Bar Joke

[TonyB]

A guy goes into a classy bar. This bar has a dress code, and the maitre d' demands he wear a tie. Discouraged, the guy goes to his car to sulk when inspiration strikes: He's got jumper cables in the trunk! So he wraps them around his neck, sort of like a string tie (a bulky string tie to be sure) and returns to the bar. The maitre d' is reluctant, but says to the guy, "Okay, you're a pretty resourceful fellow, you can come in ... but just don't start anything"!

[dannyboy]

I Like It!!! :)

[Jiggles]

:lol: Good Good :D :D :D

[funkymike]

A horse walked into a pub, the barman said

"whats with the long face"














taxi

[TonyB]

A man walks into a pub with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says to the barman "pint of bitter and one for the road"

[Candybeatdiscos]

David Hasselhoff walks into a bar in Glasgow. "Hello there Mr HAsselhoff what would you like to drink?" asks the Barman, "a Cold Beer and please call me Hoff" he replies........Ok a beer, Nae Hassel

[Corabar Entertainment]

A man goes into a bar with a giraffe, they both get a couple of rounds in. When they get up to leave they're extremely drunk and the giraffe passes out and falls over. The man opens the door, about to leave by himself, when the bartender stops him suddenly and says, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The man turns around and slurs, "Don't be silly, that's not a lion, that's a giraffe!"

[funkymike]

A man walks into a bar









Ouch!!

[TonyB]

I was sitting in the pub one day having a pint with my faithful old dog, Rover, at my side when the vet walks in. Thats handy I thinks, Rover's getting a bit crossed eyed and I wonder if the vet can do anything.

The vet comes over to say hello and I said to him "you mind having a quick look at Rover 'cause he's getting a bit crossed eyed"

The vet picks him up, looks into his eyes, shakes his head and says "oh dear, dear, dear, I'm going to have to put him down"

"WHAT" I said "because he's crossed eyed?" the vet replied "No, because he's heavy"

[Corabar Steve]

An Englishman, an Irishman & a Scotsman walk into a bar, the barman says "Is this some kind of joke?" :D