Chain pulling?

[Vectis]

I suspect someone's pulling my chain...

... just had an email in asking for the vaguest quote you're ever likely to receive - from a Mr Aldric, initial B :o

Yeah, right...
:bang:

[Shaun]

Reply...

"Dear Sir,

Thank you for your enquiry. Unfortunately I cannot provide you with a quote in this instance as it could leave me in the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun. Futhermore, I fear your email is nothing but a subtle plan to pull my chain. In reality, you wouldn't recognize a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsicord singing 'subtle plans are here again'.

Yours...

:ph34r:

[rob1963]

Reply...

"Dear Sir,

Thank you for your enquiry. Unfortunately I cannot provide you with a quote in this instance as it could leave me in the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun. Futhermore, I fear your email is nothing but a subtle plan to pull my chain. In reality, you wouldn't recognize a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsicord singing 'subtle plans are here again'.

Yours...

:ph34r:

I was thinking of something similar, although if it was me, I'd sign it as Mr Sole, initial R.

[Vectis]

Reply...

"Dear Sir,

Thank you for your enquiry. Unfortunately I cannot provide you with a quote in this instance as it could leave me in the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun. Futhermore, I fear your email is nothing but a subtle plan to pull my chain. In reality, you wouldn't recognize a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsicord singing 'subtle plans are here again'.

Yours...

:ph34r:

:rofl:

That is a very cunning plan sir. Even more cunning than that fox which used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University... :D

[DJMaxG]

Are you talking about Joke emails?

If so, I'd respond normally like :
"we can not provide a quote without arranging a face to face meeting"

That would soon get rid of the swines :D

[Larry B Entertainment]

I suspect someone's pulling my chain...

... just had an email in asking for the vaguest quote you're ever likely to receive - from a Mr Aldric, initial B :o

Yeah, right...
:bang:

:lol:

http://www.bobpiper.co.uk/Private_Baldrick.jpg

[SC Events]

Best line out of the whole Black Adder episodes..............

...........I think the phrase rhymes with clucking bell! :D

[Babybob]

Are you talking about Joke emails?

If so, I'd respond normally like :
"we can not provide a quote without arranging a face to face meeting"

That would soon get rid of the swines :D


:bang: :daft: :doh: :doh: :flog: