I had to laugh

[One Vision]

Just found this on ebay, you have to read through the description, I reckon its Ally G selling the gear. :D

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/COMPLETE-DISCO-ROAD-SHOW-WITH-WARTER-PROOF-TRAILER_W0QQitemZ180285086233QQcmdZViewItem?hash=i tem180285086233&_trkparms=39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A1%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14#ebayphotohosting

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

I reckon it's a complete idiot.

And people wonder why we moan about spelling on here!!

[One Vision]

In it man

[Tom]

It has got one bid already :eek:

[One Vision]

Thats coz it be well wikid

[djsteve10]

I reckon it's a complete idiot.

And people wonder why we moan about spelling on here!!

Agreed,
I wonder if he bothered to read his advert before he made it go live?
Also why has he posted pictures of alloy wheels?

[rob1963]

Can anybody translate the following bit into English?

3 -- 2 CARPETED WEM SPECKER,S 12 HUNDERD WOTS ALL WORKING NOT BLOW PLUS 2 CARPITED TWITER BOX,S THAT FIT ON TOP. ALL SO THE 15IN SPEACKERS ON THERE OWN COST ABOUT £70 EACH TO BY AND THESE SPEACKES HAVE 1 IN EACH PLUS 2 DOWN THE BOTTEM AND 1 SMALLER 1 IN THE FRONT OF EACH

I could have done better than that at the age of 5.

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Can anybody translate the following bit into English?

3 -- 2 CARPETED WEM SPECKER,S 12 HUNDERD WOTS ALL WORKING NOT BLOW PLUS 2 CARPITED TWITER BOX,S THAT FIT ON TOP. ALL SO THE 15IN SPEACKERS ON THERE OWN COST ABOUT £70 EACH TO BY AND THESE SPEACKES HAVE 1 IN EACH PLUS 2 DOWN THE BOTTEM AND 1 SMALLER 1 IN THE FRONT OF EACH

I could have done better than that at the age of 5.

Very very sad. How can you have been a DJ that long and not know how to spell 'watts'.

Wait, hang on, he's probably dyslexic....

[rob1963]

Very very sad. How can you have been a DJ that long and not know how to spell 'watts'.

Wait, hang on, he's probably dyslexic....

:Laugh:

[Excalibur]

Very very sad. How can you have been a DJ that long and not know how to spell 'watts'.

Wait, hang on, he's probably dyslexic....

Surely not Darren? I rather suspect his spelling is about par for the course nowadays. Apparently it's only the older generation who still understand and use the English Language. :sofa:

[rob1963]

Apparently it's only the older generation who still understand and use the English Language. :sofa:

You've understood & used it for a long time, then?

:D :D :D

[One Vision]

I tell ya it be coz he be wel wikid
http://www.bangitout.com/uploads/61aliG.jpg

[Penfold42]

Lmao.......:d :d :d :d

One of Callums mate's I believe.....:boxer2:

[Vectis]

Lmao.......:d :d :d :d

One of Callums mate's I believe.....:boxer2:

Bloods, surely bro? :p

[Penfold42]

Bloods, surely bro? :p

:lol:...:D

[Larry B Entertainment]

Not sure where the Del boy videos fit in though. Not a very good testemonial that he blew the amp up, makes you wonder what he has been doing with the rest of the kit. Doesnt look 500 quids worth of gear there though, most of it is just tat.

[Excalibur]

You've understood & used it for a long time, then?

:D :D :D

As you know full well my young friend, I've been doing most things for a long, long time! ;) ;) :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

Lmao.......:d :d :d :d

One of Callums mate's I believe.....:boxer2:


Bloods, surely bro? :p

Either way it would be without the apostrophe

[Jiggles]

Lmao.......:d :d :d :d

One of Callums mate's I believe.....:boxer2:


Bloods, surely bro? :p


:lol:...:D


Watch it!!!!! :mad::D Ill get my new fangled Banhammer out :D

[robbiedj]

Watch it!!!!! :mad::D Ill get my new fangled Banhammer out :D

Is it flammable? :callumburns:

Anyway, you can't use it until we see your risk assessment! :sarc:

[Penfold42]

Is it flammable? :callumburns:

Anyway, you can't use it until we see your risk assessment! :sarc:

:lol:............:D

[Jiggles]

Is it flammable? :callumburns:

Anyway, you can't use it until we see your risk assessment! :sarc:

risk assessment! naaa they banhammer will get them cowboys before they get me :D

[digga]

So do you think I should bid for it? I need to upgrade some of my gear. These must be the new digital speakers that get rated in wots. Is carpited speakers the "in" thing nowadays? Seriously though, this is definitely worth the invsetment of £500 because of the bullit proof light screens!!!

This has got to be a wind up surely???

[One Vision]

So do you think I should bid for it? I need to upgrade some of my gear. These must be the new digital speakers that get rated in wots. Is carpited speakers the "in" thing nowadays? Seriously though, this is definitely worth the invsetment of £500 because of the bullit proof light screens!!!

This has got to be a wind up surely???

Worst thing is he seems to be getting a lot of interest :eek:

[Penfold42]

I wonder how much he wants for his fridge magnets?