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Excalibur
17-12-2009, 02:37 PM
OK, fun time. What should Santa bring the MDD ? I'll start, and in case I get booted off for it, "Happy New Year" :D :D
Gotta start with The Main Man:
Darren- An Abacus, cos " Everything Counts" :coat:
Corabar Steve- an audience fully receptive to his somewhat interesting musical taste. ( Anyone suggesting the gig could safely take place in a phone box should remember his position on here. ;) )
StarSoundz- A time Machine. Set for the Seventies. With a spare seat for me. :D
Excalibur- His lost youth. :cry: :cry: :cry:
Spirits High- a Roadie for Friday.
Booche- A large supply of proprietary Energy Drink. It's a long way in to that room mate. And when you come out after, keep your eyes closed, or you'll go blind! ;)
Penmare- The Reading edition of "The Good Kebab Guide".
Tony A1DL- A paperback edition of " How I learned to love Peavey gear", personally signed by Crazy K.
Beam me up, Scotty. :D
Penfold42
17-12-2009, 02:53 PM
Shaun - A drinkers guide to a better liver! :D
Callum - 101 ways to use TNT
jc light and sound
17-12-2009, 02:54 PM
I think your right about one thing you probably will be booted off lol.:p
JDB Entertainment
17-12-2009, 05:13 PM
SJS Discos - a new table for his car boot sales
Charlie Brown - a new hair-do
Max - a bigger bedroom
the list is endless... :)
andyw
17-12-2009, 05:14 PM
can't resist this any longer sorry in advance but
a pint for charlie:beer1:
charlie only joking
starsoundz a set of the best of the 80' 90's and 2000' cd's
JDB Entertainment
17-12-2009, 05:30 PM
i was going to say the same for Charlie Andy - but i didnt want to be a troll! :P
andyw
17-12-2009, 05:32 PM
i was going to say the same for Charlie Andy - but i didnt want to be a troll! :P
hopefully everyone will take it in themanner it was meant:) :) :beer1:
wensleydale
17-12-2009, 05:35 PM
Darren says "Everything matters" not counts.
Back to the drawing board on that.
JDB Entertainment
17-12-2009, 05:41 PM
Darren - a day away from everything, the forum, djing, kids & wife ;)
Not one day I have not been on here and Darren has not posted!
andyw
17-12-2009, 05:46 PM
how about patience for darren his problably used he's all up on here, although he might see a lot of us as his patience and he is the man in the white coat treating us:p
Excalibur
17-12-2009, 08:08 PM
can't resist this any longer sorry in advance but
a pint for charlie:beer1:
charlie only joking
starsoundz a set of the best of the 80' 90's and 2000' cd's
That would be a maxi single, would it? :p :D :D :D :D :D
Excalibur
18-12-2009, 12:55 PM
Oh here's one I forgot. I'm ashamed. :o :o
For my other IT Guru, Vectis: A Rod Stewart album.
An old raincoat never lets you down ;) :D :D :D :D :D ( if you don't get it, three letter synonym for raincoat).
My other IT Guru, Justin: A crate of Red Bull or similar to get the little darling through the arduouus time ahead, some good kit for Xmas Eve, and an Infinite Improbability Drive, to collect the new toys we're aiming for in the New Year.
SC Events
18-12-2009, 01:06 PM
SJS Discos - a new table for his car boot
OI Mr Bartlett! :D :p
...There's nothing wrong with my current table! :sofa: :coat:
Excalibur
19-12-2009, 10:57 AM
Couple more for Corabar Steve. A Luge, and a No Parking sign.
Booche
19-12-2009, 11:01 AM
Present for Excalibar,
http://www.briancuban.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/t-shirt-next-on-the-banned-list-789925-300x298.jpg
:P:P:P
Present for myself,
http://www.roadierags.com/shop/images/roadie-in-training.jpg
Penfold42
19-12-2009, 11:01 AM
For Peter - A council grant to up date the stagecoach that comes pass his house....:p
Corabar Steve
19-12-2009, 11:10 AM
Couple more for Corabar Steve. A Luge That would only solve half the problem. How am I supposed to get from the pavement back to the door?
and a No Parking sign.
Thanks, but I've already got one.
Excalibur
19-12-2009, 11:11 AM
For Peter - A council grant to up date the stagecoach that comes pass his house....:p
At least I know I live in the past. I don't believe I live in a TV Cartoon Series. :p :p :p
Excalibur
24-12-2009, 11:28 AM
Another last minute one I nearly forgot. Rob, abject apologies mate, it must have slipped down the back of the sofa.
Rob James: " Dummies guide to Contract Law" and " Trades descriptions act, the unexpurgated version" . ( Well somebody's going to challenge "Entertainment" in his title before long. ;) :D :D. )
rob1963
24-12-2009, 12:51 PM
Rob James: " Dummies guide to Contract Law" and " Trades descriptions act, the unexpurgated version" . ( Well somebody's going to challenge "Entertainment" in his title before long. ;) :D :D. )
:lol:
In return, a nice book for your good self, Peter:
"The advantages of having neighbours"
:D :D :D
simonp
26-12-2009, 11:51 PM
Charlie Brown - a new hair-do
Max - a bigger bedroom
:lol:
:rofl:
starsoundz a set of the best of the 80' 90's and 2000' cd's
:lol:
Darren says "Everything matters" not counts.
Back to the drawing board on that.
"Everything Counts" - Depeche MODE :D
Charlie Brown
27-12-2009, 12:14 AM
Ahem...
Solitaire Events Ltd
27-12-2009, 01:25 PM
Ahem...
Yes?
Shakermaker Promotions
27-12-2009, 01:30 PM
...and no'one actually remembered me!!?
I was waiting for something like a zip for my gob or handcuffs so I can't write my 'special' threads!
djsteve10
27-12-2009, 01:39 PM
...and no'one actually remembered me!!?
I was waiting for something like a zip for my gob or handcuffs so I can't write my 'special' threads!
How about a new keyboard seems as you have worn the last one out with your posts lol.
Shakermaker Promotions
27-12-2009, 01:43 PM
oH N_o I havEn*t! @?!
djsteve10
27-12-2009, 01:43 PM
oH N_o I havEn*t! @?!
lol is that a standard function then?
Kernow
27-12-2009, 02:06 PM
...and no'one actually remembered me!!?
I was waiting for something like a zip for my gob or handcuffs so I can't write my 'special' threads!
Zipped mouth & handcuffs !! :eek: This is not just presents......this is S&M presents !! :eek:
Wishful thinking Gary ? ;)
:)
Solitaire Events Ltd
27-12-2009, 02:29 PM
...and no'one actually remembered me!!?
I was waiting for something like a zip for my gob or handcuffs so I can't write my 'special' threads!
How about a comb? :D :sofa:
Shakermaker Promotions
27-12-2009, 02:33 PM
**Ahem**
I'll have you know that I shave my head because I am going grey....not bald.....YET!
Cheekster!
rob1963
27-12-2009, 02:55 PM
How about a nice book "Tattoo removal for beginners"?
:sofa:
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