Things that people say that get on your nerves!

[Shakermaker Promotions]

'Bruv' - Chavvy to the extreme. I hate it when someone says "Alright Bruv". I'm not your 'Bruv', I don't even know you and if I did know you....why are you calling me 'Bruv'? I have one brother and that's enough for me.

'Fella' - One of the worst. Why is it that more and more people seem to be saying this? "Cheers Fella"..."Alright Fella"..etc etc... Yes, I am Male, I'm a Man, A Bloke etc etc....and to some, yes...a Fella but what is the point? It would probably sound stupid I guess if it was said how it is supposed to be said and that's "Fellow". At my residency, the General Manager always says "Cheers Fella"....AArrgghhhhh!!

So...there you go, I've started the ball rolling. Let's have some more.
The reason I mention these 2 examples is that I have been called both of them over the past 24 hours.

[Sapphire Disco]

Can you play it NOW :mad:

[WWDJ]

"we don't stock a bigger size ..."

[discomobiledj]

I hate people using Bruv. It really annoys me.

And the other one...."Can you play it again?"

[ppentertainments]

My mate does discos too

[Megamix]

I hate it when people start a sentence with "Listen...."

[Booche]

Listen Bruv my mate does discos so can you play it again NOW cheers Fella :sofa:

[minty]

Alright geezer....can you put on.....it's a banging track "BRUV" init,,,nice one cheers fella!!!

That talk really really really:Censored: winds me up!!!!

[Cowlinn]

"at the end of the day"

"not gonna lie"


Aghhhh!! :D

[Kernow]

"The point of the matter is ... "

I also hate when people use "appeal" or "protest", without using "against" :mad: :mad: :mad:

[wensleydale]

Life's too short- people will often say stuff you dont like or dont agree with, but hate is a very strong word- what's the point of getting annoyed by it?

[Booche]

I'm suprised no-one has mentioned the one that crops up and we all mention it lol

"Well sid said he can do it for £60 can you do it for that"

[DJWilson]

I always say fella :lol:

Can't stand the essex chat, don't be jel, be reem :Censored:

[DeckstarDeluxe]

I say fella all the time!

[AndyC]

It's saturday night guy comes up says "hi i'm a friend of the bride and a club Dj can I have a go"..............














...........eh NO

[Glenski]

Scuse me mate "Have you got that song ? You know the one... It goes like... bah brmmmm bip bop de da like !!!"

Or

Karaoke:

(them) Hey! have you got Adele - Someone Like You?
(Me) Yes, it's in my song book :)
(them) Great, can i sing it please
(Me) Sorry! but it has already been done, and i don't repeat songs
(them) Oh! ... but i can do it better than the last person
(Me) I'm sure you can (smiles) but someone has already done that song tonight

...

Within my karaoke i try not to repeat any song requests, it's just something that i do :)

Thank you

Glenn

[hammy]

My main hate at the moment is 2012 pronounced "twenty twelve" this really gets my goat as in 2008 people didnt say "twenty oh eight" so for future reference its pronounced "two thousand and twelve"

[leelive]

PAT Tested (Portable Appliance Tested Tested!!)
PIN Number (Personal Identification Number Number!!)

[DJ Paulie]

'What are you playing next ?' while trying to look at what I have cued up or in my sidelist. Sometimes change it just to annoy them if they go away before the next song !

[yourdj]

I am "touching base" about .....

Just American corporate drivel too me.

Have these people ever played a round of baseball?

[Excalibur]

" I tidied the wires after I took the picture"
"Less is more"
" I would of done this"
" The function room is upstairs, and the lift's broken".
" No you can't have access till they've finished in about two hours."
( And ten minutes after those two hours) "Aren't you ready yet? "
" You'll have to leave room for the band. "

[supersound]

Life's too short- people will often say stuff you dont like or dont agree with, but hate is a very strong word- what's the point of getting annoyed by it?

Agree,as long as the desired message has been put across and understood thats OK.
What I find Annoying is a thick set Scottish Accent that I cant understand.

Paul


" I tidied the wires after I took the picture"
"Less is more"
" I would of done this"
" The function room is upstairs, and the lift's broken".
" No you can't have access till they've finished in about two hours."
( And ten minutes after those two hours) "Aren't you ready yet? "
" You'll have to leave room for the band. "

Another one for Pete.

"No one told me this was quick setting concrete Im standing in"

[Corabar Entertainment]

What I find Annoying is a thick set Scottish Accent that I cant understand.Annoying?
....and you chose to put that comment in a thread about things that people say that get on your nerves?

I'd stay away from all of our Scottish members if I were you. You'll be lucky to get out alive!

[soundtracker]

My main hate at the moment is 2012 pronounced "twenty twelve" this really gets my goat as in 2008 people didnt say "twenty oh eight" so for future reference its pronounced "two thousand and twelve"

:) So when was the first world war?:p

[Shaun]

I'd stay away from all of our Scottish members if I were you. You'll be lucky to get out alive!

I tend to just ignore Ignoramuses. :)


:) So when was the first world war?:p

One thousand nine hundred and fourteen to one thousand nine hundred and eighteen of course! :zip:

[soundtracker]

I tend to just ignore Ignoramuses. :)

Its for the best!:)

[funkymook]

My main hate at the moment is 2012 pronounced "twenty twelve" this really gets my goat as in 2008 people didnt say "twenty oh eight" so for future reference its pronounced "two thousand and twelve"

So what about 1066? (and all that).

[Excalibur]

"I'm sorry Sir, we don't sell Real Ale".
"That will be two pounds per pint,please. "
"You can't park that there".
"The sole power supply is three hundred yards in that direction".
"Your disco doesn't draw more than three amps, does it?
"Well it's always worked for our regular disco".
" Our regular disco has always had plenty of room".

[Mark Wild]

"Been there, done that, got the t-shirt"
"Nom Nom"
"Google is your friend"
People who say 'pacific' instead of 'specific'

[Excalibur]

"Been there, done that, got the t-shirt"

But I have. And I've eaten most of the pies as well. ;) :D

[DeckstarDeluxe]

Surprised this hasn't been mentioned.....

YouTube - ‪I Know A Song That Gets On Everybody's Nerves‬‏

[Kernow]

I tend to just ignore Ignoramuses. :)
One thousand nine hundred and fourteen to one thousand nine hundred and eighteen of course! :zip:
:confused: :confused: :confused:
Phew !!, thank god for
http://translate.google.com/#
:p ;)
:sofa:

[DJ Paulie]

I get annoyed by a few sayings here, but starting to use them myself now !
'I bet them/won them' meaning beat
'you know what I mean ?'
'what's the story ?' (I'll never use that one !)
'like' at the end of every sentence
'avail of this offer' I know it's right but just sounds wrong to me ! I always thought it should be 'advantage of this offer'

[Shaun]

:confused: :confused: :confused:
Phew !!, thank god for
http://translate.google.com/#
:p ;)
:sofa:

:boxer2: :d

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"Is everything OK with your meal sir"

No, it's not, I keep getting interupted asking if everything is ok.....

[Nexus]

"Big Issue?"

[Cowlinn]

"Big Issue?"

:lol:

[DJ Paulie]

another one is 'got any spare change/smoke ?' I sometimes reply 'I don't know, I haven't finished my life yet !'

[Javlingames]

When dealing with computer issues ''it must be your end''. That drives me insane.

[Shakermaker Promotions]

"Darling" is another one but in a certain context.
For example - There's a programme on TV at the moment called "The Hotel Inspector" (or something like that) and the inspector is a woman that uses 'Darling' around 20 times during the show. It's a posh thing I think but I find it condescending.

[axeman]

i get vexed when people ask/request a song in a negative way..i.e.

"have you not got the shufflin song"

and often reply in an equally negative manner,

"no, i have got it"

[Larry B Entertainment]

"Darling" is another one but in a certain context.

Yes its in this context :D

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/96/Blackadder_4_captain_darling.jpg&imgrefurl=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Blackadder_4_captain_darling.jpg&usg=__ZSmYmrt3c378TWfoTvxayC0UJLg=&h=285&w=330&sz=18&hl=en&start=0&sig2=8sKDlSSl19nlZMGzcbSpzw&zoom=1&tbnid=XXVFg4DqH4iGlM:&tbnh=132&tbnw=149&ei=uK4JTuO0D4qaOquXpI4B&prev=/search%3Fq%3Ddarling%2Bblackadder%26um%3D1%26hl%3D en%26safe%3Dactive%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1600%26bih%3D6 98%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=375&page=1&ndsp=35&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&tx=87&ty=65

[Cowlinn]

i get vexed when people ask/request a song in a negative way..i.e.

"have you not got the shufflin song"

and often reply in an equally negative manner,

"no, i have got it"


:lol: me too

[sweetie]

annoying guy the other night - i'm a real dj, I use 1210s
me - and do you make a living with them or play around in your bedroom?
guy sheepishly doesnt answer and walks away

[Paul James Promotions]

"have you not got the shufflin song"



We had that one at the weekend too, "can you play shufflin" :D