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Vectis
08-06-2009, 11:27 PM
Was just binning last Friday's request cards out of my laptop bag when I remembered this little gem...

... punter (female, late 20s, didn't appear to be drunk) comes up and asks if we'd play YMCA.


















Whilst YMCA was playing :eek: :eek: :bang: :bang: :bang:

DeckstarDeluxe
08-06-2009, 11:30 PM
Funny. I had a bloke come up and complain to me about the rubbish cheesey music that I was playing.

One proplem

Ive been doing the gig for two years and its always been a cheesey disco

I then do the usual and ask him what sort of music is "good music"

"I dunno what do you want to play"

"It doesnt matter, its a cheesey disco"

"Well what would you play at home"

"That doesnt matter, its a cheesey disco"

"Ok what do you play in the clubs"

"Erh.... That doesnt matter because this is a cheesey disco"

Solitaire Events Ltd
08-06-2009, 11:31 PM
Was it a cheesy disco?

DeckstarDeluxe
08-06-2009, 11:33 PM
thats what the posters all around the pub say

Put it this way they have been up for so long that if you took them off the wall underneath would be a different colour to the rest of the wall

DJ Jules
09-06-2009, 06:39 AM
thats what the posters all around the pub say

Put it this way they have been up for so long that if you took them off the wall underneath would be a different colour to the rest of the wall

A few weeks ago I helped a friend out at a local club where they play 70's/80's/90's/alternative (and the BIG posters outside all say that) and I had a lady come over and ask when I was going to play some R&B??? My answer - "next week in a different club".

Some people just don't seem to read the posters when they walk through the door (never mind that there's a speaker above the door which must have been playing something like the Baywatch theme tune when they walked in!)

Julian