Fooled you!

[dj andy allwood]

i win yeah!

[soundtracker]

or not!

[alexperrins]

Maybe it should have read, first one to reply to this wins....? I'm in the lead now! :) Quick, somebody lock the thread!!!

[Paul James Promotions]

Quick, somebody lock the thread!!!

Not a chance :teeth: :teeth:

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Me me me!

[Have a disco]

to slow locking it

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

I win!

Thread locked - HA!

[Paul James Promotions]

Incorrect :D

[Shaun]

hello :p

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

I'll change your priviledges you two if you're not careful!

[Shaun]

Sorry, there's no-one here to take your call at the moment. Please leave a message after the tone.

[Paul James Promotions]

I'll change your priviledges you two if you're not careful!

:omg: :omg:

[Shaun]

*beeeeep*

[Paul James Promotions]

Don't make me delete your posts Elite :D:D:D

[Shaun]

Moi? :)


(ok..I'm done)

[Paul James Promotions]

:thumbs_up :teeth: Good lad

[soundtracker]

is it closed!

[Shaun]

is it closed!

Yes.

[Corabar Steve]

Ah ha!

[Shaun]

Ah ha!

http://www.sitcom.co.uk/alan_partridge/graphics/about1.jpg

[alexperrins]

You didn't lock it again, tut tut!

[alexperrins]

Back of the net!

[spin mobile disco]

Me me, lock thread plz

lol i never win so

congrats whoever is after me :) :)

[dj andy allwood]

thank you cos i win lol

[Corabar Steve]

Think not!

[Paul James Promotions]

<---- Winner :D

[soundtracker]

no........loser!

[ian8limelight]

Ah ha!

This one !!!!!! I WIN ! :teeth:

[Shaun]

What did you win?

[ian8limelight]

What did you win?

A picture of a Norwegian pop group !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Shaun]

Sounds great :omg:

[Corabar Steve]

Nope!

[Corabar Entertainment]

You're all mad! :omg: :teeth:

[Paul James Promotions]

You're all mad! :omg: :teeth:

Good looking and mad actually :teeth: :teeth:

[Corabar Steve]

Who left the door unlocked? :teeth:

[Shaun]

Good looking and mad actually :teeth: :teeth:

Sounds like my CV.

[Corabar Steve]

Mad, bad & dangerous to know :teeth:

[Paul James Promotions]

Do you think we could be on for a record thread length here? :)

[alexperrins]

You will if you leave it open :)

[Shaun]

Have I won yet?

[Candybeatdiscos]

no i have

[Paul James Promotions]

Nooooo

[Candybeatdiscos]

yessss

[Corabar Steve]

Do you think we could be on for a record thread length here? :)
The "just for fun" thread will take some beating

[Paul James Promotions]

The "just for fun" thread will take some beating

Yeah, that was the only one i could think of. Still, worth a go :teeth:

[Corabar Steve]

Lock the doorthe peasants are getting in :teeth:

[Murrough]

Hi its Murrough!

[Shaun]

No...it's Shaun.

[Corabar Steve]

Wouldn't bet on it

[Shaun]

Surefire winner if you ask me.

[Corabar Steve]

What is?

[Shaun]

me being the last person to reply and WIN!!

[Corabar Steve]

Well being as Angela recons I always take far too long to respond to anything, I think it'll be me. :teeth:

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Stop being so childish you lot.:p

[Shaun]

Yeah steve, stop being so childish

*whistles*

[ian8limelight]

Hello everybody .....

[tonymoss]

may be, but not yet. lol

[ian8limelight]

To be the winner .................

[Corabar Steve]

Yeah steve, stop being so childish

*whistles*
You started it :p

[Shaun]

Did not

na na nanana :p

[ian8limelight]

*whistles*

Wolf ones ? :teeth:

[Corabar Steve]

Did too!

[Corabar Entertainment]

Did too what? :confused: (I know.... never going to win if I ask questions!) :embarasse

[Shaun]

Did too what?

Did start it!

What!

Who?


WHat!!


Confused?..yes?...good :)

[Corabar Steve]

Did too what? :confused: (I know.... never going to win if I ask questions!) :embarasse
Start it

[Corabar Steve]

Did start it!

What!

Who?


WHat!!


Confused?..yes?...good :)
You did :teeth:

[Shaun]

Did not...

[Corabar Steve]

Oh yes you did

[Shaun]

did what?

[Corabar Steve]

You know full well :)

[Shaun]

Je ne sais pas

[Corabar Steve]

Je ne sais pas
Ahem!
All communication should be in the English language.
:p

[Shaun]

I guess that excludes all us Scottish members :D

[Corabar Steve]

I guess that excludes all us Scottish members :D
Well Callum at least :teeth: (Sorry :embarasse )

[dj andy allwood]

yeah i started so ill finish :teeth:

[funkymike]

can i have a go?

[alexperrins]

Oh dear, we're not still going with this are we!? :)
My feeling is that it should be....whoever posts the 100th post wins! That'd be tricky.
Or maybe 1000th?
LOL

[soundtracker]

Next person to post is a ****!

[Shaun]

I'm a *@%*

[Corabar Steve]

I'm 4 asterisks :teeth:

[soundtracker]

You can say that again!

[Have a disco]

Point made was 55 now 81

[Candybeatdiscos]

have i won? whats me prize?

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

have i won?

No. :teeth:

[Corabar Entertainment]

Nor have you. :)

[dj andy allwood]

its my party and ill cry if i want to :cry:

[alexperrins]

Wrong thread, that was a different one, remember :teeth:

[Richie]

It's all kicking off again on that OTHER forum. Quick don't bother replying to this thread, just get over there now and see what's happening.






















































I win

[Have a disco]

HMM NO I DO

Im the bigger badger Im mean man

[Corabar Steve]

Yoink! :teeth:

[Jiggles]

HA HA HA HA HA HA



























I win HA HA HA HA HA

[Corabar Entertainment]

What makes you think that? ;)

[Jiggles]

this :teeth:

[Corabar Entertainment]

this :teeth:What? You think you have a winning smile, do you? (Boom, boom! - yes yet another bad joke on this forum :) )

[Jiggles]

What? You think you have a winning smile, do you? (Boom, boom! - yes yet another bad joke on this forum :) )

Can we rename the forum to Bad Jokes UK























































Ye im the winner :teeth:

[KrazyKaz]

NO, I win :-)

[Jiggles]

Hello Im Winning

[KrazyKaz]

Hahaha - it's me!!

[Shaun]

not it's not :p

[KrazyKaz]

yes it is

[alexperrins]

At least i'm 100, so i win my game!

[alexperrins]

Noooo!

[Corabar Entertainment]

Tee hee! :teeth: (Anyway, you changed it to 1000, didn't you?)

[Shaun]

I have nothing to add other than "I want the last word" :)

[Jiggles]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Loosers i WIN

[Shaun]

:omg: :omg: :omg: No, I win :teeth:

[Corabar Entertainment]

C'mon folks.... Let's step this up a bit!!!! Surely we can be a little bit more imaginative than loads of pages of posts saying 'I win'???????!!!!!!!

[Jiggles]

I Win :mad: :teeth:

[Corabar Entertainment]

I was obviously wrong.....

[Jiggles]

I was obviously wrong.....

I started to type before it you posted Ang :teeth:

[alexperrins]

1000, yeah! That's right, ok.. :teeth:

[ian8limelight]

C'mon folks.... Let's step this up a bit!!!! Surely we can be a little bit more imaginative than loads of pages of posts saying 'I win'???????!!!!!!!


WE ALL WIN - coz we belong to MDA :rose:

[Shaun]

C'mon folks.... Let's step this up a bit!!!! Surely we can be a little bit more imaginative than loads of pages of posts saying 'I win'???????!!!!!!!


Very true. I would still win though :D

[alexperrins]

Nice sentiments, thanks Ian!

[Jiggles]

Right, Im one of the youngest kid on this forum if you people were nice (i doubt it :teeth: ) you will let me WIN

[alexperrins]

Nope.

[Jiggles]

Nope.


NASTY :omg: :mad:

[Corabar Entertainment]

Right, Im one of the youngest kid on this forum if you people were nice (i doubt it :teeth: ) you will let me WINNo way - we give you no quarter here...... prepare you the real world :teeth: :teeth:

[Jiggles]

No way - we give you no quarter here...... prepare you the real world :teeth: :teeth:

Oh well it was worth a try, welll i was BEING creative wasn't i :teeth: ;) :rolleyes: :eek:

























Me being creative thats strange :teeth:

[KrazyKaz]

I'm female and as usual, always have to have the last word or two so therefore:-

I WIN

[alexperrins]

Well, I can't be sexist can I? So, let's all be fair about this! :)

[Corabar Entertainment]

I'm female and as usual, always have to have the last word or two so therefore:-

I WIN....but you've got competition with that argument, haven't you? ;)

[KrazyKaz]

Lol ;)

[Jiggles]

Quits everyone lol










































































I WIN :teeth:

[KrazyKaz]

I DON'T THINK SO :teeth:

[Richie]

No Its Not!


EDIT: Dont you just hate it when several posts have been made while you are still typing.

[KrazyKaz]

:) haha :)

[Corabar Entertainment]

No Its Not!


EDIT: Dont you just hate it when several posts have been made while you are still typing.Took a while to type that then, didn't you Richie?.... there's almost half an hour between yours and the previous post! :omg: :omg: :teeth:

[KrazyKaz]

:D So I'm still winning then :teeth:

[Corabar Entertainment]

Depends who's got the most stamina! :omg:

[Jiggles]

AND THE WINNER IS ANGELA















Yeh right its ME

[KrazyKaz]

it's getting near panto season so :-

Oh no you're not :teeth: :teeth:

[Jiggles]

Oh yes i am :teeth:

[KrazyKaz]

no You're Not

[Jiggles]

Oh Yes I Am!!!!!!

[KrazyKaz]

NO YOU'RE NOT :teeth: :teeth:

[Jiggles]

OH YES I AM

[Corabar Entertainment]

Calm down you two!.... there's no need to shout! :teeth: :teeth:

[KrazyKaz]

oh Yes There Is Lol :) :) :)

[Corabar Entertainment]

LOL! :teeth:

[KrazyKaz]

:embarasse sorry, didn't mean to shout :teeth:

[Candybeatdiscos]

can i win then?

[Corabar Entertainment]

You can, but you may not! :teeth:

[Murrough]

In the style of for he's a jolly good fellow).....

The Bear went over the mountain, the Bear went over the mountain
The Bear went over the mountain, and what do you think he saw

He saw another mountain, He saw another mountain
He saw another mountain, and what do you think he did

The Bear went over the mountain..................

and so on until you cant go on... :)

[robbiedj]

Have you all finished now?

:teeth:

[Corabar Entertainment]

You KNOW what's coming next, don't you?....................






















































No, we haven't! :teeth: :teeth:

[funkymike]

oh bugger, have I missed the 100?

[tonymoss]

every loser wins. says phil collins.

It must be me. he he

[funkymike]

every loser wins. says phil collins.

It must be me. he he



No No No, it was Nick berry :teeth:

[tonymoss]

stolen fruit !!!!!! lol :teeth: :teeth:

[Corabar Entertainment]

Nick berry :teeth:
stolen fruit !!!!!! lol :teeth: :teeth:Was that an intentional pun?????????????? :omg:

[tonymoss]

ohhhhh yes says churchhill

[Corabar Steve]

I'm gonna delete ths thread when the post count gets to 999 :teeth:

(We need an evil smilie)

[KrazyKaz]

OK lol

[Arnold_disco]

I win!

[Corabar Entertainment]

Never! (You've heard of 'Monte Carlo or Bust? Well,................... :omg: :omg: ) :teeth:

[Candybeatdiscos]

Boo....i think i have done it - whats the prize?

[Corabar Entertainment]

You think you've done what? ....and can you be arrested for it? :)

[robbiedj]

I'm gonna delete ths thread when the post count gets to 999 :teeth:

(We need an evil smilie)


I see admin is throwing it's weight around again.

:teeth:

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

I see admin is throwing it's weight around again.

:teeth:

As long as that wasn't directed at me, being such a thin bloke and all... :omg: :teeth:

[KrazyKaz]

:omg: It's me ! I win!!

[spin mobile disco]

Last go.........Its me !


Takes a bow

I'd like to thank the little people.

The smurfs.

Applause

Runs to exit with prize money.

[Richie]

What is the prize anyway?

[Corabar Entertainment]

....Runs to exit with prize money....and is intercepted whilst running down the aisle towards the exit.....

[spin mobile disco]

A bbrilliant back flip a quick trip and im in the corridor pounding to the exit like a cop after a doughnut.

[Corabar Entertainment]

Unfortunately, the cop had been there earlier and dripped some jam from his doughnut on the floor, which spin slips on and falls flat on his back, throwing the prize high up into the air. Meanwhile, the chasing pack catches up with him and as the prize comes back down to earth, it's caught by Angela who manages to dodge the others and run back down the aisle with it

[spin mobile disco]

Ah thinks spin while lying flat on his back, you can keep the prize. The envelope was empty anyway. Already been opening it while running.

It was a hoax it was M&S shopping vouchers.

[dj_ags]

But wait, there has been a twist in the tale :omg:

It seemed that the spot of jam that Spin slipped on wasn't the first that the dopey copper dropped. As Angela ran back down the aisle, the cleaner who has mopped the last bit of jam up forgot to put a "wet floor" sign up :omg: and Angela has slipped on the floor, dropping the prize in the process.

While Angela is crocked on the floor, Ags comes and swoops the prize money and heads straight for the exit ahead. Just outside the exit, there's a crowd of screaming fans waiting to greet the winner of the contest...but Ags can't stop and revel in his success, and runs straight for a back alley.

The other contenders finally get to the exit...but Ags is long gone :teeth:

[dj_ags]

Ah thinks spin while lying flat on his back, you can keep the prize. The envelope was empty anyway. Already been opening it while running.

It was a hoax it was M&S shopping vouchers.

:teeth: LOL :teeth:

[spin mobile disco]

Spin sneaks away to M&S to buy shirt, without footprints up the back from a mob.

[KrazyKaz]

I'd like to thank my family.......

I WIN

[Candybeatdiscos]

As the snappers shoot the next days tabloid front pages...lewnics raises his hand in the air in jubuliant joy at being the ultimate prize fighter...

[Corabar Entertainment]

and whilst he's got both hands in the air, someone (Moi? :) ) comes along and Lewnics falls for a sucker punch! :teeth:

[Candybeatdiscos]

then in a fantastic retailation he swipes angela with a fantastic floor swip scissor kick and reclaims his prize

[Arnold_disco]

I win losers

[Corabar Entertainment]

...but why would you want to win losers? ..... wouldn't it be better to win a prize? :teeth: :teeth:

[Arnold_disco]

i win

[Arnold_disco]

I win that makes you my friend, a loser

[Corabar Entertainment]

I win that makes you my friend, a loserI may be a loser if I am your friend, but you winning does not make me your friend. :teeth:

[dj andy allwood]

hi is everybody glad i started this?????




i win!!! :teeth:




ONE HHHHHUNDRED AND EIIIIGHTTTTTTYYY :teeth:

[Corabar Entertainment]

NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :teeth: :teeth:

[dj andy allwood]

NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :teeth: :teeth:



LOL luv ya too :mad: :teeth:

[Corabar Entertainment]

:rose: :teeth:

[dj andy allwood]

:rose: :teeth:


lol :beer:

[musicbox]

My turn I'M the winner thread CLOSED he he he

[KrazyKaz]

No Pete, I WIN

[Shaun]

http://www.abdn.ac.uk/~src046/online/images/committee/Ian%20Robotham.jpg

[KrazyKaz]

I think it's only fair to say :

I WIN, I WIN

[musicbox]

OK I have just tossed a coin split you all into groups of 4 and came down to a final winner








and









the












winner




is














ME

[Corabar Entertainment]

Now there's a surprise.... oh dear, I've posted - you've lost: Sorry Pete! :teeth:

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Tsk.....

If you amatuers go to bed too early, there's only ever gonna be one winner...

[Shaun]

Tsk.....

If you amatuers go to bed too early, there's only ever gonna be one winner...


I'm awake...I WIN!

[Corabar Entertainment]

I'm here too! :teeth:

[Shaun]

Battle of the insomniaks huh? :)

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Go to bed, losers...

[Corabar Entertainment]

Who you talking to? Can't see any losers around here :teeth:

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Who you talking to? Can't see any losers around here :teeth:

Not looking hard enough then :teeth:

[Shaun]

Bed?.....sleeps over-rated.

[Corabar Entertainment]

Actually, think I'm going to go and get some.... only got 4 hours last night and it's starting to catch up with me and I've got a very busy day tomorrow as well!

..... I'll just come in and take the title while you're all asleep tomorrow! :)

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Actually, think I'm going to go and get some.... only got 4 hours last night and it's starting to catch up with me and I've got a very busy day tomorrow as well!

..... I'll just come in and take the title while you're all asleep tomorrow! :)

LOSER! :teeth: :rose:

[Corabar Entertainment]

Love you too, Darling! :kiss:

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Thought you were going to bed?

[Corabar Entertainment]

On the phone now :)

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

On the phone now :)

At 10 to 4 in the morning? :omg:

[Corabar Entertainment]

....To Richie! :teeth: :teeth:

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

....To Richie! :teeth: :teeth:

How awful for you.... :teeth:

I think Richie may have rung me in the middle of the night at midday yesterday or the day before.. :omg: :teeth:

[Corabar Entertainment]

Richie says do you want him to ring you now? :teeth:

[Richie]

I wont ring Daz now because he will no doubt be blind drunk and I wont understand a word :)

[Corabar Entertainment]

Darren? Drink? NEVER!!!!!!!! :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Do you mind talking about me as if I'm not here please?

[Corabar Entertainment]

Do you mind talking about me as if I'm not here please?With pleasure - and we already are :)

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Not I Meant!

Doh!

[Corabar Entertainment]

1-0 to me, I think! :teeth: :teeth:

Anyway, I'm going to quit while I'm ahead and go to bed. Night :sleep:

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

As I said, loser...

I am the winner. Yay!

[Corabar Entertainment]

Morning! :teeth:

[musicbox]

Oh look I'm WNNING again lol :teeth:

[BossmanKaraokeDisco]

Hi Guys
So what do I win lol

[Corabar Steve]

it's caught by Angela who manages to dodge the others and run back down the aisle with itWhat, with your back? Don't fib, you got me to do it :teeth:


Morning

[Candybeatdiscos]

right stop this silly thread now and pass me my prize lol

[Richie]

What do you mean, you haven't won.

[Candybeatdiscos]

but i have

[Shaun]

no you haven't.

[Candybeatdiscos]

yes i have shaun now behave

[tonymoss]

What have i won, how big is it, can i open it now :teeth:

[Candybeatdiscos]

no you cant mate cause u lost.....

[KrazyKaz]

no, the rest of you lose

I WIN

[Corabar Steve]

Nope!

[KrazyKaz]

sorry Steve, you lose!! lol

[Candybeatdiscos]

so do you Krazy

[KrazyKaz]

nope

[Candybeatdiscos]

yup lol

[KrazyKaz]

I'm telling you all, the prize is mine!!

[Candybeatdiscos]

no its not.....this thread is great to get your post count up eh!!!

[KrazyKaz]

indeed it is, but I'm still winning

[Candybeatdiscos]

no your not...how long is this gonna go for#?

[KrazyKaz]

how long is a piece of string???

[Candybeatdiscos]

long?

[KrazyKaz]

very, but I'm happy to be winning at the mo

[Candybeatdiscos]

so am i :)

[KrazyKaz]

:) really?

[Corabar Steve]

Me too! :)

[KrazyKaz]

haha

[Candybeatdiscos]

and me

[KrazyKaz]

me again

[Candybeatdiscos]

type refresh type refresh.....can i sue for RSI?

[KrazyKaz]

hmmm, maybe, but I'm still winning

[Candybeatdiscos]

dj andy allwood started this.....i think he should get the prize

[Candybeatdiscos]

oh & btw i reckon that i win

[KrazyKaz]

I don't think so

[Candybeatdiscos]

OK OK OK...i give up - give Krazy the prize