Quotes.

[Excalibur]

Seen/heard any good ones? Found this, and felt it had a certain relevance to our line of work.

“One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.”

[DJWilson]

"If you can't fix it with gaffa tape you haven't used enough."

[Penfold42]

"If you can't fix it with gaffa tape you haven't used enough."

:lol:....i've seen that one. :D

[SC Events]

My favourite quote is (I wonder why lol):

"For once you have tasted flight, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return" - Leonardo Da Vinci

I also like:

"I got the need...the need for speed!" - Top Gun

AND

"I think the phrase rhymes with clucking bell!" - Blackadder

[Jiggles]

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Corker that :D

[rob1963]

"If popping round to your neighbour involves a one hour drive, your name's Peter"

:D

[Excalibur]

"If popping round to your neighbour involves a one hour drive, your name's Peter"

:D

" If popping round to your mate's involves a two hour drive, your name's Rob" :p :D :D :D :D

[rob1963]

" If popping round to your mate's involves a two hour drive, your name's Rob" :p :D :D :D :D

:lol:

We all know YOUR favourite quote, Peter "Excalibur can do your disco for £60"

[Excalibur]

:lol:

We all know YOUR favourite quote, Peter "Excalibur can do your disco for £60"

Well yeah Rob, but in my defence, for that sort of money you get 50% extra lighting, and 75% extra sound. ;)

[Jonny Boy]

"Life is like being a pube on a toilet rim...some days you'll just get pee'd off.":p

[rob1963]

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"

:D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Lets keep this family friendly please guys.

[jeff wood]

Somedays you're the windscreen...

Other days you're the bug !



Thats my one :)

[RabbittsKaraoke]

Life is like a box of chocolates..... ;)

[rob1963]

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

[funkymook]

Before you criticise someone you should walk a mile in their shoes....
That way when you criticise them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

[DJWilson]

"Right, lets fire up the quattro!" :D

[Kernow]

"If you can keep your head, while all around are losing theirs..............


........... you're flying the helicopter upside down !!" ;)

[Excalibur]

"If you can keep your head, while all around are losing theirs..............


........... you're flying the helicopter upside down !!" ;)

]"If you can keep your head, while all around are losing theirs..............
you haven't understood the gravity of the situation"

[Penfold42]

Grass is always greener on the other side!

WTF.....yeah right.....only beacuse it's full of weeds and you cant be bothered to do a bit of weeding.

[Booche]

The two that ill always remember is

"Act in haste repent at leisure" and also "Crazy is what crazy gets"

No idea who originally said those but it was my mother who told me them lol

Cheers Dave :)

[Penfold42]

I once heard someone say -
'It's a rum old world' and another person said....'No it's a lovely world with rum people in it.'

Just aboiut say's it all for me.

[robbiedj]

Just a short one............


When God made man ....................










She was only joking! :D

Carol (not Rob)

[STEVE HANLEY]

Some people cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they leave.

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

I can resist everything but temptation.

We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.


Oscar Wilde

The bloke was a legend:beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[Penfold42]

'Those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter....!'

[rob1963]

Here's one for the romantics...

"To the world you're one person...but to one person you're the world"

:D

[Penfold42]

Here's one for the romantics...

"To the world you're one person...but to one person you're the world"

:D

Oh please......pass me the sick bucket!

[Excalibur]

Here's one for the romantics...

"To the world you're one person...but to one person you're the world"

:D

And here's one for the cynics.
" Marriage is a wonderful institution.




But who wants to live in an institution? "

[rob1963]

:Laugh:

[Penfold42]

And here's one for the cynics.
" Marriage is a wonderful institution.




But who wants to live in an institution? "

:lol:

Now I like that one...;) :p :D

[Mark Wild]

" In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again? "

[Excalibur]

:lol:

Now I like that one...;) :p :D

Somehow, I thought you might. ;)

[Booche]

Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jelly to a tree

[robbiedj]

Life's too short to drink cheap wine! :wine:

[Excalibur]

Life's too short to drink cheap wine! :wine:
You mean there's another kind? :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Kernow]

"The world is your oyster....... but only in months containing an R !!"

[robbiedj]

Another one from Carol:-

The lesson of history is that no one learns the lesson of history.