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Booche
05-05-2011, 07:58 AM
Just seen this on a friends facebook post and it made me smile a fair bit.

How do you expect kids to listen to their parents...

Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes back home at midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Aladdin is the king of thieves, Batman drives at 320 KM/h, Sleeping beauty is lazy, and Snow white lives with 7 guys.

We shouldn’t be surprised when kids misbehave! They get it from their story books.
Charlie Brown
05-05-2011, 08:10 AM
:lol:

Very good.
WWDJ
05-05-2011, 08:12 AM
Absolutely true. A lot of the old kids stories have violence in them and a wicked stepmother. What were the fathers thinking when they married these :Censored: :D
gaza
05-05-2011, 09:07 AM
Absolutely true. A lot of the old kids stories have violence in them and a wicked stepmother. What were the fathers thinking when they married these :Censored: :D

That's right and when you think about it most nursey rhymes are nasty, in fact if you try to think about a nice ending nursery rhym it is very hard, now there a challenge for every one.
Kernow
05-05-2011, 10:37 AM
That's right and when you think about it most nursey rhymes are nasty, in fact if you try to think about a nice ending nursery rhym it is very hard, now there a challenge for every one.

"Don't worry Mrs. Dumpty,........ we have trained negotiators talking to your son right now ! ";)
Mark Wild
05-05-2011, 10:45 AM
That's right and when you think about it most nursey rhymes are nasty, in fact if you try to think about a nice ending nursery rhym it is very hard, now there a challenge for every one.

How depressing, I just looked for one, couldn't find one. I've never really thought about nursery rhymes lyrics before.

Goosey Goosey Gander where shall I wander,
Upstairs, downstairs and in my lady's chamber
There I met an old man who wouldn't say his prayers,
I took him by the left leg and threw him down the stairs.
Larry B Entertainment
05-05-2011, 10:46 AM
Snow white lives with 7 guys.

And I bet every one of them is on benifits with bad backs :D
Booche
05-05-2011, 10:48 AM
Mary had a little lamb
she took it to a Wedding
She tied it a lampost
And .....................................

Wrong type sorry errmmm

Twinkle Twinkle little star
How i wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
Twinkle Twinkle little star
How i wonder what you are.

Well i'm guessing it's a star lol
Mark Wild
05-05-2011, 10:49 AM
Jack & Jill went up the hill for something to eat,
Jack fell down on a razor blade and Gillete.
simonp
05-05-2011, 01:32 PM
Jack & Jill went up the hill for something to eat,
Jack fell down on a razor blade and Gillete.

:Tumble: TAXI for Wild
Booche
05-05-2011, 03:03 PM
:Tumble: TAXI for Wild

More http://i1141.photobucket.com/albums/n600/23BelleSt/crazy-crazy-mad-straight-jacket-smiley-emoticon-000187-large.gif then TAXI lol