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Excalibur
11-06-2008, 08:35 PM
CD’s to the left of him, CD’s to the right of him, CD’s in front of him. Surrounded by bit and byte, into the trays of the PC’s he fed the Silver Discs, six hundred here, six hundred there, till only a handful would remain. .
His is not to reason why, his is but to rip or die.

Apologies to Tennyson.
http://poetry.eserver.org/light-brigade.html

It’s day seventy five in the Excalibur household, and Peter has been ripping for seventy three days straight. The other housemates are anywhere they can get away from him, they just bring him food and drink when they have to. He has started holding conversations with the Pink Elephant about how things were better in the old days, when backup meant having a shilling in your pocket to stop that cracked 45 jumping, and punters knew you had to have a rest mid gig to let the amp cool down.. ( heatsinks you could fry an egg on, no fans or clip LEDS in those days) , and beer was £1 a gallon. ( Yes kids, it was once) and nobody minded if you left the gig splattered on Websters Green Label and still drove home. He has started muttering about how good cassettes are, and how they’ll take over from records. “THIS IS BIG BROTHER SPEAKING, WOULD EXCALIBUR PLEASE GO TO THE DIARY ROOM WHERE SOME NICE MEN IN WHITE COATS WOULD LIKE A CHAT WITH HIM”

Solitaire Events Ltd
11-06-2008, 08:43 PM
Have a Leffe, I'll let you. :sj:

Sod me this is strong...

Not a bad taste, slightly too sweet for me and a bit too fizzy, but a good flavour and interesting colour. The wife liked it too.

Excalibur
11-06-2008, 09:04 PM
Have a Leffe, I'll let you. :sj:

Sod me this is strong...

Not a bad taste, slightly too sweet for me and a bit too fizzy, but a good flavour and interesting colour. The wife liked it too.

It tastes better in bigger bottles. ;) ;) :D :D

PropellerHeadCase
11-06-2008, 09:34 PM
It tastes better in bigger bottles. ;) ;) :D :D

Most things do... they sound better, too: Rheoboam, Nebuchadnezzar, etc.

Penfold42
11-06-2008, 09:35 PM
I'm actully going over there soon.....Ostende. There is a bar with over 500 beers on offer......:eek:

:D :D :D ....can't wait...:beer1:

Excalibur
11-06-2008, 09:36 PM
I'm actully going over there soon.....Ostende. There is a bar with over 500 beers on offer......:eek:

:D :D :D ....can't wait...:beer1:

Do you need a Roadle? ;) :confused: :D

PropellerHeadCase
11-06-2008, 09:38 PM
What's a Roadle? From Tennyson-butchery (loved it) to typo in a handful of posts... oh, how the mighty have fallen!

Ozymandias?

Penfold42
11-06-2008, 09:41 PM
Do you need a Roadle? ;) :confused: :D

I'll send you a postcard...sorry forgot....you only get carrier pigeon......and they fly upside down......
*Why do they fly uside down I hear Peter thinking.....*

"Coz there's nowt worth :Censored:ing on in Yorkshire".....:boxer2:..:eek: :D

Sorry completly off topic.....I'll let you know....

















































err...no i'll be fine !:D

Jiggles
11-06-2008, 09:46 PM
Its jack the ripper :D

Excalibur
11-06-2008, 09:50 PM
What's a Roadle? From Tennyson-butchery (loved it) to typo in a handful of posts... oh, how the mighty have fallen!

Ozymandias?

Just cos I've got a £5 cheapo keyboard, that's no reason to be all "Holier than thou". I refer you to the word "Whan" in an earlier post by your good self. :p :p And anyway, what's Black Sabbath's former lead singer got to do with anything? :confused: :confused: :D :D

BeerFunk
11-06-2008, 10:39 PM
When I ripped the bulk part of my collection, I didn't find it a chore at all! Apart from listening through all the pop tracks for errors, but there were next to none as it turned out. If you leave them on to play in the background whilst doing something else, you're not really paying attention to them, but you will notice an error straight away :)

rob1963
11-06-2008, 10:48 PM
Its jack the ripper :D

No...the Yorkshire ripper

:eek:

Excalibur
12-06-2008, 06:18 AM
No...the Yorkshire ripper

:eek:

Rob you are the lowest form of life known to mankind!!:p :D :D
Funny but low. :D

Beerfunk, I know I'm dim, but can you " Listen while you rip ?" I've just checked afterwards, as I did my " pretend discos" in my headphones. Two nights ago when footy was on, I was playing requests for my wife, as she asked for tunes she liked, and thought may catch me out. The search is very fast, and pretty accurate.

Tony, last week I was sorry to hear that a powerful tornado had ripped through Lincolnshire, and done hundreds of thousands worth of improvements. :p :p :p ;) ;) ;)

Rob, when will you be fully digital? My first gig in the new 92.74% format will be on Friday week, in a local club which is ideal for using to test gear and setups. Hopefully I should cut loading times down, and have space to spare with all those CD boxes gone. :confused: :D :D :D

Edit: Al, I've just checked the poem you referred to, and I was mainly correct in my recollection of it. I'm not sure whether you think I'm a " Colossal Wreck" or " The King Of Kings". :confused: :confused: :confused:

All I can say is " Look on my work, ye mighty, and despair" :D :D :D

PropellerHeadCase
12-06-2008, 09:54 AM
Beerfunk, I know I'm dim, but can you " Listen while you rip ?" I've just checked afterwards, as I did my " pretend discos" in my headphones. Two nights ago when footy was on, I was playing requests for my wife, as she asked for tunes she liked, and thought may catch me out. The search is very fast, and pretty accurate.

There was one software that I used years ago that allowed you to play the track you were ripping - it did slow the process down but was kinda handy as it played the MP3, post-rip, starting 10-15 seconds after the ripping process began - cute, but not actually terribly helpful.



Al, I've just checked the poem you referred to, and I was mainly correct in my recollection of it. I'm not sure whether you think I'm a " Colossal Wreck" or " The King Of Kings". :confused: :confused: :confused:

All I can say is " Look on my work, ye mighty, and despair" :D :D :D

It was a little obtuse, I admit, but it was a reference to that very quote, "Look upon my work, ye mighty, and despair", given that the inscription was on a mighty work that had fallen into ruin. Living Wreck, then? ;)

Excalibur
12-06-2008, 08:21 PM
It was a little obtuse, I admit, but it was a reference to that very quote, "Look upon my work, ye mighty, and despair", given that the inscription was on a mighty work that had fallen into ruin. Living Wreck, then? ;)

Thanks a lot pal! :p BTW, how are you getting on with Media Monkey? Got any tips for me yet? Apart from it's only a 30 day free trial? :o :o

BeerFunk
12-06-2008, 09:02 PM
You don't play as you rip, you listen to the tracks you have already ripped while you're ripping hte next ones... :)

Excalibur
12-06-2008, 10:03 PM
You don't play as you rip, you listen to the tracks you have already ripped while you're ripping hte next ones... :)

I see what you mean there, thanks for that. Think I'm too far gone to gain much advantage from that now, if I was starting again, I'd do it a lot differently. ;) :D

PropellerHeadCase
12-06-2008, 11:35 PM
Thanks a lot pal! :p BTW, how are you getting on with Media Monkey? Got any tips for me yet? Apart from it's only a 30 day free trial? :o :o

Loving Media Monkey (except my payment for the full version failed to process correctly for some reason) - I especially like being able to edit multiple entries with the same (incorrect) data all in one go, oh, and the create tags from files names function is brilliant!

Excalibur
13-06-2008, 08:15 PM
Loving Media Monkey (except my payment for the full version failed to process correctly for some reason) - I especially like being able to edit multiple entries with the same (incorrect) data all in one go, oh, and the create tags from files names function is brilliant!


You didn't try to pay in these did you? $$$$$$ :confused: :p :p
Alan. please disregard that cruel and insensitive jibe, I had forgotten that I may need to contact a savant such as yourself to ask how to use all the features to best advantage. :o :o :D :D

Tony Scott
13-06-2008, 09:21 PM
CD’s to the left of him, CD’s to the right of him, CD’s in front of him.
It’s day seventy five in the Excalibur household, and Peter has been ripping for seventy three days straight. The other housemates are anywhere they can get away from him, they just bring him food and drink when they have to.


I remember ripping all my vinyl and CD's, didn't talk to my family for about a week so I'm feeling your family's pain Peter.


Have a Leffe, I'll let you.

I got to agree with Darren though a BIG bottle of Leffe Brun or 2 will help!


I'm actully going over there soon.....Ostende. There is a bar with over 500 beers on offer......:eek:

:D :D :D ....can't wait...:beer1:

Tony, never mind editing my posts for bad language..........where's my BEER!! :beer1: :D :D

Penfold42
13-06-2008, 09:23 PM
Tony, never mind editing my posts for bad language..........where's my BEER!! :beer1: :D :D

:o .....since then my travelling took a turn for the worst....i'll get back onto it when i visit again....:o :)

Tony Scott
13-06-2008, 09:26 PM
:o .....since then my travelling took a turn for the worst....i'll get back onto it when i visit again....:o :)

:p :p :D :D

Excalibur
14-06-2008, 09:04 PM
Conditions were deteriorating. Captain Excalibur and his crew were reaching breaking point. They were now running on willpower, as half of the equipment had expired long ago. The goal seemed no nearer than it had weeks ago, supplies would not be sufficient unless someone made the ultimate sacrifice. Captain Excalibur spoke, his voice trembling with emotion- " I'm going outside now, I may be gone some time" . Too true thought Jeanette, There's an off licence not five minutes from here, but the one with the Leffe is twenty miles away! :D

Tony Scott
14-06-2008, 09:44 PM
Captain Excalibur spoke, his voice trembling with emotion- " I'm going outside now, I may be gone some time" . Too true thought Jeanette, There's an off licence not five minutes from here, but the one with the Leffe is twenty miles away! :D

Keep it together Captain!

Excalibur
14-06-2008, 09:54 PM
:lol: Brilliant Tony.

djgordyp
14-06-2008, 10:02 PM
Beerfunk, I know I'm dim, but can you " Listen while you rip ?" I've just checked afterwards, as I did my " pretend discos" in my headphones. Two nights ago when footy was on, I was playing requests for my wife, as she asked for tunes she liked, and thought may catch me out. The search is very fast, and pretty accurate.


The only programme I know of is Itunes


You don't play as you rip, you listen to the tracks you have already ripped while you're ripping hte next ones... :)

Not so. As Excalibur says, the first track will start to play shortly after the ripping process starts. It does for me anyway.

BeerFunk
14-06-2008, 10:26 PM
Not so. As Excalibur says, the first track will start to play shortly after the ripping process starts. It does for me anyway.I didn't say you couldn't do that, I only meant it wasn't necessary as it only takes a minute or less to rip a track, so I don't see the need to listen to the exact track you're currently ripping.

Excalibur
15-06-2008, 05:55 AM
I didn't say you couldn't do that, I only meant it wasn't necessary as it only takes a minute or less to rip a track, so I don't see the need to listen to the exact track you're currently ripping.

Beerfunk, I reckon your way is best. Thanks for the advice.

NKR
30-12-2009, 08:31 PM
I was shown this path by a mysterious Yorkshireman.

Now I fear my fate as I follow in his footsteps. Oh joy of joy.

Penfold42
30-12-2009, 08:43 PM
I was shown this path by a mysterious Yorkshireman.

Now I fear my fate as I follow in his footsteps. Oh joy of joy.

Yeah but at least you got a Denon.....makes it so worth the trip...:sj:

Excalibur
30-12-2009, 08:49 PM
Yeah but at least you got a Denon.....makes it so worth the trip...:sj:

Oi Ref. Foul. Penmare knows I can't respond to this in the time honoured fashion. :zip: :( :(

Penfold42
30-12-2009, 08:53 PM
Oi Ref. Foul. Penmare knows I can't respond to this in the time honoured fashion. :zip: :( :(

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/nbe0344l.jpg

Excalibur
30-12-2009, 09:02 PM
There could be quite a few home truths flying here come mid January. ;) ;)