Things you'll never see at MDD

[Marc J]

Inspired by another thread, I thought I'd start this one for things you'll never see on the MDD forums. I'll start the ball rolling:-

1.

Excellent point, Ricesnaps...I totally agree!

and conversely


Excellent point, rob1963...I totally agree!

Note: This thread is intended as light-hearted, not to have a go at other members!

[rob1963]

:lol:

[rob1963]

flatliners using capital letters or punctuation :p

[Marc J]

Any member saying "I think I've got enough toys" :)

[Shaun]

Things you'll never see at MDD

Callum, with perfect spelling :D

Darren, stating that he longer uses velcro :D

Badger (have-a-disco), going with the flow and not thinking that there should be a referendum for every decision made on the forum :D

[Candybeatdiscos]

Ross trying to form an English Meet up

:)

[rob1963]

Ricesnaps saying "I love replying to queries using email...it's so much more personal than a phone call"

:p

[rob1963]

Darren saying "Let's stay off topic for a while"

:D

[Dragonfly]

Crazy K advising everyone to buy their gear from ebay as its such a simple failsafe method of purchase :D :D :D


Darren telling a member that they should have left one or two more cables dangling freely from their truss.

an entire post from Corabar Steve using only text language.

Rice snaps saying hes perfectly happy with his rig and not going to buy any new kit until at least after christmas.

Dragonfly explaining in a post of less than 100 words the ins and outs of dmx programming.

a grammatically perfect post from Callum with no spelling mistakes that will in no way lead to extreme danger for anyone concerned :D :D :D :D

[Marc J]

B-Boy Nash saying "We're not very busy this weekend, anyone got any work they can pass our way?" ;)

[funkymike]

Thats a great comment mike, very construtive




lol

[Penfold42]

Everyone agreeing to the same price for a mobile disco.....:D

[Marc J]

Me saying "Your website's fine, there's nothing I would change..." :D

[Penfold42]

Rob 1963 not using the word toilet again.......:p :D

Corabar steve not quoting the rules again.....:p :D

[Shaun]

Me saying "My website's fine, there's nothing more I'll ask Marc to change...". :D

[Dragonfly]

Marc J or elite saying to someone "no get stuffed and sort out your own website"

Darren posting " Right chaps its time for the goatee to go"

Dragonfly saying "im taking a month out to celebrate liverpool winning the premiership"

[Marc J]

Me saying "My website's fine, there's nothing more I'll ask Marc to change...". :D
:lol: I was gonna post that, you beat me to it ;)

[flatliners]

Me not getting wrong of people on the forum
liverpool fans smiling

[DMX Will]

Matt (Rice) stating that your price should be based upon how much equipment you use, and not how good you are behind the decks.

Steve asking for a coke when a new member signs up ;)

[rob1963]

Will saying "DMX - what's that?"

[sparc]

You'll never see me pushing SEDA (http://www.seda.org.uk) or HouseProud (http://www.thisishouseproud.co.uk).;)

[Corabar Steve]

Me saying "Swear all you like chaps, this is a forum for DJs after all & as we all know DJs are all grown ups & should be used to a bit of bad language"


Nobody ever trying to sell anything on the forum without using DJ Bids.

[Corabar Steve]

an entire post from Corabar Steve using only text language.
Thks M8 :sj:

[soundtracker]

The moderating team agreeing to go easy on spammers for a while!

[PropellerHeadCase]

Thames Valley Discos using apostrophes correctly, and not commas.

Corabar Steve admitting that someone's cogent argument has caused him to change his mind.

Angela and Steve on-line at the same time without accidentally posting with each other's log-in.

Me not posting in any given week.

[DMX Will]

General members not renewing their PLI or PAT after stating they never needed it anyway.

Steve and Darren, making all their DJs redundent and saying "we just want to DJ for the love, not the money"

The entire forum deciding we shouldn't be charging over £43.50 for a disco and £65 for a wedding :)

[DMX Will]

Ohhhh and...

flatliners deciding youtube is rubbish after all and never using it again!!

[sleah]

Me saying it's perfectly OK to use an amp twice the power as your speakers.

<takes cover>

[Penfold42]

Ohhhh and...

flatliners deciding youtube is rubbish after all and never using it again!!

LMFAO....

[Dragonfly]

Jamie whitehouse deciding that 2 vastos and a pair of ipod speakers is what a real disco should look like

[Dragonfly]

The entire forum deciding we shouldn't be charging over £43.50 for a disco and £65 for a wedding :)

Well you might be able to get more than that where you live but ......:D :D :D

[rob1963]

Shakermaker saying "I don't like tattoos"

Ricesnaps saying "Don't ask ME - I know nothing about trussing"

:D

[Ricesnaps]

Shakermaker saying "I don't like tattoos"

Ricesnaps saying "Don't ask ME - I know nothing about trussing"

:D
far be it for me to split hairs here Rob my man, but can you explain your last dig at me. I actually DON'T know a lot about trussing, but I do now have a rather lovely trussing arch.

Still, having given this thread some thought, here's a few of mine:

Rob Saying:

"You know what I'm so envious of Rice's lovely trussing"
"You're right, I'm only asking all these questions because I want to make more money"
"I'm wrong"
"I'm going to scrap my two packages because the client are not interested in equipment". :rolleyes:

The there's my mate Crazy:

"Just picked up three bookings from a mobile phone I called back"
"I'm going back to CD's, this digital lark is crap"

jamie:

"Don't buy anything from Void"

That'll do me for now while I contemplate a little more!

[rob1963]

far be it for me to split hairs here Rob my man, but can you explain your last dig at me. I actually DON'T know a lot about trussing, but I do now have a rather lovely trussing arch.


Ricesnaps,

It WASN'T a dig at you! :bang:

Bearing in mind that you already use trussing, and recently picked up lots of info about it when you were asking for advice about changing yours, and have just bought a massive trussing stand that would not look out of place in the Albert Hall, it was my attempt at humour!

None of the others I've mentioned in this thread have come back & suggested I'm having a dig at them...because I'm NOT!

Please take this thread in the way it was intended like I have - as something light-hearted!

:)

[Ricesnaps]

Ricesnaps,

It WASN'T a dig at you! :bang:

None of the others I've mentioned in this thread have come back & suggested I'm having a dig at them...because I'm NOT!

Please take this thread in the way it was intended like I have - as something light-hearted!

:)

How else, other than lighthearted were we meant to take this thread?

By the way, wembley arena now set up in back garden, all on my lonesome in 15 mins!

[rob1963]

By the way, wembley arena now set up in back garden, all on my lonesome in 15 mins!

Wow...that's good going...I'd have thought it would take twice as long as that!

[CRAZY K]

How else, other than lighthearted were we meant to take this thread?

By the way, wembley arena now set up in back garden, all on my lonesome in 15 mins!

Allow a bit more time when your in an unfamiliar venue with people flapping around and chairs, tables and ceilings in the way:D

CRAZY K

[rob1963]

Arnold disco saying "I've been in this game for 25 years now"

:D

[Corabar Steve]

Corabar Steve admitting that someone's cogent argument has caused him to change his mind.
It'll NEVER happen (I'm too opinionated)


Angela and Steve on-line at the same time without accidentally posting with each other's log-in.

Happens all the time, we use different computers (no chance of accidental cross posting)

[Danno13]

Someone using the search facility to find a thread on DMX/PAT/PLI/PC-Djing, instead of starting a new post 3 days after the last one!

[Penfold42]

Someone using the search facility to find a thread on DMX/PAT/PLI/PC-Djing, instead of starting a new post 3 days after the last one!

:whistle: :D

[rob1963]

B-Boy Nash saying "I wish my Dad knew something about the business"

:D

[flatliners]

someone saying love the pic of your disco especially the messy cables hanging down from your rigg
dmx will saying dmx what is dmx is he a rapper i havent a clue
or more people saying penny arcarde is a great record

[PropellerHeadCase]

Happens all the time, we use different computers (no chance of accidental cross posting)

OK, not accidental, but still...



Angela here (borrowing Steve's log-on)

I am still alive - Steve hasn't done away with me and buried me in the garden. Just got a few other bits and bobs going on that are taking up almost all my time at the moment, but......

I'll be back!!!! (and hopefully soon :D )

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Corabar Steve]

Very deliberate in fact.

[rob1963]

Back on topic...

Darren doing a post of more than 4 lines :p

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Back on topic...

Darren doing a post of more than 4 lines :p

I like to be concise and not bore people with long posts. ;)

[Dragonfly]

...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Bog off. :boxer2:

[Corabar Steve]

I like to be concise and not bore people with long posts. ;)

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[Solitaire Events Ltd]

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Bog off. :boxer2:

You too. :D

[Corabar Steve]

Are a great band

[rob1963]

Corabar Steve saying "Rob & Ricesnaps - can you two argue a bit more please"

:D

[Dragonfly]

Are a great band


in da neeeeeeyyyymmmeee oofffff llluuurrrrvvveee !!!!!

[Tony Scott]

in da neeeeeeyyyymmmeee oofffff llluuurrrrvvveee !!!!!

LOL! I thought that sketch was the funniest thing I've seen all year! PMSL over & over!

Laugh, I thought my trousers would never dry!

[rob1963]

Steve saying "If anyone wants to use text talk on the forum, feel free"

[Penfold42]

Steve saying "If anyone wants to use text talk on the forum, feel free"

:D :D :D

[Larry B Entertainment]

Steve insisting that dj-jaym only uses text speak on the forum and to refrain from using English.

or

Steve actually using text speak him self.

[Solitaire Events Ltd]

Steve insisting that dj-jaym only uses text speak on the forum and to refrain from using English.

or

Steve actually using text speak him self.

I think we've done that one further back in the thread.:rolleyes:

Rocket Roadshow reading the whole thread.:p :D

[Larry B Entertainment]

I do speed read the thread before hand. I did think of that first but just forgot to post it lol