Excalibur
18-01-2016, 06:39 AM
I had a client meeting yesterday, with a lovely young couple, nothing unusual there. What was unusual was the research that had been done. It was as if they'd been reading this forum for a month!
I got the usual PLI question first of all, and then off we headed into areas I don't get asked about enough.
" Do you have backup equipment " ?
They'd been at a recent gig where after a laptop crash, the festivities stopped for a long time, as it was the only playout system.
" What will you do if nobody gets up to dance? How will you interact with the crowd" ?
I'll head round with my trusty cattle prod, and herd the blighters onto the floor. :) Tempting, but I mentioned that I'm happy to put request slips on the tables, and they said they already decided to ask me to do this.
" Will you make announcements as requested" ?
No, I'll have my head down over the decks, mixing up a storm. :D To my credit, I didn't ask them if bears lived in the woods, I just made it clear I'd be more than happy to do so.
" Will you bring advertising material" ?
Such as a couple of seven feet tall roll up banners. No, but I'll have my cards in my pocket.
And one of the best was:
" What's your policy with regards to Cigarettes and Alcohol " ?
Well I'll play it if asked, but I normally play She's Electric. ;);) Don't smoke, and don't usually have a drink at gigs.
A really switched on couple, a pleasure to chat to, they asked if I was happy to play Macarena et al ( and I still didn't question the bears' residential status ), so as you can guess, I'm looking forward to this one, for many reasons.
If only they were all like that.............................................. .........
I got the usual PLI question first of all, and then off we headed into areas I don't get asked about enough.
" Do you have backup equipment " ?
They'd been at a recent gig where after a laptop crash, the festivities stopped for a long time, as it was the only playout system.
" What will you do if nobody gets up to dance? How will you interact with the crowd" ?
I'll head round with my trusty cattle prod, and herd the blighters onto the floor. :) Tempting, but I mentioned that I'm happy to put request slips on the tables, and they said they already decided to ask me to do this.
" Will you make announcements as requested" ?
No, I'll have my head down over the decks, mixing up a storm. :D To my credit, I didn't ask them if bears lived in the woods, I just made it clear I'd be more than happy to do so.
" Will you bring advertising material" ?
Such as a couple of seven feet tall roll up banners. No, but I'll have my cards in my pocket.
And one of the best was:
" What's your policy with regards to Cigarettes and Alcohol " ?
Well I'll play it if asked, but I normally play She's Electric. ;);) Don't smoke, and don't usually have a drink at gigs.
A really switched on couple, a pleasure to chat to, they asked if I was happy to play Macarena et al ( and I still didn't question the bears' residential status ), so as you can guess, I'm looking forward to this one, for many reasons.
If only they were all like that.............................................. .........