soundtracker
28-04-2007, 08:30 AM
Most bizarre wedding of all time yesterday - set up ready for first dance as briefed by Groom - Father of the Bride, pops up and says "the Jazz Pianist is going to do the first dance and then a 45 minute spot - I thought fair enough, money for old rope. I then got on and played for 45 minutes, got the dancefloor moving, and then up pops FOB again - Jazz Pianist is going to o another set! So on he comes - 80% of the crowd clear off to the bar, leaving BOB & Bride Dancing and others just talking. A few lads did try and take the pee by singing for a while, but then got bored, and went to the bar!
I get back on, instant reaction, people back on the floor . FOB comes up- we want some Rock - we all love it - did a bit of Bryan Adams/Bon Jovi - cleared the floor! Went back to some Robbie, Shakira , Gwen stefani- got it going- Up pops Bride- we'd like a slowies spot - did as I was told- B&G dance everyone else clears off - Did 2 songs - went for a bit of Disco Cheese- floor fills -did three songs- up pops FOB - Jazz Pianist is back on now( by now its 11.15pm) for half an hour! Floor clears- apart from FOB and Bride - people coming up to me, moaning and asking whats going on - Anyway, I get back on at 11.45 - three tunes, packed floor- and finish! Easiest £400 I've ever earned, but bored stupid!:mad: :mad:
I get back on, instant reaction, people back on the floor . FOB comes up- we want some Rock - we all love it - did a bit of Bryan Adams/Bon Jovi - cleared the floor! Went back to some Robbie, Shakira , Gwen stefani- got it going- Up pops Bride- we'd like a slowies spot - did as I was told- B&G dance everyone else clears off - Did 2 songs - went for a bit of Disco Cheese- floor fills -did three songs- up pops FOB - Jazz Pianist is back on now( by now its 11.15pm) for half an hour! Floor clears- apart from FOB and Bride - people coming up to me, moaning and asking whats going on - Anyway, I get back on at 11.45 - three tunes, packed floor- and finish! Easiest £400 I've ever earned, but bored stupid!:mad: :mad: