Joke Of The Year

[Thames Valley Discos]

Had someone call for new years eve booking. They said" we are looking for a cheap disco as we are on a budget, and looking for the cheapest we can find".
My reply was, yes i can help. I can provide for the evening for £50 .
The reply" ok thanks we will let you know"

WHAT!!!!!!


My £50 quote was a p*** take by the way!!!

[Corabar Steve]

When they ring back tell them they misheard you & you actually said £650

[Thames Valley Discos]

no, i,ll say i,m booked now.. what idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dragonfly]

might have been another disco seeing what you charge for nye???? theyll now be quoting £45 lolol

or theyll be thinking ..... ooooh 50 quid that will be a rubbish disco .... youve got to pay at least 80 to get the best lmao.

[LILLYSTONE]

I Bet All The £50 Discos Are Avoiding The Forums At The Minute As It Seems They're Just Getting Slated For Being So Cheep.

[Silver]

Say that as you hadn't heard back from them since.... you've had to accept another booking for £25! http://planetsmilies.net/happy-smiley-8814.gif That will REALLY pee them off http://planetsmilies.net/party-smiley-555.gifhttp://planetsmilies.net/xmas-smiley-7700.gif

[magicfm]

Silver Please NO Christmas Trees :mad: - it's only November. I've had my fill of Christmas music being piped through shops and these eejits with their trees up. lololol :)

Uncle Scrooge

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[Jiggles]

Bah Humbug :D:D:D:D


http://www.gunung.com/arod/xmas/scrooge.JPG :D

[Silver]

Silver Please NO Christmas Trees :mad: - it's only November. I've had my fill of Christmas music being piped through shops and these eejits with their trees up. lololol :)

Uncle Scrooge

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Ok Magic, message recieved and understood - no TREES! http://planetsmilies.net/kaos-xmas-smiley-5642.gifhttp://planetsmilies.net/xmas-smiley-4622.gif http://planetsmilies.net/xmas-smiley-4623.gif http://planetsmilies.net/xmas-smiley-4606.gif http://planetsmilies.net/xmas-smiley-4600.gifhttp://planetsmilies.net/xmas-smiley-4619.gif

[Corabar Entertainment]

PMSL! :lol:

[magicfm]

Ok Magic, message recieved and understood - no TREES! http://planetsmilies.net/kaos-xmas-smiley-5642.gifhttp://planetsmilies.net/xmas-smiley-4622.gif http://planetsmilies.net/xmas-smiley-4623.gif http://planetsmilies.net/xmas-smiley-4606.gif http://planetsmilies.net/xmas-smiley-4600.gifhttp://planetsmilies.net/xmas-smiley-4619.gif


:angry: :angry: :angry:

lol

[Dragonfly]

what about easter bunnies?????

[Corabar Steve]

what about easter bunnies?????

They don't start until January :D

[Dragonfly]

new year elephants?

[Corabar Entertainment]

In short supply this year, I'm afraid :p

[Silver]

They don't start until January :D

Errrrrrrr.................http://planetsmilies.net/easter-smiley-17735.gif http://planetsmilies.net/easter-smiley-17727.gif http://planetsmilies.net/easter-smiley-17728.gif http://planetsmilies.net/easter-smiley-17732.gif

[Corabar Steve]

Errrrrrrr.................http://planetsmilies.net/easter-smiley-17735.gif http://planetsmilies.net/easter-smiley-17727.gif http://planetsmilies.net/easter-smiley-17728.gif http://planetsmilies.net/easter-smiley-17732.gif

leftovers from this year.

[Silver]

leftovers from this year.

Might be http://planetsmilies.net/tongue-smiley-8855.gif might not be http://planetsmilies.net/eat-drink-smiley-7820.gif