The bitterest pill.

[Excalibur]

Hey, what a great song title that would make. :D Well it's time to work out whether to laugh or cry.

More than one person owes me a :beer1: or two, and the accepted form is to collect 'em at BPM. Usually works superbly. Well there's a problem with the cunning plan, Baldrick.

Since Easter, I've been diagnosed with Atrial Fibrillation ( cue some serious Googling ) and it's apparently treatable at this stage with tablets. I'm now on loads and loads of ones for different things. So far, so good.

Only problem is, Alcohol clashes with the Rat Poison I'm on, so I can only have a small sherry every now and then. Really bad news, but not unworkable. Except the Beta Blockers I'm on as well mean that if I have a drink with them, I'll fall asleep.:( :(

So there you have it, to all intents and purposes, I'm teetotal. :eek: :eek: No more Trusselthwaites Old Sock Rotter for me, sadly. Soft drinks only, effectively. Like I said, :D or :cry:

[Digital Jack]

You can join my club then....

[Shaun]

On the plus side, we now have a designated driver for BPM. Clear out the back of your van and see how many of us can fit in at the end of Sunday night. :D


On a more serious note. You can't take any chances with your health mate. So on that note I'd be happy to drink your quota of alcoholic beveridges. That's how caring I am.

[supersound]

Ahh well P{ete,theres always a contingency plan.Now if all the people who owe you a drink chip in then maybe they can hire one of those scantaly clad ladies with the fury.........ugg boots on at BPM to spend some quallity time with you.


Just a thought ?:-)

[Corabar Entertainment]

Just a thought ?:-)You put thought in to that comment? :confused: :confused:

Are you able to go 10 posts in a row without it descending in to a seedy gutter?

:Censored:

[Excalibur]

On a more serious note. You can't take any chances with your health mate. So on that note I'd be happy to drink your quota of alcoholic beveridges. That's how caring I am.
Shaun, your selfless attitude has brought a tear to my eye. I'm welling up here.


Ahh well Pete,theres always a contingency plan.Now if all the people who owe you a drink chip in then maybe they can hire one of those scantaly clad ladies with the fury.........ugg boots on at BPM to spend some quallity time with you.

Just a thought ?:-)

Nah mate, at my age that's out as well. :( :( Some mates did indeed chip in for a young lady, who turned up on my doorstep, and proclaimed " I'm here to offer you super sex." I looked at her and said" Well you're very pretty, and ten years ago I might have, but now I'll have to settle for the soup". :coat:

[Kernow]

You put thought in to that comment? :confused: :confused:

Are you able to go 10 posts in a row without it descending in to a seedy gutter?

:Censored:

Hopefully this may follow the pattern that from seedy gutters blossom forth leafy suburbs ? ;) :)

[WWDJ]

Some mates did indeed chip in for a young lady, who turned up on my doorstep, and proclaimed " I'm here to offer you super sex." I looked at her and said" Well you're very pretty, and ten years ago I might have, but now I'll have to settle for the soup". :coat:

That's actually quite funny that. I'll have to remember that one :D

All the best :D

[Corabar Steve]

Just a gentle reminder of the rules


19. Posts relating to the following subjects are not permitted (whether in writing or image-related): Drugs, sex, pornography, excessive violence and other related or similar topics are prohibited. MDD strives to maintain a family-friendly atmosphere.

I'm sure there are forums that will allow the above & indeed some that are specifically for some of the above. If you can't refrain from bringing things mentioned in the above rule into your posts, please don't bother posting on this forum & find the appropriate one that you can.

Some of you have had enough warnings, it's time for a hardline approach, sanctions are waiting for the next breach.

[flatliners]

Peter i know you said something was up at the northeast meet i didn't really want to ask. and there was me going on about my IBS.
Even without Booze we will make sure you have good time at bpm.

[Excalibur]

Peter i know you said something was up at the northeast meet i didn't really want to ask. and there was me going on about my IBS.Even without Booze we will make sure you have good time at bpm.

Don't fret mate, I know how debilitating IBS can be. In many ways it's worse than mine, cos at the moment ( and likely in the future) as long as I keep taking the tablets, I'm fine.

Just think. At BPM, we'll have a stone cold sober Grumpy Old Git with a camera. ;)

Ya gotta ask yourself: " Do ya feel lucky? " :D :D :D :D :D :D