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STEVE HANLEY
08-03-2010, 11:48 PM
This one still makes me laugh years later

3 brothers who all have enormous sized feet Toms shoes are size 12, Harry's are 14 and Dicks are size 18.

One night the 3 brothers are down the pub. Harry says I'm just off to the bar to get the drinks in. Ok say's Dick whilst your doing that I''m off to toilet.

Meanwhile these 3 stunning girls come over and start chatting to Tom and Harry. During the ensuing conversation one of the girls says to Tom and Harry " I hope you don't mind me mentioning it but we couldn't help but notice what enourmous sized feet you both have" to which Harry replies "Thats nothing love if you think these are big wait until you see the size of our Dicks".

Well it made me laugh anyway and still does

JDB Entertainment
09-03-2010, 01:15 AM
Lol! :)

UltraBeat Entertainment
09-03-2010, 07:35 AM
:Laugh:

andyw
09-03-2010, 12:11 PM
i came home last night and found my wife dead in the washing machine, i am totally gutted, it does help though knowing she died in comfort :eek:

Woodyo
11-03-2010, 06:24 AM
Plane is about to crash , air stewardess rushes into the cockpit and screams at the pilot to make her feel like a real woman one more time before she dies. He jumps up from the controls and rips off his shirt ......... OK he replies " Iron this for me please love!"