I Love Tara

[pagan_flame]

...'cos last night, when I played Nancy Sinatra's 'These Boots Were Made For Walking' to a nearly empty dancefloor - instantly it was filled with ladies of all ages, strutting up and down, stroking legs suggestively...

... a la Tara Pyjama Bananarama-Tomkinson on Comic Relief Fame Academy! :D

http://www.bbc.co.uk/fameacademy/system/news_story/image/84/image/d05_tarra_sing.jpg

[Dragonfly]

I fancy her anyway :D :D :D :D


have no idea why?? one of those you know you shouldnt but do??

[Thames Valley Discos]

I fancy her anyway :D :D :D :D


have no idea why?? one of those you know you shouldnt but do??
second that:D

[Jiggles]

I fancy her anyway :D :D :D :D


have no idea why?? one of those you know you shouldnt but do??

second that:D

And We move on :D :D :D :lol:

[Shaun]

I fancy her anyway :D :D :D :D


have no idea why?? one of those you know you shouldnt but do??


Yes!, me too. Lol. :o :D

[Dragonfly]

lol Callum you stick to s-club 8 mate lol

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/0888-S-Club-8-(Sprayed)~S-Club-Juniors-Posters.jpg

[Jiggles]

lol Callum you stick to s-club 8 mate lol

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/0888-S-Club-8-(Sprayed)~S-Club-Juniors-Posters.jpg

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :eek: :(

[ross@rds]

I fancy her anyway :D :D :D :D


have no idea why?? one of those you know you shouldnt but do??

:eek: :eek: :eek:

WHAT THE HELL !!!! shes a dog and she cant sing you guys need to wake up lol.

[Thames Valley Discos]

she is a babe, you will grow up out of teeny pops one day, a find a real woman too

[ross@rds]

Haha wake up and smell the coffee lads :D

Now thats a real woman :P Joss Stone :rolleyes: yes plz ;)

[Thames Valley Discos]

A lady who has lost sense of her true self i believe .Oh and her ascent!

[Dragonfly]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

WHAT THE HELL !!!! shes a dog and she cant sing you guys need to wake up lol.

Ross I know you Scots can be a little strange sometimes ...... but how many times have you pulled and said the words " oooh hold on a minute babe just knock out the first couple of lines of (insert song) before I give you my number " :D :D :D :D

Joss St...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz .....


sorry Joss Stone Ross mmmmm ok. Do you also like playing bridge and watching golf?

[Pierre Le Sound]

Does it make any difference that I fancy Dawn French and Fern Britton?

Probably not.....:cool:

[pagan_flame]

Mind you, on a date with Tara you'd always be 'Sorted For E's and Wizz'... :rolleyes:

STATUTORY DISCLAIMER - The Firedance Roadshow in no way condones the possession or consumption of illegal drugs.

Kids: "Just Say No".

Public School Kids: "Just Say No Thank You".

[ross@rds]

Ross I know you Scots can be a little strange sometimes ...... but how many times have you pulled and said the words " oooh hold on a minute babe just knock out the first couple of lines of (insert song) before I give you my number " :D :D :D :D

Lol i dont need to pull am single n love it :P do what you want when you want o its the life :D :D and you can chat up all the girls at gigs come on :beer1: :beer1: lol.


I know your mad dragon but didnt think that mad. GESO

[Dragonfly]

Lol i dont need to pull am single n love it :P do what you want when you want o its the life :D :D and you can chat up all the girls at gigs come on :beer1: :beer1: lol.

All the ugly blokes who can't get a girlfriend say that :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;) :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:

[ross@rds]

All the ugly blokes who can't get a girlfriend say that :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;) :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:


:eek: :eek: :eek:

Thats why am gonna grow a beard :D :D :D

[Jiggles]

All the ugly blokes who can't get a girlfriend say that :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;) :beer1: :beer1: :beer1:


:eek: :eek: :eek:

Thats why am gonna grow a beard :D :D :D

PMSL!!!!!!!! :p :p :D :D :D

[ross@rds]

sorry Joss Stone Ross mmmmm ok. Do you also like playing bridge and watching golf?

Dont diss the golf man its the only time i get to wear my bright PINK t-**** :D and strippi trousers :cool:

[Dragonfly]

Dont diss the golf man its the only time i get to wear my bright PINK t-**** :D and strippi trousers :cool:


me thinks Ross missed the R out of shirts :D :D :D :D

[ross@rds]

Haha whats a t-**** lol :D :D t-shirt should i say

[Dragonfly]

Haha whats a t-**** lol :D :D t-shirt should i say

no idea mate but bet it's painful :D :D :D

[ross@rds]

no idea mate but bet it's painful :D :D :D

Bet it is gonna try my local golf shop and see if they have any :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

I fancy her anyway :D :D :D :D


have no idea why?? one of those you know you shouldnt but do??
What even with the Daniella Westbrook nose? :dhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/scorchio/sgrin.gif:d

lol Callum you stick to s-club 8 mate lol

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/0888-S-Club-8-(Sprayed)~S-Club-Juniors-Posters.jpgDid anyone see the (front row center) on Nevermind the Buzzc ocks? All grown up now & a contender for Miss UK:eek:


A lady who has lost sense of her true self i believe .Oh and her ascent!
?????????? Not going up in the world any more then? :d
as·cent(-snt)
n.
1. The act or process of rising or going upward.
2. An advancement, especially in social status.
3. An upward slope or incline.
4. A going back in time or upward in genealogical succession.


Does it make any difference that I fancy Dawn French and Fern Britton?

Probably not.....:cool:Probably not


Mind you, on a date with Tara you'd always be 'Sorted For E's and Wizz'... :rolleyes:

STATUTORY DISCLAIMER - The Firedance Roadshow in no way condones the possession or consumption of illegal drugs.

Kids: "Just Say No".

Public School Kids: "Just Say No Thank You".May I direct you to the Forum Rules http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/scorchio/sgrin.gif


:eek: :eek: :eek:

Thats why am gonna grow a beard :D :D :DWorked for me :dhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/scorchio/sgrin.gif:d


no idea mate but bet it's painful :D :D :D

I thought it was something to do with golf too

[ross@rds]

I thought it was something to do with golf too


Haha what did a tell you steve you cant be doing that in public :D :D

[Thames Valley Discos]

What even with the Daniella Westbrook nose? :dhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/scorchio/sgrin.gif:d
Did anyone see the (front row center) on Nevermind the Buzzc ocks? All grown up now & a contender for Miss UK:eek:


?????????? Not going up in the world any more then? :d
as·cent(-snt)
n.
1. The act or process of rising or going upward.
2. An advancement, especially in social status.
3. An upward slope or incline.
4. A going back in time or upward in genealogical succession.

Probably not

May I direct you to the Forum Rules http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/scorchio/sgrin.gif

Worked for me :dhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/scorchio/sgrin.gif:d



I thought it was something to do with golf too

Was this forum an english lesson on Grammar and spelling now?

[Jiggles]

I thought it was something to do with golf too


I thought this was meant to be a "Family Friendly" Forum :eek: :eek: :eek: :D :D

[pagan_flame]

May I direct you to the Forum Rules...

...What even with the Daniella Westbrook nose?

I thought it was something to do with golf too...My Goodness, I was only referring to the well-known fact that T P-T is invariably in possession of a copy of 'Different Class' by Pulp, should that particular track be required by her consort DJ for the evening... :D

Honestly, it's one rule for them and 31 rules for us... :rolleyes: :beer1:

[Corabar Steve]

I thought this was meant to be a "Family Friendly" Forum :eek: :eek: :eek: :D :D
It's Mark Roberts, the whole world has seen his bum by now

My Goodness, I was only referring to the well-known fact that T P-T is invariably in possession of a copy of 'Different Class' by Pulp, should that particular track be required by her consort DJ for the evening... :D

Honestly, it's one rule for them and 31 rules for us... :rolleyes: :beer1::dhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/scorchio/sgrin.gif:d
& I was refering to the fact that both their noses fell off, no mention as to how. :P :dhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/scorchio/sgrin.gif:d