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kd_entertainments
25-02-2009, 11:12 AM
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.

A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten knob?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.. '

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

If you're still not sure what a 710 is:




























http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/3548/710.jpg

Tom
25-02-2009, 11:33 AM
Lol.

Made me chuckle. Lol.

ppentertainments
25-02-2009, 11:55 AM
LOL - nice one.

PropellerHeadCase
25-02-2009, 09:56 PM
Heard the one about the blonde and the bottom deodorant?

nigelwright7557
25-02-2009, 10:03 PM
What a dipstick she was !

501damian501
06-03-2009, 09:44 PM
Heard the one about the blonde and the bottom deodorant?

no, care to share ? :D

SilverlineDiscos
06-03-2009, 09:57 PM
Haha I laughed, good joke but I felt something like that coming...

PropellerHeadCase
07-03-2009, 10:04 AM
Blonde walks into a pharmacist and asks for a "bottom deodorant". The shop assistant checks with the pharmacist and both are sure they've never heard of a "bottom deodorant".

The blonde, slightly exasperated, says, "I've got the old one in my car, one minute...".

She comes back from the car and shows the shop assistant a standard stick deodorant, she then points to the 'Directions for use':
Remove lid
Push up bottom... :D

Corabar Steve
07-03-2009, 02:16 PM
I thought that was going to be along the lines of......

I would like a deodorant please

Ball or aerosol?

Neither, I want it for my armpits.

PropellerHeadCase
07-03-2009, 03:20 PM
That ain't bad, either, Steve, especially if you say aerosol with a slighlty Gaelic twist :D