Oh Dear - How to be a DJ!

[JDB Entertainment]

Well a sponsored link on facebook was this:

www. howtobeadj .co.uk

:Censored: :bang: :bang: :bang:

:eek:

Need I say any more....

Open for discussion! :P

[Jiggles]

The guys based in fife... Shaun can go round and rough him up a bit. :p

[Tony Scott]

Brilliant, I just ordered mine..... beats all this mobile disco tosh!

See ya losers, I'm off to live the high life!!! :D :D

[funkymook]

It could do with a spelling and grammer check!

[gaza]

Ho should of done a " How to be a Wedding cake maker course"

More money in it.:D :D

[OllieJames]

If you're NOT interested in making money or living the lifestyle from being a DJ... you should NOT read any further

Fantastic! :D

Look on the bright side, at least he used "you're" instead of "your" :Laugh:

[Kernow]

Surely "gaining the attention of the opposite sex" constitutes a restrictive covenant ? :eek:

:D :D :D

[Shaun]

The guys based in fife... Shaun can go round and rough him up a bit. :p

If he's such a succesful DJ....how come I've never heard of him (despite him living five minutes away from me)? :)

[spin mobile disco]

There are secrets to being a DJ? Have you guys been keeping me in the dark?
There are no secrets its all pretty straight forward a small amount of common sense, some planning and some seed money and you can start up. But that goes with just about any business.
I bet he ignores the long hours carrying gear in bad access in the pouring rain, dealing with the drunks, the abuse. The maintanance, the pro-dub . the insurance, the music editing, the purchase of the music and them having to memorise the ideal cue points for certain songs etc.

Feel free to add to the list im sure i missed something. Rant over damn these pain killers are good if no one likes what I type I can blame it on the morphene lol.

[funksoulbrother]

I would appear that this guy djs (sometimes) at those well known international venues such as, (no disrespect the the Scottish people on this forum) Maggie Mays and Mcsorleys Music Bar in Glasgow. Mcsorleys apparently do good pubgrub!!!!

:whistle: :jawdrop:

I knew I should have taken on more pub work, missed out:(

:zip:

[rob1963]

I'm tempted to buy this just to find out what the secrets are that the top DJs don't want him revealing.

What a load of :Censored:

[DJWilson]

Its nice of him to put in free templates and a free program (audacity) in one place for a small fee :) :lol: