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Excalibur
08-09-2009, 05:44 PM
The small furry rodents will disport themselves with gay abandon. :D Here I sit, master of all I survey. The dearly beloved is en route to Sheffield , to visit our firstborn, and I have the kitchen, Mr Spock. ;) :D :D

I have a new toy to play with, a 16" non stick cooker, ( electric frying pan ) .Media Monkey is blasting out Boston-"Boston", as if I were 21 again, a bottle of Brun is about to disappear, The Shiraz is breathing heavily, Chilli ( From an Aldi jar, befotre any supercilious folk from southerly latitudes decry my not making it from scratch ) is nearly done in it,and we will have Chicken in Black Bean sauce tomorrow. ( it would have been Kung Po, except She Who Must Be Obeyed will have to have some :( :( :( )

I've had a minor problem with portion control, so if you like Chili, call round! :D

Edit: I know you can get just about anything on the Internet. Where's the site for someone coming round to do the washing up? :confused: I'm struggling with that bit.

Shaun
08-09-2009, 05:55 PM
Translation: The wifes away Excalibur's at play.

Enjoy your evening of peaceful solitude. :beer1:

rob1963
08-09-2009, 05:58 PM
Where's the site for someone coming round to do the washing up? :confused: I'm struggling with that bit.

That's not needed, as there is a kitchen appliance which can do that.

Unfortunately, it would be no good for you, as it runs on electricity.

:shrug:

Excalibur
08-09-2009, 06:17 PM
Translation: The wifes away Excalibur's at play.

Enjoy your evening of peaceful solitude. :beer1:
Got it in one, Shaun. ;) :D :D Ooh, first mouthful of Aldi's Shiraz Bonarda. Mmmmmmmmmm, nice. :D :D :D


That's not needed, as there is a kitchen appliance which can do that.

Unfortunately, it would be no good for you, as it runs on electricity.

:shrug:

Warning: Sexist joke alert. :eek: :eek: :eek:


"What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? " :confused: :confused:



















Slap her round the face, and tell her to pull herself together. Sorry Ladies. :o :o

PropellerHeadCase
08-09-2009, 08:00 PM
I'd pop over for the chilli, Peter, but it's a bit of a drive.

Excalibur
08-09-2009, 08:23 PM
I'd pop over for the chilli, Peter, but it's a bit of a drive.

Even if it's cold by then it'll still be hot. ;) :D :D

PropellerHeadCase
08-09-2009, 09:45 PM
Thanks for the, shall we say, slightly tiddly call, Peter :D

Excalibur
08-09-2009, 09:51 PM
Thanks for the, shall we say, slightly tiddly call, Peter :D

Call? :confused: What call? :confused: :confused: :confused:

Solitaire Events Ltd
09-09-2009, 12:27 AM
Chilli ( From an Aldi jar, befotre any supercilious folk from southerly latitudes decry my not making it from scratch ) i

Amateur...:p :D

Excalibur
09-09-2009, 07:17 AM
Amateur...:p :D

Work smarter, not harder. :p :D :D
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Tonight's culinary offering is Chicken in Black Bean. Upmarket though, ( Tesco jars ) as I'm feeding the IT department tonight.