Occupational Hazzards..

[Shaun]

Loud music frying our eardrums
Heavy speakers straining our backs and bodies
Late nights turning our sleeping patterns around
Performing in smoky rooms breathing second hand smoke
Drunk people spraying saliva in our ears requesting crap songs.
Forgetting what it feels like to "be a punter" an go out and enjoy a weekend.




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Yet still we love this job we do. We all need a pay rise for enduring what we have to :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Not a lot you can add to that really....

Second hand smoke is OK, 'till next year when I give up...

[Corabar Steve]

You forgot being kissed by over amerous drunk women (nearly always make Bella Emberg look attractive) for playing their request for them.

These days I do my best to baracade myself in so they can't get to me.

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

You forgot being kissed by over amerous drunk women (nearly always make Bella Emberg look attractive) for playing their request for them.

These days I do my best to baracade myself in so they can't get to me.


Being a John Thompson look-a-like I get my fair share of these too :omg:

[Corabar Steve]

Why is it always the ugly ones?

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Why is it always the ugly ones?

Never used to be :sad:

[GrahamH]

Why is it always the ugly ones?

The ugly ones are always more appreciative :embarasse

[soundtracker]

You've got to have a certain amount of roughage in your daily allowance!

[Pierre Le Sound]

Loud music frying our eardrums
Heavy speakers straining our backs and bodies
Late nights turning our sleeping patterns around
Performing in smoky rooms breathing second hand smoke
Drunk people spraying saliva in our ears requesting crap songs.
Forgetting what it feels like to "be a punter" an go out and enjoy a weekend.




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Yet still we love this job we do. We all need a pay rise for enduring what we have to :D

Banging your head on the roof of the van as you load the gear.
Terminal boredom levels at weddings, playing same old-same old.
Driving home in the summer as it's getting light....body says sleeeeep...brain says WAKE UP!

[Alex - Cream Ents]

The exciting choice between 24 hr garage Ginsters selection or late night take away food...

[Have a disco]

having to live off buffet food cause your running late helped you miss dinner

[BeerFunk]

having to live off buffet food cause your running late helped you miss dinner

Oh yes, with you on that one! :sad:

[ian8limelight]

1. Not another Xmas party with turkey, carrots, ............ and Slade.

2. Do I have to tell the guests, for the umpteenth time, to take their drinks off the dance floor, because we don't want any accidents and I had a wet shower before I came out this evening.

3. Can I de-rig this equipment quicker than last time.

[BeerFunk]

2. Do I have to tell the guests, for the umpteenth time, to take their drinks off the dance floor, because we don't want any accidents and I had a wet shower before I came out this evening.

Or, indeed, the bassbins!

'Guy puts full pint on bassbin cos he cant find a table, see if you can guess what happens next, while we take a commercial break!' :mad:

[pete301067]

don't forget the "please play one more" when it's time to pack up,,,,,then 10 toons l8er u dont want to pack up,,just fall asleep