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funkymike
25-02-2007, 05:33 PM
Wedding last night (sat) 300 quests back ground music then a singer a 9 till 10, at 10 past nine a request,'can you put Akon on' yes in a while I said.

20 past, ' when you gonna put Akon on' when I have stated I said

30 past, 'Pleeeease put Akon ' I will dont worry, as soon as the singer is done...'oh' she said.

40 past, turns up with her dad 'my daughter wants Akon on chappy' thought of saying woof!! Iam not working at the min I said, look theres a singer on,not me, hello!!!' oh ok he says.

5 to 10 ' you gonna put Akon on in abit' yes dear...in abit bye.


10 past 10' ladies and gents theres a young lady here and had been waiting for hours (well felt like it) for a request, so without further ado.......


put her request on...............
she disappered!!! :eek: :bang: :eek: :bang: :zip:



mike

Solitaire Events Ltd
25-02-2007, 05:46 PM
put her request on...............
she disappered!!! :eek: :bang: :eek: :bang: :zip:



Usual story.

Then later they'll come back and ask you to play it again as they missed it....:mad:

Corabar Steve
25-02-2007, 06:19 PM
Wedding last night (sat) 300 quests back ground music then a singer a 9 till 10, at 10 past nine a request,'can you put Akon on' yes in a while I said.

20 past, ' when you gonna put Akon on' when I have stated I said

30 past, 'Pleeeease put Akon ' I will dont worry, as soon as the singer is done...'oh' she said.

40 past, turns up with her dad 'my daughter wants Akon on chappy' thought of saying woof!! Iam not working at the min I said, look theres a singer on,not me, hello!!!' oh ok he says.

5 to 10 ' you gonna put Akon on in abit' yes dear...in abit bye.


10 past 10' ladies and gents theres a young lady here and had been waiting for hours (well felt like it) for a request, so without further ado.......


put her request on...............
she disappered!!! :eek: :bang: :eek: :bang: :zip:



mike
Can't help wondering if she was a relative of this one (copied from an earlier thread coz I can't be bothered to type it out again)

Had someone last night so intent on hearing David Bowie - Let's dance that...

Actually here's the full story

Firstly the person in question was my serial requester of the night. Secondly she was absolutely bladdered (the table she was at was the reason that the bar shut early, but that's another story).

Just before the band came on for their second set the person concerned comes up & asks for Let's dance. My reply "OK, but it'll have to wait as the band are about to come back on (they were actually on stage instrument in hand at this point). Every gap between songs that they had she grabbed the singer (at one point nearly causing him to trip over his monitor) & demands Let's dance (not sure at this point if she thinks the band will play it coz I've told her to ask them or not?? She seems to think we're part of the same company) At a point when the singer of the band is getting someone from the audience up do do some backing vocals, she sees her opportunity & launches herself in my direction "Play Let's dance, play it now, they've stopped"

"No they haven't, he's just getting somebody up"

"Play it now!"

"NO the band are still on!"

"PLAY IT NOW!"

"NO they're about to start again!" Which I can only assume that she took as they're going to play it now, as soon as the song had finished......

"You haven't played Let's dance!"

Singer - "We don't know it"

Oh no here she comes again......"Play Let's dance NOW!"

"The band are still on & if you don't stop asking for it, it won't get played at all"

At which point I think she finally got the messageI didn't lay it in the end as she left the room after the band finished, never to return (Still never mind eh?)

funkymike
25-02-2007, 06:23 PM
Must be sooo hard to tell the difference between a dj and a singer/band, we should wear badges. lol

Corabar Entertainment
25-02-2007, 06:26 PM
C'mon.... these people can't tell the difference between recorded and live music: you think they're going to be able to read a badge? :p ;) :p ;)

funkymike
25-02-2007, 06:37 PM
C'mon.... these people can't tell the difference between recorded and live music: you think they're going to be able to read a badge? :p ;) :p ;)

PMSL


very true

Thames Valley Discos
25-02-2007, 06:44 PM
poor little girl

ian8limelight
25-02-2007, 08:53 PM
There always one isn't there ?

funkymike
25-02-2007, 09:31 PM
There always one isn't there ?

yes! trust Paul for a silly quote:D

sleah
25-02-2007, 11:20 PM
There always one isn't there ?

No, not always.














Often several :bang: :bang: