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Penfold42
17-04-2008, 09:26 AM
Test for Dementia.

Below are four questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly.
You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....
Ready? GO!!!

First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely
wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are
second!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do
NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it, Now add another 1000 Now add 30, Add another
1000 Now add 20, Now add another 1000, Now add 10 What is the total?

Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is
definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question
right...
Maybe.

Fourth Question :
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses
himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.

Spirits High
17-04-2008, 09:51 AM
I suppose you think you're clever Mr Brown


Of course I got them all right (ish) :D :D


funny that you should post this as Emma got a job yesterday on the local Dementia ward!

Penfold42
17-04-2008, 09:58 AM
I suppose you think you're clever Mr Brown


Of course I got them all right (ish) :D :D

:eek: :eek:
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Spirits High
17-04-2008, 10:22 AM
Now that's what you call double dutch :eek:

Dragonfly
17-04-2008, 10:26 AM
all right except the maths one ..... but thats not a surprise

Spirits High
17-04-2008, 10:46 AM
Reminds me of what gets drummed into us when doing training tests

RTFQ

Read The ****ing Question

:D :D

Tom
17-04-2008, 11:12 AM
I got 2 out of 4 but got the bonus question right. :(

UltraBeat Entertainment
17-04-2008, 11:16 AM
Got about half right. that's good enough isn't it?

Corabar Steve
17-04-2008, 12:04 PM
I actually read all the questions thoroughly

Penfold42
17-04-2008, 12:05 PM
I actually read all the questions thoroughly

Get them right then??......if so see post #3.
:D

Corabar Steve
17-04-2008, 12:09 PM
Absolutely

Penfold42
17-04-2008, 12:22 PM
Absolutely

What even the maths one?? :eek:

UltraBeat Entertainment
17-04-2008, 12:53 PM
Absolutely

Yea Rite:rolleyes: :p

Corabar Steve
17-04-2008, 01:09 PM
Yes, & therefore my brain didn't make the assumption that somebody who just read it quickly would.

Penfold42
17-04-2008, 01:17 PM
:D :D

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Dragonfly
17-04-2008, 01:19 PM
Yes, & therefore my brain didn't make the assumption that somebody who just read it quickly would.

I read it 3 times and got it wrong 3 times ........ I think my brain maybe broken???

Corabar Steve
17-04-2008, 01:39 PM
maybe :sj:

Penfold42
17-04-2008, 01:45 PM
What do you mean "maybe..." ......:D :D

Spirits High
17-04-2008, 01:57 PM
I read it 3 times and got it wrong 3 times ........ I think my brain maybe broken???


You are the weakest link..........Goodbye :D :D :D :D

Corabar Steve
17-04-2008, 02:10 PM
What do you mean "maybe..." ......:D :D

Maybe it may be broken

Penfold42
17-04-2008, 02:11 PM
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