[Dragonfly]

sport billy




does anyone else remember it?

[Shaun]

No...lol.



Q: What did you have for dinner tonight?

[djgordyp]

Nothing. I have dinner in the aftrenoon and tea at night.


Have you nothing better to do than ask silly questions? :o :D

[Jiggles]

no.



What did you want to be when you grew up?

[Dragonfly]

no.



What did you want to be when you grew up?


a doctor






is it possible to find the way to amarillo using aa autoroute?

[Candybeatdiscos]

yes




what is love?

[Dragonfly]

love is a many splendoured thing





are we there yet?

[Corabar Steve]

I was, but now I've gone again.


Can you lick your own elbow?

[Penfold42]

Yes


Why are cartoons only drawn with 4 fingers?

[Corabar Steve]

Why are cartoons only drawn with 4 fingers?Because 5 looks unnatural


YesAre you sure?

[Dragonfly]

because we all only have 4 fingers ...... the other is a thumb





who scored the fastest world cup goal

[Penfold42]

because we all only have 4 fingers ...... the other is a thumb
What the matter...you like the sound of your own text today.......:D :D :D






who scored the fastest world cup goal

DILLIGAF??

[Dragonfly]

no but inside you're hurting .....





tent or caravan?

[Danno13]

Tent.

Lightscreens or ropelight?

[Penfold42]

Ropelight :sofa:


Mash or roast?

[Dragonfly]

roast



why did the chicken cross the road?

[Corabar Steve]

Neither.

Are we ignoring Are you sure?

[djgordyp]

Fastest goal in a World Cup match was scored by Turkey's Hakan Sükür after only 11 seconds against South Korea in 2002


How many seconds are there in a ring?

[Dragonfly]

Neither.

Are we ignoring Are you sure?


he's lying he can't some people get some denon gear and just think they can perform the impossible :D :D :D :D





who is going to answer the next question .... not this one .... the next one

[Penfold42]

TIME OUT..........:D

Where were we????

[Corabar Steve]

D@mned if I know

[Dragonfly]

blackpool pleasure beach




blue or red?

[Corabar Steve]

who is going to answer the next question .... not this one .... the next one

That would be me then, if the next question was the one asked by Tony.

When's Ben Hur on?

[Corabar Steve]

Purple.

Next?

[Penfold42]

Week......




Who shot JFK?

[Dragonfly]

the man with muddy knees




wheres wally?

[Corabar Steve]

Behind you.

Anyone watch the Wizard of Oz today?

[Dragonfly]

indeed :D :D :D


bitter or lager or ale

[Penfold42]

Stella...


Who killed Bambi?

[Corabar Steve]

Ale or Tenpole Tudor.

So did I when I woke up & looked out the window.


Why does it always rain on me?

[Penfold42]

Does it?


Did Liverpool win today?

[Dragonfly]

no the only winner was the ref........





ska or reggae

[Penfold42]

Reggae


Bitter or sweet?

[Dragonfly]

no it will get locked soon





does my bum look big in this?

[Danno13]

Yes.

Calum was floating down on a raft,when half a mile downstream,his brother duncan set off in a canoe. duncan paddled downstream as quickly as he could, then turned round and paddled back again, still at his best pace. he arrived back at his starting point just as calum floated by. assuming duncans best pace in still water is 10 times that of the river current, how far did he paddle?

[djgordyp]

depends


Are you good looking

[djgordyp]

I am:D :D


Why does someone always manage to post before me/

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Cos you're too slow.

How long is a piece of string?

[BeerFunk]

Double it's half...

How soon is now?

[Dragonfly]

............................. now.




when will i be famous??

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Never.

Why do the stars keep on shining?

[Candybeatdiscos]

never




Why hasn't steve sent me £5 in paypal?

[Candybeatdiscos]

cause they are sun's of the galaxy




why is my wife sleeping?

[Dragonfly]

because your mum and dad stole them from the sky and put them in your eyes ........ eeewwwww did i say that?




did anyone else used to fancy toyah wilcox?

[Danno13]

Nope, she has a house 5 miles down the road from me though.

Where's your head at?

[Dragonfly]

cause they are sun's of the galaxy




why is my wife sleeping?


that 'll be the tamazapam sesoning on the sunday roast ......



wheres your head at ? on my shoulders






why can't i wake up with you?

[PropellerHeadCase]

The 12 hour time difference might have something to do with it.



Where is the What if the What is in Why?

[Jiggles]

A Song.

What does DNA stand for? :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Don't need any.

What time is love?

[Danno13]

Dioxyrhibose Nucleic Acid (and I didn't look that up, honest!)

Find the integral of 55 e^{7 t} at P(0)=34

[PropellerHeadCase]

Dioxyrhibose Nucleic Acid (and I didn't look that up, honest!)

Find the integral of 55 e^{7 t} at P(0)=34

Which explains why you got it wrong :D

Also not looking up Deoxyribonucleic Acid.

[Corabar Steve]

You answered, but you haven't asked

[BeerFunk]

Find the integral of 55 e^{7 t} at P(0)=34I would say P is undefined! ;)

[Jiggles]

Callum, P(0)=34 is a function for a line but for the life of me i cannot think how it helps!

[BeerFunk]

Callum, P(0)=34 is a function for a line but for the life of me i cannot think how it helps!Even if it is a recognised formula, the correct (dare I say pedantic?) way to express an equation is to define all unknowns and constants within their context

[Penfold42]

Find the integral of 55 e^{7 t} at P(0)=34


Which explains why you got it wrong :D

Guess that the integral would be e^(7t). The derivative of e^(7t) would be 7e^(7t), due to the chain rule. But, the 7 before e^(7t) should be a 55. So, the integral of the function would be (55/7)e^(7t), for the derivative of this would equal 55e^(7t).

Plug in the values from there to get the answer.
:D :D :D :D

Even if it is a recognised formula, the correct (dare I say pedantic?) way to express an equation is to define all unknowns and constants within their context

:confused: .....now my head hurts!........:D :D :D :D


Which side do you dress?

[Corabar Steve]

Left.




Is it snowing where you are?

[Dragonfly]

no no snow here





how much is a disco?

[djsteve10]

BANG phone goes down haha

You don't use light screens do you?

[Dragonfly]

yes


how many would you like me to bring?

[KrazyKaz]

2



Do you dance?

[Dragonfly]

no i strut !!!




william or harry?

[KrazyKaz]

william


fried or boiled?

[Dragonfly]

boiled .....




good or evil?

[KrazyKaz]

evil




how long until xmas?

[djgordyp]

definatly good

anyone got any money they don't want


edit
it happened again. i'll have to see about typing lessons

[djsteve10]

No sorry,

Have you got any money you can lend me?

[Penfold42]

No


Left handed or right?

[KrazyKaz]

right




what time is it?

[Penfold42]

11:28


Who's got any eggs left then?

[KrazyKaz]

no - didn't get any anyway




anything good on tv?

[BeerFunk]

Today, not likely!

The first prime number?

[Penfold42]

2


What time is beer time?

[Jiggles]

ANYTIME for you :D



Square root of Pi :D

[Penfold42]

1.75.....although i eat it all!:D




What came 1st - chicken or egg?

[BeerFunk]

Both

What's the point in this thread? :p

[Penfold42]

What's the point in this thread? :p


Yep, you've guessed it. Another one of those annoying topics that seem to serve no purpose other than to raise post count. :d

Pay attention at the back......:D :D :D :D :D :D




Cats or dogs?

[KrazyKaz]

Cats





Horses or donkeys?

[robbiedj]

Horses


Blackpool or Benidorm?

[KrazyKaz]

blackpool




alton towers or chessington world of adventures?

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Neither.

What happened to proper questions?

[rob1963]

Chessington world of adventures (but only because it's just up the road from me & I've worked there)



Paul McCartney or Heather Mills?

[Penfold42]

What happened to proper questions?
Don't know going with the flow....I blame Dave....:D


Paul McCartney or Heather Mills?

Niether.......stupid, all of it....

In which year was Windsor Castle built?

[Dragonfly]

1070s




why does Tony blame me for everything?

[Penfold42]

is corabar steve god in diguise?


why does Tony blame me for everything?

I rest my case.....



How many players in a hockey team?

[Dragonfly]

either 11 or 16 .... the question was not clear really :D :D :D :D :D






who holds the current land speed record?

[axeman]

How many players in a hockey team?

29


did anybody get an answer wrong yet?

[Penfold42]

29


did anybody get an answer wrong yet?

:lol:......

[Dragonfly]

:lol:......


don't get the question?? :D :D :D :D

yes you ......









who is the longest servng england football manager??

[Penfold42]

Arsène Wenger?



How many balls to an over?

[Dragonfly]

Arsène Wenger?



How many balls to an over?


are we just ignoring the question totally now and just posting random things then??


6



how many english football league clubs are there?

[Corabar Steve]

Not the foggiest so I'll ask it again for you at the end of this post




But...
william


fried or boiled?What? William?


11:28Not according to the forum clock when you posted 11:27


Both Eggs actually. Dinosaurs laid them way before chickens were around.




&




how many english football league clubs are there?

[BeerFunk]

Eggs actually. Dinosaurs laid them way before chickens were around.A hen's egg then :rolleyes:


how many english football league clubs are there?Including amateur?

[Corabar Steve]

A hen's egg then :rolleyes:

Well the hen obviously, how else would it be a hen's egg?http://planetsmilies.net/vicious-smiley-1771.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

[Shaun]

As expected...this topic's gone awry. Good to see you lot are as predictable as ever. :D

[rob1963]

As expected...this topic's gone awry. Good to see you lot are as predictable as ever. :D

Come on then Shaun...moan at whoever took it off topic...and quote the forum rules to them!

:rolleyes:

[Shaun]

I would....but that would be too predictable. :D

[Marc J]

Well the hen obviously, how else would it be a hen's egg?http://planetsmilies.net/vicious-smiley-1771.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

A non-chicken would not evolve into a chicken during its lifetime, it must therefor be born a chicken. To be born a chicken, it must have hatched from a chicken egg (that's a chicken egg, not a chicken's egg).

So, the egg came first. This egg was most likely laid by something that was 99.99% chicken, but not quite a chicken :)

[Shaun]

A non-chicken would not evolve into a chicken during its lifetime, it must therefor be born a chicken. To be born a chicken, it must have hatched from a chicken egg (that's a chicken egg, not a chicken's egg).

So, the egg came first. This egg was most likely laid by something that was 99.99% chicken, but not quite a chicken :)

Eggsactly

(sorry....I'll get my coat)

[Jiggles]

That was a perfect eggsample of a bad joke :D



TAXI!

[PropellerHeadCase]

Oh god, this is eggscruciating ;)




how many english football league clubs are there?

Too many :D



Therapy?

[Penfold42]

As expected...this topic's gone awry. Good to see you lot are as predictable as ever. :D


Come on then Shaun...moan at whoever took it off topic...and quote the forum rules to them!

:rolleyes:


I would....but that would be too predictable. :D

*In my best sarcastic singing voice*
Dave's gonna get his arse kicked.......:ner:

[Dragonfly]

Yep, you've guessed it. Another one of those annoying topics that seem to serve no purpose other than to raise post count. :d

It's pretty straightforward, as the title suggests. You answer the question posed on the previous post, then ask a new question for the next person to answer. Questions can be absolutely anything (as long as they fall within what's acceptable on the forum).

Q: Favourite holiday destination?


as far as i see the threads still on topic mr. Brown ???? so ner ner ner ner ner :p :p :p :p :p


therapy ? baby teeth


whats the frequency kenneth?

[Penfold42]

REM



What year did Ayrton Senna die?

[Dragonfly]

1994




coronation street or eastenders?

[Penfold42]

I would rather stick pin's in my eyes.......



Who invented the lightbulb?

[robbiedj]

Not Edison!


Who made the first radio ?

[discomobiledj]

Nikola Tesla


What was the first commerical radio station on air?

[rob1963]

Radio Luxembourg


What was the first product to be advertised on Channel 5?

[Corabar Steve]

Pepsi (I think)



How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

[PropellerHeadCase]

Hamster on a unicycle




Who killed J F Kennedy?

[Corabar Steve]

Depends on who you believe. Lee Harvey Oswald being a contender.



Who said "What's your name 41?" & what was the reply?