Excalibur's tips for the future.

[Excalibur]

1) Do try to get to a DJ show, and meet up with a few of the crew. It's worth it. It's particularly rewarding to stand between Darren and Penmare, makes one look svelte and well proportioned. ;) :D

2)Try to avoid meeting too many strange men in Car Parks. Your Mummy told you it was wrong, and you should listen to her.

3) Don't flash your lights as a hurry up to Penmare, when he's in roadworks on a motorway. His normal driving style owes more to "Gone in 60 seconds" than "Driving Miss Daisy". ;) Goading him in this manner earns you a front row seat for a semaphore version of the Highway Code (Unexpurgated version. ;) )

4) Ensure that you have ready access to adequate quantities of muscle relaxant, cos it really calms Mr. Grumpy down.

5) Under no circumstances visit a Beer Festival on the way home. And definitely avoid trying to cram a day's relaxing into half an hour. :( :(

Hope this helps. ;) :D

[Spirits High]

3) Don't flash your lights as a hurry up to Penmare, when he's in roadworks on a motorway. His normal driving style owes more to "Gone in 60 seconds" than "Driving Miss Daisy". ;) Goading him in this manner earns you a front row seat for a semaphore version of the Highway Code (Unexpurgated version. ;) )


Hope this helps. ;) :D


Peter,

Now point 3 was very very funny though, I'm sure the all the passengers of that coach now know that Tony used to star in that famous coffee advert :D

And no Tony not "Gold blend" before you mention it . The other one with Gareth Hunt in it :p :p

It was good though to meet up with the "usual suspects". No doubt the next meeting will be at my 40th in August ;)

[Penfold42]

:lol:

If I may also add....

Go to a DJ meeting that has a bar.....that is open. :p

....or if you go visiting another bar, make sure ALL the pumps work. :D

[Excalibur]

:lol:

If I may also add....

Go to a DJ meeting that has a bar.....that is open. :p

....or if you go visiting another bar, make sure ALL the pumps work. :D

Not necessarily. The Tiger was more than enough. ;) :D

[Penfold42]

Not necessarily. The Tiger was more than enough. ;) :D

So how many times was it....may I have...followed by "Nope, we are out!" :p

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

1) Do try to get to a DJ show, and meet up with a few of the crew. It's worth it. It's particularly rewarding to stand between Darren and Penmare, makes one look svelte and well proportioned. ;) :D


It is also very rewarding to stand between Penmare and Excalibur, should you wish to look young...:boxer2:

[Penfold42]

:rofl:

[rob1963]

It's particularly rewarding to stand between Darren and Penmare, makes one look svelte and well proportioned.

Not in MY case it doesn't.

:cry:

[Excalibur]

It is also very rewarding to stand between Penmare and Excalibur, should you wish to look young...:boxer2:

Yes sonny. :o :D :D

[Excalibur]

6) Don't let Penmare have any input into the itinerary. I drove 70 miles South to his place, got in his car, and was driven 40 miles North! :eek: :bang: :bang: :bang:

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

6) Don't let Panmare have any input into the itinerary. I drove 70 miles South to his place, got in his car, and was driven 40 miles North! :eek: :bang: :bang: :bang:

Who is Panmare? :confused: :D

[Penfold42]

6) Don't let Panmare have any input into the itinerary. I drove 70 miles South to his place, got in his car, and was driven 40 miles North! :eek: :bang: :bang: :bang:

At who's cost.......tight git! :D

[Excalibur]

Who is Panmare? :confused: :D
Oops. Edited. :o :o :o :o


At who's cost.......tight git! :D

Mine. 30 miles extra petrol going to yours, rather than meeting up at Pauls. ;)
Buy your own Sat Nav, you never take any notice of it anyway. :p :p :p

[rob1963]

Who is Panmare? :confused: :D

Sounds like a cigar to me.

:shrug: