Not something you see often

[hammy]

Not something you see often

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh28/hammyloz/20121221_102646_zps4dd334b3.jpg

[Jem]

Cute...

Just seeing that reminded me of a Christmas(ish) email I received recently...

A young man named John received a parrot as a
gift. The Parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious And
laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's
attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music
and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's
vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.

The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got
angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand,
grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the
parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a
minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the
freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms
and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and
actions.. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions
and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and
unforgivable behaviour."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change
in his behaviour, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did ?"

HAPPY CHRISTMAS :o.... I'll get my coat....

[TONYTIGER]

Bit of a myth ,i have a parrot now 54 years old if there were any intentions by the cats that they were in for a tasty snack think again the parrot would kick there ass.There even more clever than the average Dj.:)

[hammy]

Bit of a myth ,i have a parrot now 54 years old if there were any intentions by the cats that they were in for a tasty snack think again the parrot would kick there ass.There even more clever than the average Dj.:)

Kiki (the parrot) is only 3, He will outlive me.

[Kernow]

When I saw the title, I thought it was about a Reading victory celebration ;)
:sofa:

Fantastic pic, shows that, without human intervention, nature has a true symbiosis ?

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

When I saw the title, I thought it was about a Reading victory celebration ;)
:sofa:



Nah, we'll be waiting until next season by the looks of things...:(

[funkymook]

Fantastic pic, shows that, without human intervention, nature has a true symbiosis ?

They're sitting on a sofa! :D