Blatantly stolen from a post on another forum

[Corabar Steve]

a small welsh sausage maker has been ordered to change it's name.

red dragon sausages

why?

because said sausages do not actually contain any dragon meat. thats why.

now in wales we have lava bread which is in fact fried seaweed. no lava, not bread.

but to broaden this a little.

toad in the hole
angel cake
fairy cakes
fish fingers
spotted d!ck
yorkshire pudding


and you can go on. as none of those contain what the name suggests or are made in other places than the name suggests.

but no thats ok.
but some **** faced official decides that people might be gullible enough to believe red dragon sausages might contain real dragon:Laugh:

[Dragonfly]

omg does that mean ive got to dress up in a dragonfly costume at gigs from now on

and magic has to go from table to table doing tricks (no comments) at gigs

and daz has to print his details on the back of playing cards to give out (solitaire)

and you have to feel for simon at big cheese.

not to mention badger !!!!

[Corabar Steve]

:) :) :)

[leighinstoke]

I better make sure I've a copy of the A2Z of the local area on me then seeing I'm A2Z Roadshow....

Dumb innit?

[Dragonfly]

steve thats very funny indeed lol


I better make sure I've a copy of the A2Z of the local area on me then seeing I'm A2Z Roadshow....

Dumb innit?

you could print out the alphabet and hang it on your rig somewhere?

[Jiggles]

Hmm what would i have to dress up as :D :D :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

A shortwave radio?

[Jiggles]

A shortwave radio?

Hmm :D

:lol: :rolleyes:

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

A shortwave radio?

Citizens band was on FM....(originally on AM)

[Corabar Steve]

Citizens band was on FM....(originally on AM)

Alright you picky git!:D

I never had one, too nerdy for me :beatnik: :corabarsteve: :Rock on: :cool:

[Have a disco]

:) :) :)

:Censored::Censored::Censored::Censored::Censored: with a fork LOL

I thought ainsley had a sense of humour

And me dressed as a badger or a wicked wabbit would be the end of me LOL still I have a badger mascot somewhere

[Corabar Entertainment]

No, I'm sorry, but if I book DJ Badger for a gig I want to see a Badger DJing!! ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

[dannyboy]

I would have to sell my lights and only work ouside on cloud-free nights:-s

[Dragonfly]

pulse mobile disco would have to turn up in an ambulance dressed as a surgeon.

[axeman]

not sure Ill get many gigs !!!

[dannyboy]

Pmsl:)

[Dragonfly]

and introducing your dj for tonight ..........................

Heres Axeman!!!!!


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