Room 101

[Corabar Steve]

What 5 items would you put in?

[spin mobile disco]

wooden spot boxes,

Fergie london bridge,

Soundlab vasto's,

DJ's who dont tidy up the cables

and anyone who says, ' can I look through your cd's mate'

[Rattz]

boy bands (they're dead, let them die in peace - PLEASE NO MORE :cry:)

remixes (write your own d4mn songs peeps)

anyone who says " it'll fill the dancefloor this tune will mate " (Turn around the dancefloor is full - You Muppet)

other dj's at your gig ( :teeth: )

all drunk people when your working and sober!!!

:teeth:

[magicfm]

The Hoff (and his ****ty song) :mad:
Westlife (go write your own material) :mad:
McFly (never, ever crucify a Queen song again) :angry:
'£70 for 5 hour gig' DJs (who haven't a clue and who steal my work) :mad:
'Can I look through your cds/ I'm a DJ' people at gigs :mad:

:) one item I would dearly like to keep is my :beer:

[dj andy allwood]

erm....

1. Steps (the band if you can call them that)
2. requests for chav songs
3. chavs
4. monday morning
5. the band steps lol

[Dragonfly]

magic i think ull find the hoff rocks !!!

im a dj to people

the old people who sit at the front next to your speakers every gig and whinge all night its too loud and the lights are flashing.

rap music in general

parcans and lightscreens (ooooohh contraversial)

clients that ask for no party music to be played at all

weak venue managers who run when all the kak starts.

the dubliners,pogues,westlife,dana,boyzone (as retaliation for magics earlier hoff comments)

[Corabar Steve]

Modern R&B & People who insist on calling it R'n'B (totally different animal)

Peope who put cigarettes out on the floor when they're stood / sat next to an ashtray

People who make requests leaning over your kit with a full drink in their hand

Reality TV shows

"Annie"

[Corabar Steve]

the dubliners,pogues,westlife,dana,boyzone
How dare you include the Pogues & the Dubliners in with that dross!! :angry: :omg: :teeth: :teeth:

[Dragonfly]

"oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh ....... the sun'll come out tomorrow bet ya bottom dollar that tomorroooooooow"

was purely for the irish connection lol not any reflection on their musical talent lol

[Corabar Steve]

"oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh ....... the sun'll come out tomorrow bet ya bottom dollar that tomorroooooooow"
Number 6: Dragonfly :teeth: :teeth: :teeth:

[Have a disco]

Lets see

1. People whom diss lightboxes as old hat

2. Bombalurina - Itsy teeny weeeny polka dot bikini & Whitney Houston - I will always love you, Celine dione - my heart will go one (Neuk them all)

3. Karaoke singers who just cant sing

4. All record labels whom think DJ's are not promoting there artists all the time

5. Peoiple that request any song buy trying to sing the lyrics because they dont know what its actually called Duh

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Lets see

1. People whom diss lightboxes as old hat




That's at least half the forum gone then... :teeth:

[Thames Valley Discos]

rope lights
tea bags
sandles,
health food
hoovers

[Thames Valley Discos]

That's at least half the forum gone then... :teeth:
only half?

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

only half?
Maybe I was being generous :omg:

[DMX Will]

- Aqua
- Stairs
- Posh venue owners who tell you not to put gaffer tape on the ceiling when its 50ft high
- CRT monitors
- MAPLIN

[dj andy allwood]

- Aqua
- Stairs
- Posh venue owners who tell you not to put gaffer tape on the ceiling when its 50ft high
- CRT monitors
- MAPLIN


stairs? dont you mean steps the band lol

[DMX Will]

stairs? dont you mean steps the band lol

No stairs as in up-stairs function rooms

[Corabar Entertainment]

I was going to ask if you lived in a bungalow then Will :teeth: :teeth:

[Dragonfly]

stairs? dont you mean steps the band lol

yes indeed steps "somethings are better best forgotten"

[Rattz]

- CRT monitors

you mean you'd rather have a screen that only shows the the foreground in any kind of detail and blurs everything else out of recognition, plus changes the colours from reality to something completely different thereby messing up any chance you have of a decent print-out

:teeth: :teeth: :teeth:

[Corabar Steve]

Did you wet the bed or something Rattz? It's bit early in the day for you to make a appearance :teeth:

[soundtracker]

1. People that insist on using old tat on discos' that was crap in the 70's.
2."Txt" language
3. People that start a conversation " How much do you charge"
4. People that come over as tough on forums, that are actually pussycats
5. People that slag off anyone that attempts to do anything to take this industry forward.

[Paul James Promotions]

1. Orange extension cables :mad:

2. People that say that I have a bad sounding system, only to discover that they use Peavey, Skytec or Soundlab

3. Venue owners that think it's ok to block fire exits:omg:

4. Modern R'n'B

5. The Crazy Frog

[Corabar Steve]

4. Modern R'n'B
Oi!! :mad: :D
Modern R&B & People who insist on calling it R'n'B (totally different animal)

[Paul James Promotions]

:) :teeth:

[Danno13]

1. Txt spk
2. Mineral Water
3. Diet Drinks
4. People who don't know how to use motorways properly
5. People who insist on driving at 35-40 everywhere

All depends on my mood at the time though... :)

[Have a disco]

Whoops - meant to hit quote button, and hit edit! :embarasse

[Danno13]

Who says that bringing the industry foward has anything to do with what equipment you use???

I'm pretty sure Pete's post wasn't meant as an attack on you Badger.

[Corabar Entertainment]

Badger, this is a light-hearted thread..... not a serious debate!!!! :omg:

[Rattz]

Did you wet the bed or something Rattz? It's bit early in the day for you to make a appearance :teeth:


naw missus and baby got me up at 5.30 this morn both of them complaining about the other lol


Badger, Badger, Badger where the hell did all that come from!!! Does somebody think they've got a bullseye on their back :omg: :teeth: :teeth:

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

I don't think Pete was talking about the equipment actually.

I think you need to be a more forward thinking Badger, stop dwelling on naff equipment and the past.

Saying it's OK to use old fashioned gear is hardly constructive debate is it?

You are the one who constantly moans about the fact that you have no work and then say it's ok to play upfront tunes at a MOR disco and gear that would look OK 20 odd years ago.

[Have a disco]

Sorry edited first thought and no Im not expecting me to be a bullseye but did feel that the comment was unjust in regards to those with less quality lighting I have seen many other disco's / DJ's do blinding nights with a right pile of pap. But in the sense of the LWP yep I cant wait for it to happen time we had something to say we are professionals and abide by certain rules for too long the cowboys have had it too easy

[Corabar Entertainment]

but did feel that the comment was unjust in regards to those with less quality lighting ... and I repeat, this is supposed to be a light-hearted thread, not a serious debate!

[magicfm]

1. Orange extension cables :mad:

pmsl :) :) :)

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also wats wrng with txt msgs??

[Corabar Steve]

So, has anyone else got stuff they'd like to see in Room 101???

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

So, has anyone else got stuff they'd like to see in Room 101???

Daddylonglegs
Untidy cables
Food that goes off before the sell by date
Sky+ boxes that go wrong
People who drive too closely to me

[Rattz]

room 101

and in goes...

misunderstandings between forum members

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

room 101

and in goes...

misunderstandings between forum members

There would be nothing to talk about then!

[Have a disco]

Coppers that pull you knowing you have probaly done a disco, but there bored and need to keep there quotas up GRRR

twice in 2 nights in a row was like they were waiting for me love wasting there time now when they ask have you been drinking sir and I say yep? Then they follow how much sir "3 pints" I reply, there eyes light up followed with the can you blow into the bag please sir

What I convieniently forget to tell them was 3 pints of Coke with slices of lemon OOOPs

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Coppers that pull you knowing you have probaly done a disco, but there bored and need to keep there quotas up GRRR

twice in 2 nights in a row was like they were waiting for me love wasting there time now when they ask have you been drinking sir and I say yep? Then they follow how much sir "3 pints" I reply, there eyes light up followed with the can you blow into the bag please sir

What I convieniently forget to tell them was 3 pints of Coke with slices of lemon OOOPs

And you wonder why they are waiting for you.... :teeth: