I'm a mobile DJ

[videoguy]

Hi, my names Chris.

I'm a mobile DJ. I perform in venues in the yorkshire area. There are people at these venues. I play them music. The music makes people dance and have a good time. I make the people happy. The people give me money. I go home. I am Happy.

:) :) :) :) :) I'm a happy Moble DJ.

[DJWilson]

whats that all about :confused:

[Tom]

Huh :confused:

[Sam]

Hi, my names Chris.

I'm a mobile DJ. I perform in venues in the yorkshire area. There are people at these venues. I play them music. The music makes people dance and have a good time. I make the people happy. The people give me money. I go home. I am Happy.

:) :) :) :) :) I'm a happy Moble DJ.

You forgot the bit about being happy to copy other peoples photos.... :(

[Adam_F]

Was this posted after consuming a bottle of vodka by any chance? :daft:

[DJWayne]

Was this posted after consuming a bottle of vodka by any chance? :daft:

Seeing as he posted this at 10.18 this morning i would hope not lol :)

[Penfold42]

Hi, my names Chris.
Hello, My names Tony....pleased to met you....

I'm a mobile DJ.
Right....we have something in common then.......:D


I perform in venues in the yorkshire area.
Each to there own.....:sofa:

There are people at these venues.
I would hope so......or do we call you "Billy" ?

I play them music.
As above.....:rolleyes:

The music makes people dance and have a good time.
Errr....are you the only one that does this.........:p

I make the people happy.
OK .....where's your proof????

The people give me money.
Good for you....:rolleyes:

I go home.
I hope you do........wouldn't like to leave a guy with your carissima roaming around the streets......:eek: :p :D

I am Happy.
As above.....

I'm a happy Moble DJ.
So why are you posting cr@p then....!!!!

Oh yeah......i also mod post's.........:D

[Daryll]

Hi, my names Chris.

I'm a mobile DJ. I perform in venues in the yorkshire area. There are people at these venues. I play them music. The music makes people dance and have a good time. I make the people happy. The people give me money. I go home. I am Happy.

:) :) :) :) :) I'm a happy Moble DJ.

Hello My Name is Daryll.

I have never been to Yorkshire.

We have people in the south east as well.

I to play music.

Sometimes they Dance.

The people tell me if their not having a good time.

I Try to make people happy.

I get paid for what I do.

I also go home , because I'm tired :D .

Oh and by the way I'm a mobile DJ as well.

And penmare42 is correct, he moderates posts, probably this one soon. :evelgrin:

[Tom]

For Tony and Daryll = :Laugh:

[mikeee]

..not only have I got to wipe the coffee off the screen and key board, I think I may have wee'd as well.

[Tom]

..not only have I got to wipe the coffee off the screen and key board, I think I may have wee'd as well.

Ewww. Overshare = too much infomation. :sick: :D

[soundtracker]

..not only have I got to wipe the coffee off the screen and key board, I think I may have wee'd as well.

its his age! They don't call him Tena - Mikee for nothing!:D

[soundscapes]

Hi, my name is Simon.

I used to be a mobile DJ but now im retired

Now I get to go to parties and enjoy myself

I went to a wedding

In a dumpy hotel near the docks

the DJ wasnt very good

So I went home early

Im a grumpy former DJ :(

[Penfold42]

:lol:

[rob1963]

Ok...what is everyone on today?

...and can I have some?

:D :D :D

[sleah]

Ok...what is everyone on today?

...and can I have some?

:D :D :D

Only if you're a mobile DJ :p

[rob1963]

Only if you're a mobile DJ :p

Oh I am!

:D

[Penfold42]

Ok...what is everyone on today?

...and can I have some?

:D :D :D

Don't know best ask Videoguy?

:D

[videoguy]

Don't know best ask Videoguy?

:D

Videoguy is high on life!!!!!!! I think :confused:

[Penfold42]

Videoguy is high on life!!!!!!! I think :confused:

So why the post then....?

[DazzyD]

..not only have I got to wipe the coffee off the screen and key board, I think I may have wee'd as well.

I know the feeling!

Last so hard, tears started rolling my face and my step-daughter got concerned and thought something was wrong!

Found this thread late but when I saw it's title I thought "Good for you!". But I think tony's response was far better!


Videoguy is high on life!!!!!!! I think :confused:

So is "life" a pseudonym for something else? ;)

[Shakermaker Promotions]

This is all a bit wierd....

I'm a mobile DJ...I grin and bear it.

I hate the description 'Mobile DJ' even though that's what I am....but I grin and bear it.

That'll do.

[Excalibur]

Hello, my name is Peter

I'm a very old DJ

I'm very confused

It happens a lot at my age

I want to play Discos without CD's

I don't know how to do that

Rob says he does, but I don't believe him

Penmare can do it, but I can't keep up with what he's using this week, Cortex?Denon?Laptop??

Steve can do it, but wasps appear to be a hazard with his players

Justin can do it, but he's got a laptop

I don't want a laptop

I can't play music with a mouse!

Alan says Cortex is great

Everybody else says their Cortex won't work?:confused:

What should I do? :confused: :confused:

If I get it wrong, people won't dance at my gigs, and I won't be a happy old DJ! :( :( :( :( :(

I think I'll just sit here, and wait for the nurse to bring my Cocoa, and my pills.:)

[Penfold42]

Rob says he does, but I don't believe him

Penmare can do it, but I can't keep up with what he's using this week, Cortex?Denon?Laptop??

Steve can do it, but wasps appear to be a hazard with his players

Justin can do it, but he's got a laptop

I don't want a laptop

I can't play music with a mouse!

Alan says Cortex is great

Everybody else says their Cortex won't work?:confused:



LMFAO......:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

I hate the description 'Mobile DJ'

You're nto the only one. ;)

[Penfold42]

You're nto the only one. ;)

Key pad not working Daz....?

:p

[Excalibur]

This is all a bit wierd....

I'm a mobile DJ...I grin and bear it.

I hate the description 'Mobile DJ' even though that's what I am....but I grin and bear it.

That'll do.


You're nto the only one. ;)

We're all eagerly awaiting the soubriquet you gentlemen would prefer. And of course the word entrepreneur springs readily to mind regarding Darren. ;) :D

[Dragonfly]

surely all djs are mobile??? unless they gig in their living rooms???

[rob1963]

I hate the description 'Mobile DJ'

Why Gary?

:confused:


surely all djs are mobile??? unless they gig in their living rooms???

I thought so!

[JAMdisco]

I'm Justin

I'm a mobile DJ.

I used to be a mobile solo vocalist.

I also used to be in a mobile 5 piece rock band.

I own an automobile (estate car).

I used to fill it up at Mobil.

But now I use Tesco.

I use a laptop (not CD's)

Peter can't

But he can put up good fences tho' ;)

I get paid (but not enough)

I go home......sometimes ;)

I go to bed.

[Dragonfly]

I'm Dave

I'm soon to be a slightly less mobile DJ

I do parties and all sorts across the region . I like the job because there is nice ladies (unless its Lincoln and then I like the money)

I have a laptop and like to try and make people happy with it by playing them music they want to listen to.

i have some pretty lights that sometimes swirl and sometimes flash

i get money from people too , there is people at my venues too unless its cigarette time and then i get a bit lonely all by myself

at the end i go home either to bed or sleep in the car if i'm locked out and the good lady has left the key in the other side.

i've been happier than i am at the moment but that is because i can't go out and dj every week at present.

[Corabar Steve]

I'm Steve & I'm an alcoholic :sj: :BeerDevil:

[Corabar Steve]

I'm Steve & I'm a discoholic.

It's been 2 days since my last disco

I only seem to last a maximum of 5 or 6 days without a fix

It takes all my money to fund it

I wish I could stop.

[Excalibur]

I'm Steve & I'm an alcoholic :sj: :BeerDevil:


I'm Steve & I'm a discoholic.

It's been 2 days since my last disco

I only seem to last a maximum of 5 or 6 days without a fix

It takes all my money to fund it

I wish I could stop.

Amen, brother. Repent your wicked ways and ye shall be saved. ( And please stop showing me links to kit I know I need desperately, but cannot justify or afford!) Get thee behind me, Satan.;) :D :D