The Rob Thread

[Dragonfly]

ok heres the deal im bored and sad and think Mr. James is somewhat of a leg-end for introducing us to toilet ....... so .....

I was just thinking .....

how many songs are there with toilet in the title or the lyrics???

ill start ......

bouncing souls - The toilet song

[rob1963]

ok heres the deal im bored and sad and think Mr. James is somewhat of a leg-end for introducing us to toilet ....... so .....
I was just thinking .....
how many songs are there with toilet in the title or the lyrics???
ill start ......
bouncing souls - The toilet song

Thanks for the thread, Dragonfly.

I've come up with the following:

1) Tammy Wynette - Stand by your toilet.
2) Brotherhood of man - Save your toilet for me.
3) Elton John & Kiki Dee - Don't go breaking my toilet.
4) Blondie - The toilet is high.
5) Police - Every little thing she does is toilet.
6) Stevie Wonder - I just called to say toilet.
7) David Bowie & Mick Jagger - Dancing in the toilet.
8) Righteous brothers - Unchained toilet.
9) Elton John - Toilet seems to be the hardest word.
10) Kylie Minogue - Can't get you out of my toilet.
11) Madonna - Into the toilet.
12) Bon Jovi - Livin' on a toilet
13) Boomtown rats - I don't like toilets.
14) Lonnie Donegan - My old man's a toilet
15) Bill Haley & his comets - Rock around the toilet.
16) Frank Sinatra - 3 coins in the toilet.
17) Sarah Brightman - I lost my heart to a starship toilet.
18) Jocelyn Brown - Somebody else's toilet.
19) Rod Stewart - Do you think I'm toilet.
20) Carpenters - Top of the toilet.
21) Clash - Rock the toilet.
22) Nat King Cole - When I fall in toilet.
23) Communards - Don't leave me this toilet.
24) Blue oyster cult - Don't fear the toilet.
25) Acker Bilk - Stranger on the toilet.
26) Proclaimers - Toilet from America.
27) Duran duran - A view to a toilet.
28) Earth wind & fire - Toilet wonderland.
29) David Essex - Gonna make you a toilet.
30) Europe - The final toilet.

Can't think of any more.

[sleah]

Okay, few more random ones:

Al Martino - Here in my Toilet
Shakin' Stevens - This ole Toilet
Elvis - :Rob James: house Rock:rolleyes:
Elvis - Always on my toilet
Beatles - I want to hold your toilet......errr maybe not!
Beatles - Toilet to ride
Black Eyed Peas - Where is the toilet?
Louise/Stealers Wheel - Stuck in the toilet with you
Meck/Leo - Thunder in my toilet again
Basement Jaxx - Wheres your toilet at
Christina - Genie in a toilet
Miquel Brown - So many toilets, so little time
Isley Brothers - Toilet for the world
Adamski - The space toilet
Billy Joel - We didn't start the toilet
Blue Pearl - Naked in the toilet
C&C Music Factory - Toilets that make you go mmm...
D-ream - Toilets can only get better
JX - Son of a toilet
Kylie - Better the toilet you know
Michael Jackson - Toilet song
Right Said Fred - I'm too toilet
Sash! - Encore une toilete

I could go on........


Toile.....TAXI!!!

[Dragonfly]

jason donavon - any toilet will do

[rob1963]

Then there are these...

1) Nirvana - Smells like teen toilet.
2) Police - Message in a toilet.
3) Scissor sisters - I don't feel like toilet.
4) Abba - Thank you for the toilet.
5) Take that - A million toilets.
6) ELO - The toilet of Horace Wimp.
7) David Hasselhoff - Jump in my toilet.
8) Eurythmics - Toilets are doing it for themselves.
9) Nolans - I'm in the mood for toilet.
10) Toploader - Dancing in the toilet.

I DEFINATELY have too much time on my hands! :p

[Dragonfly]

tramps - toilet inferno
50 cent - toilet shop
dream warriors - wash your face in my toilet

[Vectis]

Slightly OT but what about...

Boogie Motion by Beautiful Bend?
Chain Reaction by Diana Ross?
Armatang Shanks by Green Day (groan)
One Way Ticket by Eruption?
Splish Splash by Bobby Darin?
Whizz Kid by Mott The Hoople?
Push It by Salt 'n' Pepa?
Waiting For A Train by Flash and The Pan?
Cleaning Out My Closet by Eminem?
Human Cannonball by Butthole Surfers?


I could go on... but I won't.

[Dragonfly]

guys ive got it ........................


ABBA - Water - loo

[PropellerHeadCase]

Dido - Life is toilet

[Vectis]

Dido - Life is toilet

Where'd the word "Life" come into this?

[Corabar Steve]

No songs, but I've got a genuine band for you.

[rob1963]

No songs, but I've got a genuine band for you.

Whoaaaaa...I wonder if they need a new band member?

The one in the middle could teach me! ;)

[CRAZY K]

ok heres the deal im bored and sad and think Mr. James is somewhat of a leg-end for introducing us to toilet ....... so .....

I was just thinking .....

how many songs are there with toilet in the title or the lyrics???

ill start ......

bouncing souls - The toilet song

Gets you thinking--

THERES NINE MILLION TOILETS IN BEIJING
KATIE MELUA

Theres probably more that that !

CRAZY K

[Corabar Steve]

Whoaaaaa...I wonder if they need a new band member?

The one in the middle could teach me! ;)

What, how to dress in drag?













(I was waiting for somebody to say something like that, they're all men Rob)

[rob1963]

What, how to dress in drag?
(I was waiting for somebody to say something like that, they're all men Rob)

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I feel a pavement pizza coming on...time to rush to the :Rob James:

[Dragonfly]

ahhh well Rob mate enough cheap lager and a vodka visor and ........ who cares :D :D :D

[Penfold42]

I know its a book...but if you scroll down you will see some tunes for this 'Potty (http://www.amazon.com/Tinkle-Little-Tot-Rhymes-Training/dp/0689046464)' or this 'Toilet (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SCHUBERT-TOILET-SONGS-CD-GERMAN-15-TRACKS-1995-MAUSOL_W0QQitemZ110135547595QQihZ001QQcategoryZ105 5QQtcZphotoQQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)'



ahhh well Rob mate enough cheap lager and a vodka visor and ........ who cares :D :D :D

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[theoloyla]

When playing "Tonight I Celebrate My Love For You" I always sing the line "What I want most to do is to go to the loo" to myself.