For the time being

[Excalibur]

I shall not be prominent on here, due to issues at home, which I'm not going to go into detail over. Suffice to say, I'm confident that they will pass, in the foreseeable future, and I will be able to once more post my merry quips and helpful hints.

Until that time comes, I know that the rest of the team will take up the slack, and ensure that the forum runs smoothly, so I guess I'll have to buy them all a :beer1: at BPM for doing my share of the work.

I'll pop in when I can, but that won't be for a while. :( Back soon. :D

[Larry B Entertainment]

Hope every thing works out. Take care :beer1:

[Charlie Brown]

Thinking of you Peter.

Only a phone call away if you need cheering up.

All the best and keep us posted. :beer1:

[Kernow]

Pop in when you can mate, you know you're always welcome when you do.....
and really missed when you don't :beerchug:

[Javlingames]

All the best, will miss your posts.

[DazzyD]

:agree:

What they all said!!

You'll be a miss, Peter. Don't be a stranger for too long!

[hammy]

Look after yourself old-timer :D :D :beer1: :beer1:

[MikeW]

All the best Peter. Hope it all works out ok for you. You will be missed.

[Totally Plucked]

Come back soon Pete :(

[Mark Wild]

Not sure why you're buggering off but hurry back mate ! :)

[Daryll]

As others have said , I am only a phone call / email away , take care pete , see you very soon.

Daryll

[Shakermaker Promotions]

Best of luck whatever it is.

[DeckstarDeluxe]

What am I going to do with the three hours a day I spend trying to work out what your saying in your posts? :D

All the best Peter, see you again soon.

[STEVE HANLEY]

Best wishes from Mary and me, Peter. Hope to have a catch up with you soon

[djtrev]

Take care.Look forward to your return.

[simonp]

Come back soon Peter :D

[Jonathan Ford]

All the best, Pedro.

[Shaun]

Take care buddy. Nice chatting to you this morning, as always. :beer1:

[DJ Paulie]

I echo all the other comments, Peter, hope it all sorts itself out and look forward to your return.

[Dynamic Entertainment]

All the best mate :beer1:

[Alchemy]

Hope everything works out Peter.

[JAMdisco]

Just saw this - hope everything's ok and if you want / need a chat you know where I am - still waiting for you to make an appearance at my quiz night, failing that, I am at the Peacock every Friday night now, might need your earplugs as it's ROCK ROCK ROCK all night....

See you back on here soon my friend :)

[NKR]

I had missed this. Hurry back Peter and I hope all is well in your world.

[Excalibur]

Well folks, you don't get rid of me so easily. :p I can now divulge the reason for my recent enforced absence. It's true that I've recently causing problems here on the forum, and so it was felt that I had to do something about it.

Many folk on here struggle to understand my writings, my flowery language, my verbose utterances, my purple prose. This was obviously unacceptable, so I have just returned from taking some courses designed to cure the problem.

I have passed with honours from a Plain English course. Mind you, it did take over a week to do it, mainly since for the first three days, the instructors couldn't work out anything I was on about!:o :o :o

So, I have now been able to eschew unnecessary and confusing verbal calisthenics, and I'm back here, ready to elucidate the Stygian gloom of ignorance in the most forthright and lucid language.

I have to say also that while I was away, I tried to put my time to good use by taking tuition on various aspects of being a modern DJ. Sadly, I have to confess that I was less successful in these courses. :(

The first one was on Denon MP3 playing equipment, but I was excluded from that course when I advised the instructor that he must have got gear that hadn't had the firmware upgrade to cure the deafness problem, and when I'd spent ten minutes shoutrng at one of the players, I was informed that I had failed.

The second one was on DMX programming, but here I was a less than model pupil also. I was finally excluded from this one when I brought a chicken, bones and other accoutrements for a Voodoo ceremony, because I was sure that was how they were doing it.

Anyway boys and girls, I'm back, I'm raring to go, and I've now been certified as completely fit for purpose. :D :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

No, no idea what he's on about either....:sj:

[Corabar Steve]

The second one was on DMX programming, but here I was a less than model pupil also. I was finally excluded from this one when I brought a chicken, bones and other accoutrements for a Voodoo ceremony, because I was sure that was how they were doing it.
What you need is a Greenwich Instruments GWDMX.

If folks like Toby & Me can master it, anyone can.

[Excalibur]

What you need is a Greenwich Instruments GWDMX.

If folks like Toby & Me can master it, anyone can.

I'll wander off and Google that Steve, ta. Meanwhile, I'm getting quite acceptable results with the Voodoo, thanks. :D

[hammy]

No, no idea what he's on about either....:sj:

Thank gawd for that, I thought I was going mad.:D

[Corabar Steve]

I thought I was going mad.:D
I wouldn't dispute that:sj:, but Peter does have a knack of befuddling even the most coherent of people

[Corabar Entertainment]

...and I've now been certified as completely fit for purpose. :D :D...are you sure that's what you were certified as? :p :D

Glad you're back, Peter. :)

[Corabar Steve]

I've now been certified.That's more like it. :sj: http://planetsmilies.net/vicious-smiley-1763.gif (http://planetsmilies.net) :sj:


To save you Googling http://www.greenwichinst.com/products/GWDMX

[Daryll]

I printer out peters reasons , gave it to my wife , who has a great command of the English language , she smiled , and understood every word , I however.......................:daft:


Daryll

[Kernow]

May I offer hyperthermal felicitations at the recrudescence of 'Baron Samedi' and hope that this will prove inimmiscient ;)

:D :D :D

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

May I offer hyperthermal felicitations at the recrudescence of 'Baron Samedi' and hope that this will prove inimmiscient ;)

:D :D :D

No, you may not. :D

[Kernow]

No, you may not. :D

How people change when they join the Premiership ? :eek:
;) :D

OK can I offer Peter a warmest welcome back and hope he sticks around ? :)

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

How people change when they join the Premiership ? :eek:
;) :D

OK can I offer Peter a warmest welcome back and hope he sticks around ? :)

In plain English, indeed you can. :D

[JAMdisco]

Good to see you back Peter, although I too have not frequented this forum as much as I would have liked, very busy at the moment with a huge IT software installation at work and a lot of disco bookings too

Things are looking peachy at the moment but in this industry I'll enjoy it while it lasts... you never know what's around the next corner... :D