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Daryll
25-11-2012, 11:32 AM
Very good product , slices the following.

Potatoes
Carrots
tomatoes
Fingers ................:Censored:

My own fault for not using the guard , still 2 hours in A&E sorted that one out ,PITA waring a sling, painful lesson , I`ll be careful next time...:)

Daryll

Corabar Entertainment
25-11-2012, 12:14 PM
Ouch! Daryll!

Sounds like it did a really good job on your finger :( Stitches?

Kernow
25-11-2012, 03:18 PM
I did the same several years ago.... but with the 'julienne' additional blade also in operation.
Pulped my digit, hurt like hell........... but a superb 'finger food' spread :D

DazzyD
25-11-2012, 04:19 PM
Hmm. Just wondering why you weren't using the safety handguard? Or is it a blokey thing "Oh, I don't need that - I'm perfectly saf... Aarrghhhh! Quick! Get the first aid kit!! I've lost a leg, now!!!!".

;)

To be fair, these kitchen tools don't look very dangerous seeing as they're "only made of plastic" but their blades are amazingly sharp and dangerous. Especially, I find, the V-Slicer type (I think the JML Super Slicer has a V-Blade). I use a big, heavy steel mandoline in the kitchen - one of the most useful manual tools I have - but you can tell by looking at it that it will hurt you if you don't treat it with respect!!

As they say though, Daryll, once bitten twice shy! I think you'll be more careful next time!! ;)

Ryu
25-11-2012, 04:27 PM
Yup feel your pain Darryl, I've a knuckle scar from something similar. Quite literally gave my sister a knuckle sandwich that day :sick:

Daryll
25-11-2012, 05:08 PM
Ouch! Daryll!

Sounds like it did a really good job on your finger :( Stitches?

no Stitches , it was a clean slice , nothing to stitch to


Hmm. Just wondering why you weren't using the safety handguard? Or is it a blokey thing "Oh, I don't need that - I'm perfectly saf... Aarrghhhh! Quick! Get the first aid kit!! I've lost a leg, now!!!!".

;)

Yep , bloke thing , what can possible go wrong....:muppet:


Yup feel your pain Darryl, I've a knuckle scar from something similar. Quite literally gave my sister a knuckle sandwich that day :sick:

er...........we sat down and ate the potato bake , no sign of the finger tip , draw your own conclusion....;)

Cheersa

Daryll

Excalibur
25-11-2012, 05:19 PM
I use a big, heavy steel mandoline in the kitchen -
Gordon Bennett, not only do you cook, but you give your guests a quick burst on your banjo* as well? Awesome.







*1) The instrument Mandolin lacks the e on the end, but I ignored this for comic effect.
2) Younger readers will need Google again. Older ones will be smiling wistfully as they recall comic genius.

DazzyD
25-11-2012, 10:50 PM
Gordon Bennett, not only do you cook, but you give your guests a quick burst on your banjo* as well? Awesome.







*1) The instrument Mandolin lacks the e on the end, but I ignored this for comic effect.
2) Younger readers will need Google again. Older ones will be smiling wistfully as they recall comic genius.

I see you corrected my spelling (I hadn't closed the window so I was able to check what I'd spelled wrong!). I had missed the "d" out (typo!) and typed it in as "manoline". There's a bit of irony to this as I had actually gone all the way downstairs to the kitchen cupboard to get the box out to the check the spelling as I couldn't remember if it had an "e" on the end or not. When I came back, I typed it with the "e", as it was on the box, and felt quite smug with myself for not calling it a "mandolin" which would have made it the stringed musical instrument that you are referring to. But now I look like a complete :muppet: as I'd missed the "d" out instead!!!

:doh:

Corabar Entertainment
25-11-2012, 11:03 PM
But now I look like a complete :muppet: as I'd missed the "d" out instead!!!

:doh:...but no-one else would've known if you hadn't told us! ;)

DazzyD
25-11-2012, 11:09 PM
...but no-one else would've known if you hadn't told us! ;)

:bang: :Censored:

Jiggles
25-11-2012, 11:57 PM
May I refer the honerable gentalmen to this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhuRkJcZCfI&sns=em

:D Even the pros do it! XD

Kernow
27-11-2012, 08:37 PM
...but no-one else would've known if you hadn't told us! ;)
Really :confused:

May I refer the honerable gentalmen to this video:



Even the pros do it!
:agree:

;)

welby
28-11-2012, 03:39 PM
A bit late to this thread but

these things are deadly!!

My sister-in-law chopped the top of her finger off with one of these.

We disposed of ours (Safely) because even with a "guard/protector" I managed to loose the top of my nail and nearly lost the top of a finger!