Thank You

[ppentertainments]

I would like to thank people who have gone out of their way to help me this week.

Firstly HSBC and Lloyds bank. They take security very seriously and daily update me with reports of unusual behaviour on my account – an excellent service, especially considering I do not even bank with them.

The numerous companies who can all claim the number one spot of google for the same search string provided I hand over some money. I have left this as not sure how numerous companies can ALL claim the same google slot, but handy to know there are people out there who can do this.

Yell and Thomson Directory who can provide me with loads more work when I am quiet. Great to know again that by parting with a bit cash, they will ensure clients will book me for the services, and fees, I have in place.

The £3000 I receive from an accident I had will be very welcome. Even more so considering I have never been in an accident for the past 15 years, never mind the past 3 years.

The kind man from ‘the police’ who will advertise my business on their calendar next year. Again it does involve parting with money but rest assured it is helping a good cause. Unfortunately there must have been a poor phone connection as when I asked for his business address and contact details the phone went dead.

Also I am safe in the knowledge that should my sex life suffer at any point I can have my manhood increased in size and should the little (or by then maybe large) fellow fail to perform there is a blue tablet available to assist.

I can’t end without thanking Vistaprint – unfortunately I missed there one day, never to be repeated offer. Thankfully they have seen sense and are repeating the one day only offer (under different names) every day this week.

In this world we live in it is pleasing to know that such people are out there to assist and help us where possible :) :)

[Charlie Brown]

:lol:

Bloody brilliant.

[Gareth]

Made me smile!

[Sapphire Disco]

Very good.

I wish I had a tenner for every call I've had claiming to be Vodafone, telling me my contract is up and they can get me a new phone and better deal.

[hammy]

Fantastic post, Absolute classic

[MikeW]

Don't want to hijack the thread, but I had an email, claiming to be from the inland rev, saying I was due a refund of £260. All I had to do was give them the bank details that I wanted the money paid into!!!! :eek:

[Digital Jack]

Don't want to hijack the thread, but I had an email, claiming to be from the inland rev, saying I was due a refund of £260. All I had to do was give them the bank details that I wanted the money paid into!!!! :eek:


Was his name George ?http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NiGVhLfApeU/TNfADmjW8rI/AAAAAAAAABQ/lUWpu7KVIKE/S220/george-phone-jacker-300x225.gif

[MikeW]

Was his name George ?http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NiGVhLfApeU/TNfADmjW8rI/AAAAAAAAABQ/lUWpu7KVIKE/S220/george-phone-jacker-300x225.gif

Well actually :)

[CRAZY K]

I would like to thank people who have gone out of their way to help me this week.

Firstly HSBC and Lloyds bank. They take security very seriously and daily update me with reports of unusual behaviour on my account – an excellent service, especially considering I do not even bank with them.

The numerous companies who can all claim the number one spot of google for the same search string provided I hand over some money. I have left this as not sure how numerous companies can ALL claim the same google slot, but handy to know there are people out there who can do this.

Yell and Thomson Directory who can provide me with loads more work when I am quiet. Great to know again that by parting with a bit cash, they will ensure clients will book me for the services, and fees, I have in place.

The £3000 I receive from an accident I had will be very welcome. Even more so considering I have never been in an accident for the past 15 years, never mind the past 3 years.

The kind man from ‘the police’ who will advertise my business on their calendar next year. Again it does involve parting with money but rest assured it is helping a good cause. Unfortunately there must have been a poor phone connection as when I asked for his business address and contact details the phone went dead.

Also I am safe in the knowledge that should my sex life suffer at any point I can have my manhood increased in size and should the little (or by then maybe large) fellow fail to perform there is a blue tablet available to assist.

I can’t end without thanking Vistaprint – unfortunately I missed there one day, never to be repeated offer. Thankfully they have seen sense and are repeating the one day only offer (under different names) every day this week.

In this world we live in it is pleasing to know that such people are out there to assist and help us where possible :) :)

:D :D :D

And I thought I was the only one so lucky--theres two of us;)

[ppentertainments]

Don't want to hijack the thread, but I had an email, claiming to be from the inland rev, saying I was due a refund of £260. All I had to do was give them the bank details that I wanted the money paid into!!!! :eek:
Oh forgot about that e-mail, how silly of me. That's correct the Inland Revenue want to refund me some money - all I do is let them know my bank details and they will very kindly refund me. Must pop off and do that straight away :)