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Mayhem 1
18-03-2010, 11:03 AM
Gentlemen:

I have got my first party tonight at a school run by Nuns!!!!!

It is going to be an experience to say the least chaps.

Oh by the way,

Q - Why do nuns always go around in two's ?
A - So that one nun sees that the other nun dont get none!!

I'll get my coat...........Taxi!!
Vectis
18-03-2010, 12:31 PM
Three nuns sitting on a park bench when a streaker ran past.

Two of them had a stroke. The other one just missed :p



Nuns on the whole are very nice people. Much more "with it" and down-to-earth than the stereotype suggests. Just treat them as you would anyone else.


(oh, and make sure you've got radio edits :) )
Mayhem 1
18-03-2010, 01:04 PM
Cheers for the advice buddy
Corabar Entertainment
18-03-2010, 01:19 PM
....as a good catholic girl, I can say that most nuns are pussycats!

Tend to be a bit more 'old school' on teaching good behaviour / manners, but then again, that's not a bad thing in my book!
Mayhem 1
18-03-2010, 01:47 PM
Hello Angela,

First time I have spoke to you I think!!

So I should just do my show to the best I can then and I wont have the nuns queuing up to exorsise me at half time!!
Mayhem 1
19-03-2010, 05:45 AM
Oh my goodness what a night guys!!!!


I was not sure what to expect due to the nature of the school (Convent) but I need not have worried they were up for anything.

It was amazing, from the word go I had the floor full and on more than a couple of times all the teachers & PTA people out did the pupils I think they had been on the communion wine in the staff room!!!.

I was asked by one of the mums while she was getting a card "how do you do what you do and get away with it??"

Simples - it is not what you say, it is the way it is said and delivered, if you say it with a cheeky attitude and without any malice then you have won.

Oh by the way I was re-booked for 3 more parties and the summer fete on the spot.

Good times
Starlight
19-03-2010, 06:25 AM
Well done Garry! Sounds like you had a wikid time brother!

Neil.
Mayhem 1
19-03-2010, 06:28 AM
Hiya Neil matey,

Oh yes that I did buddy and some!!!
StarZSoundS
19-03-2010, 06:35 AM
Hiya Neil matey,

Oh yes that I did buddy and some!!!


Part of your knack is you are 51 coming on 8 and three-quarters!!;) ;) ;) Cir


He doesn't need Balloon-Modelling....Plate Spinning....Clown Outfits....:eek: :eek: :eek:
Mayhem 1
19-03-2010, 06:49 AM
Just my warped mind matey