Odd or strange happenings at gigs

[DJ Sheppy]

At a wedding once the groom decided to take off all his clothes and dance around starkers.......... much to the dis belief of the other guests.
One of the guests at another wedding decided he would bring his unicycle to the event......... this he proceeded to ride around the dancers.... at first amusing (for about 2 seconds ) then everyone got really annoyed.
The raffle and hypnotist took so long and overran at another function that there was only TEN minutes left for the actual disco. I had the floor packed and couldnt put a foot wrong !!!!!!!!!!! The Hotel did not allow the funtion to go on.
Did a disco with a Race Night........ again this event overan so badly that when they finished it was also time for me to pack up !! No disco at all. So got paid for setting up, sitting about and then packing up. Hotel did not have license to extend the evening.:bang:
Doing disco in one room people opposite in another room only interested in drinking. Despite several announcements and encouragement by me they were only interested in drinking. Then 5 mins before the end they came through saying right lets get the party started just as i was putting the fnal toon on !! They then had massive argument with manager re his ridiculous license even though they all knew it finished at 12 !!

[MaRkWrIgHtOcDiScO]

I was doing a stay-behind at a local pub where I do the karaoke on a Sunday night and a girl's waters broke at about 3am as she was in the middle of singing a song!

[Dragonfly]

once did a charity gig and the organiser decided very drunkenly in the auction they had to raise money ....... to auction all of his clothes???? (the ones he was wearing)

[robbiedj]

Had a few strippers, but the funniest had to be a slightly tubby young man, who jumped up on the stage at a company's Christmas do.

We had just done a disco set, where his mate, who had come dressed in his white waistcoat and satin shirt, did his John Travolta to Stayin' Alive. Not to be out-done, as You Can Call Me Al started, buddy jumps up on stage and begins to strip, right down to the buff. :eek:

The funniest part was, as each piece of clothing was removed, he turned to us and said ................ "Can you play Hotel California?" :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

I once has a very drunk man at a corporate event who thought the front of my deckstand was a urinal and proceeded, tackle out, to have a wee against it...

I won't tell you what I said, but he was severly reprimanded and I had others from the company with cloths trying to clean the deck stand for me.

[ppentertainments]

I once had a gig where NO-ONE came over and told me they were a professional DJ. Tell a lie maybe twice

[Excalibur]

I once has a very drunk man at a corporate event who thought the front of my deckstand was a urinal and proceeded, tackle out, to have a wee against it...

I won't tell you what I said, but he was severly reprimanded and I had others from the company with cloths trying to clean the deck stand for me.

I can't comment for the tears in my eyes and the fear of being banned.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[ppentertainments]

I once has a very drunk man at a corporate event who thought the front of my deckstand was a urinal and proceeded, tackle out, to have a wee against it...

I won't tell you what I said, but he was severly reprimanded and I had others from the company with cloths trying to clean the deck stand for me.

So did you improve after getting this gentlemans opinion of your disco :D :D :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

I can't comment for the tears in my eyes and the fear of being banned.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I thought some might find it amusing. He'd already been tackle out earlier in the evening for some reason, but his friends had managed to get coax the one eyed trouser snake back in.

I used to use an MDF deckstand with carpet covering and a sign written front, so it wasn't nice. :eek: :(

[Vectis]

OMG! Reminds me of the time I urinated in my ex-boss's stereo at a house party. He wasn't my ex-boss at the time. He was shortly afterwards :D

Still, I was only 17 - that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!!


Maddest thing I ever saw at a gig was the TWENTY GRAND wedding cake (floor-standing 8-tier jobbie) being used for a food fight. Ah, Mottram Hall. Fond memories...

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

OMG! Reminds me of the time I urinated in my ex-boss's stereo at a house party. He wasn't my ex-boss at the time. He was shortly afterwards :D

Still, I was only 17 - that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!!


Maddest thing I ever saw at a gig was the TWENTY GRAND wedding cake (floor-standing 8-tier jobbie) being used for a food fight. Ah, Mottram Hall. Fond memories...

Shouldn't that be fondant memories? :coat:

[Vectis]

Shouldn't that be fondant memories? :coat:

TAXI!!!

[Shaun]

The strangest just happened to be the most inappropriate too.

40th Birthday party and I was informed that a kiss-a-gram would be coming in later for the birthday boy. Fine I thought, just a bit of fun. The "kissagram" starts her act but it turned steamy pretty quick, within minutes she was topless and trying to de-trouser the birthday boy. At that point I stopped the music for a minute and asked the parents with little children with them to take their kids out of the room (should it have needed me to tell them??). I then re-started the music. It was just as well as what followed was pretty outrageous for a family party. I'll never look at fresh fruit in the same way again.

All the women in the audience were seething and granny sitting adjacent to the stage almost had a heart attack.

[flatliners]

did a gig once for a lady a supeise party for her huspand in a room in a pub. after he finished work instead of going home he went out on the lash with his mate from work who had not known about the party. he turned up in the pub at 10-30 for last orders and on one knew he had come in till he asked someone what the party was for