Sales pitch.

[Excalibur]

If he can't pitch it in English, I ain't buying. I can get the gist of it, it's pretty universal. :( :(

Buongiorno,
Vi contatto per proporre una collaborazione tra i nostri siti web.
Propongo uno scambio di links (o banner) con il vostro sito per migliorare l'indicizzazione su google e incrementare il traffico diretto verso i siti linkati.
Gestisco oltre a blogsformoney.com numerosi siti dai quali posso offrire links.
Se interessati alla mia offerta contattatemi all'indirizzo [email protected].
Cordiali saluti,
Fabio

( I don't know how to link to an email. )

[SC Events]

Well this is how it roughly translates from Italian in to English:

Hello,
I am contacting you to propose a collaboration between our websites.
I propose an exchange of links (or banners) with your site indexed on google to improve and increase the traffic to the linked sites.
I manage blogsformoney.com and have many sites from which I can provide links.
If interested in my offer please contact me at.....etc

[rob1963]

Translation:

I'm contacting you in order to propose a collaboration between our websites. I propose an exchange of links (or banners) with your site in order to improve indexing on google and increasing the traffic directed towards the two linked sites. I manage blogsformoney.com with numerous sites from which I can offer links. If interested in my offer please contact to me at [email protected]. Sincerely yours, Fabio

:D

Edit: Looks like me & Scott are on the same wavelength!

[Kernow]

If he can't pitch it in English, I ain't buying. I can get the gist of it, it's pretty universal. :( :(

Buongiorno,
Vi contatto per proporre una collaborazione tra i nostri siti web.
Propongo uno scambio di links (o banner) con il vostro sito per migliorare l'indicizzazione su google e incrementare il traffico diretto verso i siti linkati.
Gestisco oltre a blogsformoney.com numerosi siti dai quali posso offrire links.
Se interessati alla mia offerta contattatemi all'indirizzo [email protected].
Cordiali saluti,
Fabio

( I don't know how to link to an email. )


Don't know if it's proper Italian, but select reply and above the original message type "excrementare concretia et rectus introducio, gratis" ? :D :D :D

[Excalibur]

Either we're replete with polyglots, or somebody knows where the "translate into English " button lives. ;) Without even trying, I'd sort of gleaned that lads, as I said. ;)

Kernow, as usual, you're talking my kinda language. ;) ;) :D :D :D

[mikeee]

Abridged translation:
Put my links up so that I get more traffic and earn more money :D

[Excalibur]

Abridged translation:
Put my links up so that I get more traffic and earn more money :D

And my reply in French:

Sur votre bicyclette.

[SC Events]

Edit: Looks like me & Scott are on the same wavelength!

Spooky!...Let's hope it doesn't happen too often :lol: :D


Either we're replete with polyplots, or somebody knows where the "translate into English " button lives. ;)

Ahh Peter, i'm not just a pretty face you know.....


....mind you, i'm not even that haha :D :D :D

[rob1963]

Either we're replete with polyplots, or somebody knows where the "translate into English " button lives. ;) Without even trying, I'd sort of gleaned that lads, as I said. ;)

Knowing the Italian language is one of my hidden talents.

It's thanks to having an Italian girlfriend for three years who taught me the language, as well as learning from many trips to Italy with her.

[Kernow]

Kernow, as usual, you're talking my kinda language. ;) ;) :D :D :D

A severed horsehead on the pillow looks so contemporary ;)

:D :D :D

[Excalibur]

Knowing the Italian language is one of my hidden talents.

It's thanks to having an Italian girlfriend for three years who taught me the language, as well as learning from many trips to Italy with her.

Just sometimes Rob, you amaze me. In a good way. :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

And my reply in French:

Sur votre bicyclette.

May I just remind members of rule 23


23. All communication should be in the English language and text language should not be used.

:D :D :D :D

[Excalibur]

May I just remind members of rule 23



:D :D :D :D

Guilty as charged.










As usual

















Mind you, Fabrizio started it. ;)

[rob1963]

Just sometimes Rob, you amaze me. In a good way. :D :D :D

That's nice to hear...even though my entire post which you quoted was all complete rubbish!

I just cut & pasted your text into an Italian to English translation site!

:sofa:

[Kernow]

That's nice to hear...even though my entire post which you quoted was all complete rubbish!

I just cut & pasted your text into an Italian to English translation site!

:sofa:


I was immediately suspicious when I saw the word 'girlfriend' Rob ;)

:)

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

I was immediately suspicious when I saw the word 'girlfriend' Rob ;)

:)

:lol:

[rob1963]

I was immediately suspicious when I saw the word 'girlfriend' Rob ;)

Little do you know...This time 10 years ago I was on the verge of getting married!

:eek:

[SC Events]

Little do you know...This time 10 years ago I was on the verge of getting married!

...And then you saw sense??? :lol:

Life imprisonment is only 25 years, Marriage is forever! :D

[rob1963]

...And then you saw sense??? :lol:

Life imprisonment is only 25 years, Marriage is forever! :D

Too true, Scott...I had a lucky escape!

:D :D :D

[Mark Wild]

I was immediately suspicious when I saw the word 'girlfriend' Rob ;)

:)

Classic ! LOL

[Kernow]

Little do you know...This time 10 years ago I was on the verge of getting married!

:eek:


But Thai is not the same as Italian !! :p

:D :D :D

[Starlight]

Translation:

I'm contacting you in order to propose a collaboration between our websites. I propose an exchange of links (or banners) with your site in order to improve indexing on google and increasing the traffic directed towards the two linked sites. I manage blogsformoney.com with numerous sites from which I can offer links. If interested in my offer please contact to me at [email protected]. Sincerely yours, Fabio

:D

Edit: Looks like me & Scott are on the same wavelength!
Impressive. How did you get the translations?

Neil.

[rob1963]

Impressive. How did you get the translations?


There's a clue in this post:


I just cut & pasted your text into an Italian to English translation site!

:D

[Starlight]

That's nice to hear...even though my entire post which you quoted was all complete rubbish!

I just cut & pasted your text into an Italian to English translation site!

:sofa:
Are free online translators good at translating large amounts of words like that? I've used 1 from Google and wen't to have my websites in different languages (French, German, Turkish etc) and it worked out that the free translator wasn't very good with long paragraphs :( Or even on short 5-10 word sentences, I used to translate from English to French and then do a French to English reversal on the same few words and the wording was different to what I had originally :(

Neil.

[rob1963]

Are free online translators good at translating large amounts of words like that? I've used 1 from Google and wen't to have my websites in different languages (French, German, Turkish etc) and it worked out that the free translator wasn't very good with long paragraphs :( Or even on short 5-10 word sentences, I used to translate from English to French and then do a French to English reversal on the same few words and the wording was different to what I had originally :(

Neil.

I've never tried them with long paragraphs, but they're good enough for my purposes...although you DO have to re-word things a bit after using it to translate something into English...so I definately wouldn't use it as a reliable tool to translate something from English into a foreign language.

[Excalibur]

I've never tried them with long paragraphs, but they're good enough for my purposes...although you DO have to re-word things a bit after using it to translate something into English...so I definately wouldn't use it as a reliable tool to translate something from English into a foreign language.

I definitely wouldn't either. ;) :D :D :D

[rob1963]

:sofa:

[Kernow]

I definitely wouldn't either. ;) :D :D :D

Must be the English/Rubbish translator ;)

:D :D :D

[Babybob]

Little do you know...This time 10 years ago I was on the verge of getting married!

:eek:


...And then you saw sense??? :lol:

Life imprisonment is only 25 years, Marriage is forever! :D

I think it was his ex girlfriend that saw sense....;)